tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post4686940591939777706..comments2009-12-11T21:11:24.412-05:00Blogniggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14573754352848039559noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-13549914851939185632009-12-09T18:44:13.997-05:002009-12-09T18:44:13.997-05:00Are you also half genius?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-18332882539694432532009-10-21T14:33:59.620-04:002009-10-21T14:33:59.620-04:00I used to hate Ikea. I still kinda hate it, but now that I&#39;m in a relationship it&#39;s not so bad.Naive London Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12146199319058811505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-20194817513492213302008-07-24T15:38:00.000-04:002008-07-24T15:38:00.000-04:00This is fucking great! Loving it40ozPhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02781419270476025694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-57965956343501510792008-06-19T14:28:00.000-04:002008-06-19T14:28:00.000-04:00100% thoroughly and completely awesome.Marky Mae Brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10040058119298255550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-72692907908912439122008-06-19T06:29:00.000-04:002008-06-19T06:29:00.000-04:00Guy I work with pronounces Roxy, "Rockski".<BR/><BR/>Thank you.Gotham City Insiderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06168120396995497480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-50324976731354710542008-06-18T14:49:00.000-04:002008-06-18T14:49:00.000-04:00This Brooklyn girl now living in Westchester exile thinks this is the funniest thing she has ever read on the Internet. The Park Slope touch was particularly priceless. You go, blognigger! You're fighting for all of us.Brooklyn JAP in exilenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-52948325226880427082008-06-17T18:56:00.000-04:002008-06-17T18:56:00.000-04:00@anonymous - 5:35 PM<BR/><BR/>ooooh, SO Close! You almost got it!!<BR/><BR/>YOU are not funny! THIS is hilarious.<BR/><BR/>thank you for playing!mr cleannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-77970518672582024972008-06-17T18:00:00.000-04:002008-06-17T18:00:00.000-04:00Zaxxon.Nicolehttp://www.n-spiration.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-26646117503404649002008-06-17T17:35:00.000-04:002008-06-17T17:35:00.000-04:00This is not funny! This is hate speech! <BR/><BR/>Go Ohio State!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-32353714096291274772008-06-17T15:04:00.000-04:002008-06-17T15:04:00.000-04:00"Yo I could get a ekeskog sofa beige?"Pearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08642407719296640924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-85092002108528510952008-06-17T14:05:00.000-04:002008-06-17T14:05:00.000-04:00Dear Blognigger,<BR/><BR/>This sort of thing works the other way, too. I remember one Halloween in the Rosslyn neighborhood of Arlington, Virginia, when my friend Tom and I decided to just put on business suits and walk across the Key bridge to Georgetown in the District of Columbia where every year the big party was held.<BR/><BR/>As we got to the Key bridge, we could see a group of Halloween revelers clustered around two black Arlington policemen who were preventing them from crossing the bridge. Apparently, there was some sort of "understanding" between Arlington and DC about keeping out the party people.<BR/><BR/>We decided to press on and as we approached the bridge, the two cops told us the bridge was closed to foot traffic. Using our best imitation of lawerly indignation, we told them, "You cannot keep us from leaving the state of Virginia! What are you, the border patrol of the Confederate States?"<BR/><BR/>The cops were so embarrassed by this, they let everyone cross. Victory was ours!<BR/><BR/>Yours truly,<BR/><BR/>Jefferson Davis<BR/>Richmond, Virginia<BR/><BR/><I>Deo Vindici</I>Jefferson Davishttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederate_states_of_americanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-47303958329165994982008-06-17T11:30:00.000-04:002008-06-17T11:30:00.000-04:00this middle-aged white lady is -- gasp -- speechless. lemme pull my white socks up over my cankles thick as sausages and haul my pancake-a** over to see what the bejeezus is going on in the **other** brooklyn ghetto. we got nothin on Ikea in Crown Heights. whoo-hoo.saucytartwww.saucytart.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-31736571874289512012008-06-17T10:46:00.000-04:002008-06-17T10:46:00.000-04:00Oh my fucking - I can't breathe. Hilarious...............Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5880985812663664693.post-89144253121586017632008-06-17T01:03:00.000-04:002008-06-17T01:03:00.000-04:00Funniest thing I've ever seen on the Internet.Capt. B.J. Smethwignoreply@blogger.com