Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Jesus Ultimatum




Jesus. Here tis.

9 comments:

Ty said...

I still say Sly Stone is my Jesus.

MissKitty said...

Never commented before, but i have to now- You totally made my day, great post! I had a terrifying experience on acid with a big box of rubber bouncy balls, that was bad enough without being scarred for life by a Kirk Cameron lookin' creepy goddamn zealot face.

Did you see the evidence bible bit about pornography? It has a lot of reading the bible. and pushups.

xxx

Preck_ said...

You see the prollem is you most unlike Chinese because you have too many gods who are fake! No gods stupped! None dummys!

Captain Rational said...

Thank you for calling "Ike Turner" on conservative Christians! He represents an excellent metaphor for contradictory nature of the entity underlying their interpretation of spirituality.

But keep in mind that spirituality is not religion. Spirituality is arguably our ultimate open source collaboration to explain our origin, fulfill our purpose and achieve our destiny. By contrast each major religion represents a different group’s efforts to market an early version of the design specification (scripture and dogma) and implementation plan (rites and rituals) to a needy public for reasons that are rarely altruistic.

Anonymous said...

this was totally great. Thanks!

Danny said...

Eat the Eucharist Anna Mae!

thimscool said...

Jesus did not want any part of that bullshit.

I blame Paul.

Anonymous said...

do0d it was totally paul...n he hated wymen.

thimscool said...

Here is why.