haha. i just listened to this poor fuck talk about what kind of faggotry ted haggard got up to at his megachurch and then i get a story about kids fuckin' each other. weird.
anyways, it's fucking great to have another post. don't let gross debbie downers get you down again. in fact, forward all sad suckers in your inbox to /b/.
There's a book called 'camp camp' by Roger Bennet and Jules Shell- it's all about jew summer camps in the berkshires. Even money that your camp is mentioned in there BN. One of the funniest books I've read in years.
As a 12 year veteran of summer camp, I agree that some crazy things happened there. Good and bad. I was one of those high counselors- taking kids out on sailboats high as fuck, what the hell was I thinking? There are also dark stories- the things only BN can speak of.
The Muse is hard to kick. She doesn't let go gladly, once she's got you by the short hairs. Nicotine gum might help.
Have you read Jonathan Franzen's summer-camp essay in The Discomfort Zone? It doesn't have circle jerks, I don't think, but all the awkward anguish, guilt, and sinful fun is in there, sure enough.
I feel like I missed out on camp stories. I grew up in the south, and only rich kids went to camp. Everybody else either worked on a farm of some sort (tobacco/cucumbers for me) or stayed with some jobless member of the family.
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Good to see another post. I honestly missed it, no homo
Thankfully, Mercury is no longer in retrograde - which hopefully means all the mouthbreathers over there will grok what you're riffing on.
Welcome back, Sir.
Thank fucking god!!!!
I promise we won't let you get out of hand. go slow, it'll be ok............
Be careful - good to see you.
i knew nothing of the duel stream weiner wizz phenomenon...
yeessssssss
Oh, Blognigger!
You coy scamp, you. I've missed you so much since evangelical heterosexual reassignment camp.
Welcome home (sohomo), Mr. Nigger!
haha. i just listened to this poor fuck talk about what kind of faggotry ted haggard got up to at his megachurch and then i get a story about kids fuckin' each other. weird.
anyways, it's fucking great to have another post. don't let gross debbie downers get you down again. in fact, forward all sad suckers in your inbox to /b/.
that's the stuff! ease your way back in with a memoir or two and see how it feels.
take care of yourself--we need you in one piece!
Wonderfull to see you back, you were greatly missed:)
I thought since Obama was elected there was nothing to write about! Prove me wrong. Save me from being the angriest person in the blogosphere!
about damn time.
Great to see you back!
Good to see you back! yes homo!
There's a book called 'camp camp' by Roger Bennet and Jules Shell- it's all about jew summer camps in the berkshires. Even money that your camp is mentioned in there BN. One of the funniest books I've read in years.
As a 12 year veteran of summer camp, I agree that some crazy things happened there. Good and bad. I was one of those high counselors- taking kids out on sailboats high as fuck, what the hell was I thinking? There are also dark stories- the things only BN can speak of.
Good to have you back man.
@ Tony:
Good to have him bLack!
yes, welcome back. i'm feeling some
"talk to me, goose!" homo for you and everyone else here now.
it was a lovely surprise to see you back!
ahah genius man!
needed a crowd fix huh!?
yeah. please tell me you're back.
The Muse is hard to kick. She doesn't let go gladly, once she's got you by the short hairs. Nicotine gum might help.
Have you read Jonathan Franzen's summer-camp essay in The Discomfort Zone? It doesn't have circle jerks, I don't think, but all the awkward anguish, guilt, and sinful fun is in there, sure enough.
woo hoo! So glad to check your page and be greeted by something other than Dick Clark's butt of a cigarette lookin' mug. Welcome back.
Blognigger, good to have you writing stuff again.
I feel like I missed out on camp stories. I grew up in the south, and only rich kids went to camp. Everybody else either worked on a farm of some sort (tobacco/cucumbers for me) or stayed with some jobless member of the family.
Oh how nice. Welcome back. I need a new job.
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