Comments on Blognigger: Test Blognigger: Blonde Marley

THIS DUDE IS DEFINETLY EXACTLY LIKE THE DUDE ON "B...

2009-02-03T10:01:00.000-05:00

THIS DUDE IS DEFINETLY EXACTLY LIKE THE DUDE ON "BLIND DATE FREAKS AND GEEKS" THAT WAS A "MUSICIAN" AND GOT THE GIRL TO KISS HIM AND WAS ALL "YOU ROCK GIRL...YOU ROCK"

* he's foreign (German or Scandinavian)

* b...

2008-09-23T00:04:00.000-04:00

* he's foreign (German or Scandinavian)

* been backpacking for the last 5 - 10 years with extended stays in SE Asia.

*met a New York lady during his travels and is staying with her, possibly married her for a green card.

* studying or working at a shitty store for cash in hand

* loves Friends and Seinfeld as much as he loves weed and obscure drum and bass

First off, Horse, goddammit that was hilarious. Be...

2008-09-22T23:11:00.000-04:00

First off, Horse, goddammit that was hilarious. Beyond that, this is a tough one for me to call..I've known a lot of hippy-type white boys w/ dreads, and most of them are completely harmless and generally very nice people (i.e. couldn't harm a fly) who just smoke pot all day.

I'm guessing this guy is employed or in school, likely employed given he's on the subway at the same time everyday. Teacher seems like a good guess, or some other kind of job in academia, maybe a researcher or something. He likely has at least one outdoorsy-type hobby, maybe riding a bike on nature trails.

Finally, for the wild card, I'll say between 2 to 5 illegitimate children scattered throughout the world, but 2 are sure to be in Colorado

Might be my cousin from Tallahassee.

Six ye...

2008-09-22T18:49:00.000-04:00

Might be my cousin from Tallahassee.

Six years old driving his own motorboat around Key Largo, living on a houseboat with my pops' nudist sister and her husband, grandson of a New England Governor. Plays the music, lives on a flower farm, married a Nubian Princess. Aunt Mary made her monies importing brown groupers from the Bahamas.

Last faggot took my picture on the sly in Chelsea almost got pushed under the M5. It's just fucking hair, man. You're an overweight fucktard with a camera pen from the spy shop and a five inch dick.

In the Northwest dreads can be found pretty much o...

2008-09-22T18:22:00.000-04:00

In the Northwest dreads can be found pretty much only on old style hippies or crusty punks. This is largely true EVEN on NW black people. The black dudes with dreads up there in fact are basically hippies, unlike in the East where there are honest to god Caribbean influences. I am not bothered by them much when they are basically just tacky symbols of overt drug use (and its not just pot, crusty types don't sit around all day smoking pot and listening to Bob Marley...more likely they are doing Heroin or acid and are listening to CRASS, Skinnypuppy, The Melivins or Neurosis or some similarly hardcore agro screamy stuff) what is unfuckingbeleviably irritating however are the white dudes with dreads that actually try to be serious about it and call themselves legit Rastafarians...I’ve met a few of these types and they are invariably hyper-sanctimonious self important assholes overcompensating for having quit Christianity because they hated their dads. So, I would urge everyone to notice the difference between druggie types who can be quite fun and white rasta fuckers who need to be sent re-education camps.

Anthony/Greg ~ let me guess; you are white (hence ...

2008-09-22T18:09:00.000-04:00

Anthony/Greg ~ let me guess; you are white (hence the humor impairment) ~ call me psychic.

Listen analized,

I'll ignore the fact that ...

2008-09-22T17:48:00.000-04:00

Listen analized,

I'll ignore the fact that you totally missed the Dennis Brown joke and your first paragraph only makes sense to those who understand FAT HOUSEWIFE.

For your edification I have been a reggae DJ for the past 15 years, so fuck off twice.

And that being the case I know, as you obviously don't, that Dennis Brown was a notorious crack-head at then end of his life. He wasn't sticking it to the man, he was sticking a pipe in his mouth, hence the masters scam.

