tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post6159930490592136703..comments2010-09-15T21:27:42.977-04:00Blogniggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14573754352848039559noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-54018087909334479922010-09-15T21:27:42.977-04:002010-09-15T21:27:42.977-04:00&quot;No Nigger&quot; What you mean &quot;No Nigger&quot; for the neck stretching rope? &quot;No Nigger&quot;WILDRAThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11151873328403803786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-36715677215839392322008-07-29T15:08:00.000-04:002008-07-29T15:08:00.000-04:00I love it when sh*t we said growing up get's reinvented and appreciated once again.<BR/><BR/>I was on the 1/9 train the other day and saw this little kid give another kid "gills"!! If you're from uptown and you know what gills are, you are appreciating that just as much as me.<BR/><BR/>That being said, "no homo" and "pause" have been around for quite a long time, but it's nice to see them repopularized. I remember when it first started happening around 2003-4 and I had a nice "remember when" moment with my brother.<BR/><BR/>Damn, I really want a burger right now, no dyke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-25018426042404968282008-07-28T15:13:00.000-04:002008-07-28T15:13:00.000-04:00Yeah, I'm glad to see that some legitimate criticism of the no-homo efforts are starting to surface in a slightly calmer and more digestible fashion than what The Judge initially put forward.<BR/><BR/>(Although, damn - the Judge sure dilvered on his own "no-gooky" phrase, huh? Who knew!)<BR/><BR/>Anyway, all entries were welcome of course, and I'm glad we were all having fun on a Friday, but I have to concur that strictly speaking, the general algorithm behind the joke certainly developed more than it's fair share of elasticity as the day went on.<BR/><BR/>The key thing that most of them were missing, to me, is that the addition of "no-homo" (or equiv) at the end should recontextualize the first portion of the phrase, and make the reader reflect in what Adolph Eichmann would refer to as the "ah-ha" moment.<BR/><BR/>They're similar to the old "that's-what-she-said" jokes in that way.<BR/><BR/>It's not funny if you go: "Hey I want to SUCK YOUR DICK." .... "That's what she said! no really; that's what she said."<BR/><BR/>You get the drift. Anyway, I think it was theraputic to all, and I certainly wouldn't want to dissuade anyone from posting their own cancer-preventing entries, no matter how abstract.<BR/><BR/>ta.Blogniggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14573754352848039559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-46420606934624030772008-07-28T14:59:00.000-04:002008-07-28T14:59:00.000-04:00The nuance a lot you guys were missing was that the "no X" statement you're making has to be something that you yourself would say, that is inadvertently similar to something that a member with the attribute X would say. <BR/><BR/>You can't just make a statement like "hee hee hee I love cock! No homo," because you've missed the key point that makes it funny: that you've self-consciously pointed out an interpretation that your listener may not have even considered. <BR/><BR/>For that, it has to be something you would say, that could incriminate you as having attribute X when taken out of context.<BR/><BR/>No Aspberger's.Horsenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-42178995440196600142008-07-28T14:17:00.000-04:002008-07-28T14:17:00.000-04:00Judge makes a point. No-homo and it's derivatives aren't just funny because of racial/ homophobic humor. It's not enough to come up with something a white person would say and then add "no-whitey" to it. That's not funny. Or at best that's Carlos Mencia funny (which is not funny). The part that's funny about saying "no-homo" is the implication 1) that the preceding statement is so singularly white/black/gay that it requires apology, and 2) that saying no-homo (etc.) excuses it. By overlooking this nuance you're not "rebelling"; you're a child repeating the same knock-knock joke over and over without comprehension, grinning emptily at the dwindling interest of the grown ups. Go play in the yard.<BR/><BR/>no whiteyPaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15933937118572920615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-10412097808692699892008-07-28T12:01:00.000-04:002008-07-28T12:01:00.000-04:00I'm stealing this post <BR/><BR/>... no niggerFutureManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12489666540811454569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-53440810853338816992008-07-28T00:06:00.000-04:002008-07-28T00:06:00.000-04:00"No, Czechoslovakia was the last, we'll stop now, no nazi"<BR/><BR/>"Um, is it just me, or is it really hot in here, no hymie"<BR/><BR/>Best thing about being half German and half Jewish is the jokes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-33754235579968128722008-07-27T15:39:00.000-04:002008-07-27T15:39:00.000-04:00Dawg:<BR/><BR/>One has to be judicious about working Hitler into the repetoire; unless you're at the Amadinejad family reunion, it's best to assess the general mood first. <BR/><BR/>I remember letting my common sense slip once, years ago. I was working as an orderly at the State school for the blind and let a Helen Keller joke slip through during the annual fish soire. What a bunch of oversensitive curb-feelers! Good thing I was able to slip out the back exit after a few satisfying snaps with the wet towel.Songomannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-57248346200390947712008-07-27T08:23:00.000-04:002008-07-27T08:23:00.000-04:00BN, <BR/>Looks like I'm late to this party, but I love your blog and I would totally give you a handjob for free, no white slut.