The Jesus Ultimatum

Jesus. Here tis.

Trolling for Columbine

4/20 - Lot of anniversaries this week...
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Meet The White Parents

Story of how I first met my white wife's parents.
See Jim Goad's comment at #46 in the thread.

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BREAKING: African American Leaders Set to Protest Brutality in Easter Killing of Somali "Pirates"

HARLEM, New York (BNN) – Jubilation spread through most of the Western world Sunday, when the news that Capt. Richard Phillips had been freed from captivity on the Maersk Alabama. The captain of the hijacked ship had been held hostage in a lifeboat since Wednesday, when four Somali individuals boarded U.S. Cargo ship in the wee hours of the morning. The standoff came to an end around 7:19 P.M. local time, when U.S. Forces killed his captors after claiming to have seen the Captain in "imminent danger."

While a majority of the nation seemed to be celebrating the news, at one Harlem lawyer's desk, things weren't so simple.

"While no one wants to see an individual deprived of liberty, " remarked New York lawyer Lester Coleman, "the question here is whether the extreme and unusual use of force in this matter was warranted."

"There's two sides to every story - the White media tends to use terms like 'pirates' in order to contextualize the situation into a frame of perception that best aligns itself with their needs. But regardless of nomenclature, it seems that once again, we're in another situation where White Officials have legally taken the lives of young Black men."

Mr. Coleman's organization, Citizens Against Negro Turpitude or CANT, has been the entity responsible for recent protests such as the actions against the NYPost's Obama "Monkey" Cartoon, as well as Saturday's march against the controversially-named Brooklyn establishment, "Obama Fried Chicken."

"We're frankly shocked to see that more of the world media isn't delivering a balanced viewpoint on this issue," continued Mr. Coleman, "because the question of crime does not exist in a vacuum. Yes, Somali individuals stormed a cargo boat, killed several of its crew, and held a hostage for three days; no one is disputing that. What we would like to shed some light on however, are the conditions that caused this situation. What actions has the United States historically taken to contribute to the extreme levels of poverty that would cause so-called "Pirates" to take such desperate measures.

"People have a tendency to ignore the causality behind the functionality - and then quite literally start cheering when the white man's band-aid solution is to storm the ship and just blow these victims of globalization away. And again, it is surprising that we're not seeing more of an outcry regarding this particular situation - normally, we're able to count on the support of progressive institutions, such as the Palestinians and the French."

Obama Fried Chicken: Keep Your Name!

GdDAMN these PC fuckdouches.

[Save Obama Fried Chicken!]

BREAKING NEWS: Black Nanny in Bryant Park sneaks pristine white baby onto her negro teets

Interested to get your opinion of this.

Tweetnigger

Now, here's the thing - yes I joined Twitter. I'm sorry. I thought very carefully about the decision, and I've come to the conclusion that in the end, it's just a tool like any other.

Take a chainsaw for example: NOT ALWAYS A WINNER - If used incorrectly, it could be used to cut down trees or other creatures of greenery; when in the right hands though, it could cleanly decapitate several members of Fred Phelps' GOD HATES FAGS organization.

Take the modern 'blog' as another example: 99% of all blogs suck absolute shit - however when used properly, the blogging medium can be used for the disemination of enlightenment and endlessly wild entertainment.

Well, I reasoned, maybe it's the same with twitter feeds! It's got to be as good as you make it - yes of course, anyone who writes updates about what they're having for breakfast is a jerkoff. But I ask you: is the same not true for blogs?? Don't hate the game, hate the player.

In addition I'll be able to leave multiple updates a day and interact with you far more frequetly - something I've missed dearly since beginning work on my super-secret project.

If you don't belong, it's worth joining- no gayprilfool.

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