So keep your fat, ugly, grilled-cheese cunt opinions to your dyke California self.

oh did i mention CUNT?

-spent a year (or five) snowboarding in Utah

2008-09-22T17:42:00.000-04:00
-spent a year (or five) snowboarding in Utah

-claims to read about zen and taoism but can't speak intelligently about either

-vegetarian, but eats fish occasionally

-has had several gay experiences

ah come on...
this is obviously horseshit. blog...

2008-09-22T17:33:00.000-04:00

ah come on...
this is obviously horseshit. blognigger obviously made this all up just like he made up the chassid and the 158 "jezebel commenters"

Ah, "Anthony Kiedis" (whom so so deeply and profou...

2008-09-22T16:33:00.000-04:00

Ah, "Anthony Kiedis" (whom so so deeply and profoundly are NOT; Dennis Brown is long dead, asshole.

Dennis Brown is however still famous in the music biz circles where I toiled for famously scamming the SAME masters to three separate companies in the course on one seriously burnin’ 3 week trip to NYC in the late 80’s. I was only spared the humiliation of being one of the buyers by being not dread enough to have been approached in the first place. The guy had a real stick-it-to-the-man thing workin’ for him that people of all races could admire.

A lot of white guys who are into yoga have dreads....

2008-09-22T16:19:00.000-04:00

A lot of white guys who are into yoga have dreads. Shiva has them, smokes pot all day, and is the coolest god on the block.

My guru is 63 and has sick dreads down to his knees:

www.bhagavandas.com

Nothin wrong with dreads on a white dude.

I think it's a combination of both. I take the F ...

2008-09-22T16:10:00.000-04:00

I think it's a combination of both. I take the F train in the morning as well, and I've seen this guy. I would classify him as a, "struggling trustifarian". He probably had an apartment bought for him by his parents, and now he's trying to, "make it on his own". The backpack is all show--probably nothing but lame sketch pads and T-shirts in there.

Now BN I have a question in my continuing quest to...

2008-09-22T15:34:00.000-04:00

Now BN I have a question in my continuing quest to divine the ways of the collective "blacks".

I would figure that any of genus "black" and especially subset "Jamaican" would remove Dennis "isn't" Brown's head and use it in a midnight basketball league somewhere in the Fulton Mall. Or is this part of the nigratization process whereby letting this testicle survive brings society down another notch and generally annoys me.

This Jafaican is probably nice in a stupid sleepy way but the sight of white dreads makes me want to dribble his head down the highways and byways, and by dribble i mean slam between my boot and a fire hydrant.

but I'm very angry

@Horse - Your killing me. Niggle, Ask Shareef, I l...

2008-09-22T15:19:00.000-04:00

@Horse - Your killing me. Niggle, Ask Shareef, I love it.

Well I say he is an ex-beach bum. He went to Jamaica on spring break met Rasta Steve at the hot springs in Bath and decided to stay until Daddy said "enough is enough". Now he's home finishing up school. He smokes from a bong or fanto leaf and he defiantly hangs out in Prospect Park on Sunday's - he lives on the other side of the park for easy access.

Sidebar: When I was in high school, I had an English teacher - cool as hell- Mr. Ruben (grew up Jewish). He and his wife had dreadlocks and they were truly into Rastafarianism. So Blonde Dread would not get a second glance from me unless he was cute.

I'd like to think of myself as having a pretty lai...

2008-09-22T15:16:00.000-04:00

I'd like to think of myself as having a pretty laissez faire attitude towards other peoples' style decisions, but whenever I see some shit like that it's an automatic 30 point deduction, no questions asked.

He's a musician, but he's straight edge
Cler...

2008-09-22T15:06:00.000-04:00

*He's a musician, but he's straight edge
*Clerks at a retail store
*Decent beatboxer and rapper
*Loves 'untz' and handrums
*Has bible propaganda in his backpack
*Knows how to cook crack

While this do' is not for me in my choice of men t...

