Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Tweetnigger


Now, here's the thing - yes I joined Twitter. I'm sorry. I thought very carefully about the decision, and I've come to the conclusion that in the end, it's just a tool like any other.

Take a chainsaw for example: NOT ALWAYS A WINNER - If used incorrectly, it could be used to cut down trees or other creatures of greenery; when in the right hands though, it could cleanly decapitate several members of Fred Phelps' GOD HATES FAGS organization.

Take the modern 'blog' as another example: 99% of all blogs suck absolute shit - however when used properly, the blogging medium can be used for the disemination of enlightenment and endlessly wild entertainment.

Well, I reasoned, maybe it's the same with twitter feeds! It's got to be as good as you make it - yes of course, anyone who writes updates about what they're having for breakfast is a jerkoff. But I ask you: is the same not true for blogs?? Don't hate the game, hate the player.

In addition I'll be able to leave multiple updates a day and interact with you far more frequetly - something I've missed dearly since beginning work on my super-secret project.

If you don't belong, it's worth joining- no gayprilfool.

Follow me on queer twitter!

8 comments:

carolinahaze said...

In your short absence from writing stuff regularly, I occupied my blog-reading time with this blog.

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

it's the good... umm... I dont have anything witty or ironic to say about it, or anything else...

Ty said...

It'll never work. Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, blogging, the internet, computers, math equations, and electricity are all doomed to fail!

I'm having no part of any of that shit.

Ty said...

@ C-Haze:

The best. You win!

Anonymous said...

SELLOUT!!!!

KK said...

Hey, I thought you decided to stop blogging, but I just checked here and you are still at it. You know what that makes you?

A RENIGGA!

Renigga, please.

shitorsugar said...

...aw crap BN!
i'm firmly in the twitter is for twats camp but NOW i'll have to rethink it...if only for a pause or two and tha'd be a nohomotwatter (yeah i still don't quite have that figured out yet)

Kathy said...

Isn't Twitter only for the Pompous?


http://bluntninja.blogspot.com/

Blognigger said...

@Kathy

You're thinking of "blogs"