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Nicole gets my vote for the best no's so far.RSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-65898654537888551522008-07-26T22:26:00.000-04:002008-07-26T22:26:00.000-04:00yo doucheyandbanana<BR/><BR/>That's what *I* said fag-o, but I said it much funnier than yousthe judgenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-75729686194419482792008-07-26T20:04:00.000-04:002008-07-26T20:04:00.000-04:00songoman: As it so happens, I wish I had been able to apply these rules when I, in jest, sang "Happy Birthday Hitler" at my family's passover seder. <BR/><BR/>Although, the awkwardness? PRICELESS.dogisdeadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07905571310006927163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-12986487987173700282008-07-26T18:23:00.000-04:002008-07-26T18:23:00.000-04:0090 percent of these are lame no- seriouslydoucheyandbananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06943189003969118199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-88712139641315115852008-07-26T08:48:00.000-04:002008-07-26T08:48:00.000-04:00alright then take a step back you niggers and let the chinaman show you how it's done:<BR/><BR/><BR/>"Mrs. Smith, the school nurse sent billy home with a case of lice no-gooky"<BR/><BR/>sup now BITCHESthe judgenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-13844695857970566932008-07-26T00:23:00.000-04:002008-07-26T00:23:00.000-04:00re: batman - shit, i wouldaericFnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-18669840518317736742008-07-25T20:53:00.000-04:002008-07-25T20:53:00.000-04:00damn, friend just canceled...<BR/><BR/>any BN fans wanna go see 9:35 batman at pavilion?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-48159133614838861312008-07-25T20:37:00.000-04:002008-07-25T20:37:00.000-04:00Dogisdead:<BR/><BR/>The Hitler one was the best one yet. GoddAMMM. I am impressed.<BR/><BR/>SongoSongomannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-34693070969486572312008-07-25T20:01:00.000-04:002008-07-25T20:01:00.000-04:00I'm a blognigger, no slopeoopsie!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-60912622903140522682008-07-25T19:47:00.000-04:002008-07-25T19:47:00.000-04:00@Judge -- Sure, sure, but:<BR/><BR/>Put down your oversized bodega beer and ante up, ya big pansy back-seat blogger! Represent! No-jurist.brostihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10931004401864909240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-90396280365552924512008-07-25T19:24:00.000-04:002008-07-25T19:24:00.000-04:00"God, there's so much about my penis that you don't know, no hooknose."<BR/><BR/>"Have you met Zaidy's Filipino nurse? She's great! Those people have such a great temperament, no hooknose."<BR/><BR/>"Oh please, there is no Israeli apartheid. So are you going to sponsor me for the UJA walk or what? No hooknose."<BR/><BR/>"Drink up! Not a chance you get pulled over on Shabbos, no hooknose."Jordanhttp://news.bmezine.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-19946361282304183302008-07-25T19:08:00.000-04:002008-07-25T19:08:00.000-04:00"Hitler was a pretty good speaker no nazi"<BR/><BR/>"Don't worry, I always carry tums no jewie"dogisdeadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07905571310006927163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-17295575883161358552008-07-25T18:11:00.000-04:002008-07-25T18:11:00.000-04:00@songoman<BR/>NICE!<BR/><BR/>judge, suck it yes homoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-35874839369399434252008-07-25T18:10:00.000-04:002008-07-25T18:10:00.000-04:00Nicole = win = love<BR/><BR/>Ms. Solomon: not bad!!Blogniggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14573754352848039559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-73034721739003682242008-07-25T18:03:00.000-04:002008-07-25T18:03:00.000-04:00this is moderately funny but I cant believe you are now finding out about this phrase. I've been hearing about it for at least 2years now. no-haterMs.Solomonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04531753436079357534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-10066075115841037812008-07-25T17:24:00.000-04:002008-07-25T17:24:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Horneryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06949498929393491962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-41403853821357736462008-07-25T17:14:00.000-04:002008-07-25T17:14:00.000-04:00Hey Judge:<BR/><BR/>No, Thomas probably didn't read your post. I did, though, just so you know. I'm just IGNORING it. There's always one guy that can't stand to see people having fun. Usually, they're thumping a bible, though.<BR/><BR/>Moving right along:<BR/><BR/>"Damn. Only one Cambodian teenager's head left in the fridge" -no Dahmer<BR/><BR/>"He came IN here with the toilet plunger shoved up his ass" -no NYPD<BR/><BR/>"..and these are my children: Kyle, Kayla, Kodie, and Kristen" - no Soccer Mom<BR/><BR/>"Wally, why are you in bed naked with Eddie Haskell?" -no Beaversongomannoreply@blogger.com