2008-09-22T14:51:00.000-04:00

While this do' is not for me in my choice of men to either fuck or even hang out with I sort of think its half-crazy message of Phishness has been sort of defused over the years. My daughter has a few friends sporting this (they are in their 20s) and there are weirder things, believe me that these young men could be sporting.

I actually rather like the white dreds guy who works at the bank near my job (Pasadena, CA). I figure he had do a little fight-the-power to keep them; even though it was a dumb stand to make at least he made it.

Fuckin' terrible, the white guy afro thing. My wi...

2008-09-22T13:43:00.000-04:00

Fuckin' terrible, the white guy afro thing. My wife's friend's boyfriend has one of those white dude afros and I want to either kill him or kill myself when we are in public together. The apt terms is sideshow bobs, white dudes with freakinsh hairstyles to make them quirky or stand-outish. Hairstyles for men are for fags anyways. Ooh and lets not get started on those fuckin' beards....

BN. I have a serious problem related to this that ...

2008-09-22T13:13:00.000-04:00

BN. I have a serious problem related to this that I was meaning to ask you.

I am a multiracial guy with a real afro. When my hair is short, everyone can see that I have an afro and to anyone who cares about race, thatI am part black.

When I grow my dreads, I look like a white guy withg dreads. A gd WASPafarian.

But I look like shit without my dreads, like a fucking stalk of broccoli, like a gd microphone, because I live in Japan and unless I go all across town to some dodgy Nigerian place, I cant really get my hair cut right here. I look straight up stupid with my hair shaved bald the way most brothers do it here themselves or one of their ladies with buzz clips.

I feel like I should have the right to wear my natural hair, but the thing is, I hate white guys with dreads too. No one has ever said anything to me about it but I can see brothers looking at me with that look.

What the fuck? Seriously, BN, your my only hope. Please tell me its ok to keep my hair and to keep getting more ass than a toilet seat.

Blonde Marley. Great.

The first hint that h...

2008-09-22T13:09:00.000-04:00

Blonde Marley. Great.

The first hint that he's not a trustifarian is simply that you see him on the subway, early in the morning, regularly. If my parents had a bankroll waiting for me when I turned 20-something, you can bet I'd be sleeping off a mean hangover on a daily basis.

That said, "testing" (or baiting) BN and regular readers is far more stupid than a white guy with dreads. That's saying a lot.

I think dude is from the mountains. Appalachian Mo...

2008-09-22T13:08:00.000-04:00

I think dude is from the mountains. Appalachian Mountains in the southeast. He looks just like a hippie from Boone or Ashville who followed Phish and Grateful Dead, then decided to move to NY following a chick. The girl got all Sex and the City on his ass, and shed her dirty hippie ways. So dude got a shitty 9-5 and is saving up to move out of the city.

Damn cuz, you got some search capabilities!
<...

2008-09-22T13:02:00.000-04:00

Damn cuz, you got some search capabilities!

You need a black search engine name like AfroVista, or Niggle, or Aks Shareef.

blonde marley has been located as of 10:30 am. yea...

2008-09-22T12:36:00.000-04:00

blonde marley has been located as of 10:30 am. yeah son.

He is preparing a response. urgent: please get your predictions in ASAP- you have until midnight.

you're "a white guy and you're down"? seriously, ...

2008-09-22T12:16:00.000-04:00

you're "a white guy and you're down"? seriously, wtf does that mean?

is it like these guys:
http://blackpeopleloveus.com/

i really hope you're joking, anonymous. because if not, i'd love to be a fly on the wall, eavesdropping on the conversations of the "black people who love you."

we usually refer to your type as an AFRO-PHILE.

I'm a white man, and I'm down. Seriously, black pe...

2008-09-22T11:09:00.000-04:00

I'm a white man, and I'm down. Seriously, black people love me, from the public schools of NYC to the plains of Africa. And I was vehemently against dreads on white people for a long time. Then I got them while in Thailand, because the Thai rasta hippies peer pressured. I figured that if a bunch of asians who described themselves as "Lastas" could pull it off, then they why the f not? I cut them shortly after I returned home though. That shit does not play in new york.