Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Well, I figured...




...what the hell.

[Here tis.]

24 comments:

kaleb said...

Good to see another post. I honestly missed it, no homo

Sean said...

Thankfully, Mercury is no longer in retrograde - which hopefully means all the mouthbreathers over there will grok what you're riffing on.


Welcome back, Sir.

cable guy said...

Thank fucking god!!!!

I promise we won't let you get out of hand. go slow, it'll be ok............

amelia_bedilia said...

Be careful - good to see you.

shitorsugar said...

i knew nothing of the duel stream weiner wizz phenomenon...

secret tongues said...

yeessssssss

Ty said...

Oh, Blognigger!

You coy scamp, you. I've missed you so much since evangelical heterosexual reassignment camp.

Welcome home (sohomo), Mr. Nigger!

johnathan said...

haha. i just listened to this poor fuck talk about what kind of faggotry ted haggard got up to at his megachurch and then i get a story about kids fuckin' each other. weird.

anyways, it's fucking great to have another post. don't let gross debbie downers get you down again. in fact, forward all sad suckers in your inbox to /b/.

MissCegenation said...

that's the stuff! ease your way back in with a memoir or two and see how it feels.

take care of yourself--we need you in one piece!

Basia said...

Wonderfull to see you back, you were greatly missed:)

Hornery said...

I thought since Obama was elected there was nothing to write about! Prove me wrong. Save me from being the angriest person in the blogosphere!

slunchy said...

about damn time.

Jerry said...

Great to see you back!

Josh said...

Good to see you back! yes homo!

Tony said...

There's a book called 'camp camp' by Roger Bennet and Jules Shell- it's all about jew summer camps in the berkshires. Even money that your camp is mentioned in there BN. One of the funniest books I've read in years.

As a 12 year veteran of summer camp, I agree that some crazy things happened there. Good and bad. I was one of those high counselors- taking kids out on sailboats high as fuck, what the hell was I thinking? There are also dark stories- the things only BN can speak of.

Good to have you back man.

Anonymous said...

@ Tony:

Good to have him bLack!

Roebling said...

yes, welcome back. i'm feeling some
"talk to me, goose!" homo for you and everyone else here now.

itsbritneybitch said...

it was a lovely surprise to see you back!

french guy said...

ahah genius man!
needed a crowd fix huh!?

Anonymous said...

yeah. please tell me you're back.

the unreliable narrator said...

The Muse is hard to kick. She doesn't let go gladly, once she's got you by the short hairs. Nicotine gum might help.

Have you read Jonathan Franzen's summer-camp essay in The Discomfort Zone? It doesn't have circle jerks, I don't think, but all the awkward anguish, guilt, and sinful fun is in there, sure enough.

noel said...

woo hoo! So glad to check your page and be greeted by something other than Dick Clark's butt of a cigarette lookin' mug. Welcome back.

carolinahaze said...

Blognigger, good to have you writing stuff again.

I feel like I missed out on camp stories. I grew up in the south, and only rich kids went to camp. Everybody else either worked on a farm of some sort (tobacco/cucumbers for me) or stayed with some jobless member of the family.

Alex said...

Oh how nice. Welcome back. I need a new job.