A humorous post here at Street Boners and TV Carnage
Friday, March 27, 2009
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- Blognigger
- Brooklyn, NY
Black every day for 34 years; Never a nigger until Wall St. moved to Brooklyn.
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you may half blocked me from the Sstreet boners and carnage but i will tell you right here that we have analized you and we read you contents and topics an dyou are inferior to every mans even "russian dogs" from north and west of CHINA.
all this times is waste and you can only come up with notserious storys about 船尾. SHITTING!
so what you block me, huh? We will still find you to tell how much superior the CHINESE is to all the america.
from Preck
"I get up slowly and deliberately to stake my claim as the ruler of all that I survey, but she has already shaken me, and I feel my bowels tighten. If you think that women do this by accident you haven’t been married long enough to know."
No truer words have ever been written, Sir. In my house - I turn into Kramer and "miss my chance" all the time. It's as if The Wife knows when I have to drop Sharpton off at the pool, and by instinct either beats me to the Caesar Room, or she finds some mundane task to try and get me to complete.
i phucking love this shit :)
I tried it, but I didn't leave the seat up. So I had to clean little shit particles off the seat.
Hilarious. Great post.
You're a deuce dropping trail blazer.
I tried it again with the seat up and I laid a piece of toilet paper on the surface of the water. TP on the water lessens the splashback. On impact it embraces the turd like a shit Wonton. The only thing is, now I have no reason to have the toilet seat down, which is going to cause WWIII with my girlfriend.
yo i heard if you're a chick you can put your finger in your vagina and push out the last piece of poop from up inside a there.
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