Full product reivew of BlackBird – the African-American Web Browser – now posted at StreetCarnage.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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- Blognigger
- Brooklyn, NY
Black every day for 34 years; Never a nigger until Wall St. moved to Brooklyn.
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7 comments:
Yeah man-GW Carver-greatest genius of all time-inventor of process whereby peanuts are smashed to create creamy "butter."
Seth, you're a racist faggot but damn I can't wait for this post...
Fuckin streetcarnage.
Seriously though-did Geo.Washington Carver invent both crunchy and smooth peanut butter?
I heard that creamy peanut butter existed for a long time, but white people couldn't master how to make it crunchy. They kept mixing gravel into it but that didn't work. Carver was the man who figured out not to smash the peanuts too much, so the butter would retain some crunch.
Look man when it comes to inventors we all know who was the GOAT: evil Dr.Yakub invented the white devil and nothing has been the same ever since. Seriously read up on your WD Fard if you don't believe me.
Yo, beware! A serious warning about Blackbird, Blogniggers: if you don't use Blackbird's spam filtering for email (SFFE protocol -- yeah, it filters your mail too, I know!), you'll get unsolicited mailings ("spam") from "spammers" in Reykjavik: "Dear Sir, I am the son of the King of Estonia. I am hiding $80,000,000.00 that I need to transfer to the new country as I am under threat for banishment to an ice prison.... Text your 9-digit routing number to...."
I didn't get screwed because I'm net savvy (white net savvy) tho. So be careful and don't send them your bank information!!!! Trust me.
Seriously though, I found an old PC laptop in the basement, loaded Blackbird up, and was amazed at built-in language correction filtering (LCF protocol). The spam is amazing and fascinating (just don't send your bank info).
But really seriously, Blognigger, I am certain that my (dead, the black one) grandmother would have thought that Blackbird was indeed some sort of black breakthrough/black advancement on par with black presidents Barack Obama and David Palmer. She would have been so proud that "we have our own now." That's why she died young and poor. Naive is right, poor dear. RIP, G-Map. No disrespect, just census-related fact.
Lastly I agree with the Blognigger right here (surprise): "Like most light-skinned blacks, I use a mac." Totally true. But this behavior evolved in the early 90s when computer dudes didn't get any pussy.
The phrase, "I can help you out...I have a Macintosh in my dorm room" was the University of California equivalent of "I can help you out...but I'm gonna bend you over like your boyfriend won't." [Meanwhile the nerds were all scheming to control the planet and move to Park Slope to pwon all the bitches....]
It's almost like I'm retarded.
Funny I thought Blackbird would help you compose desperate Nigerian please for aid with their international funds transfers, with templates and shit.
but i'll never know, i'm a Mac guy too.
GW Carver and crunchy peanut butter nothwitstanding, what's the big deal? It's not like they have a "click here if you're white" = "accessed denied" function.
And if it's as much of a pain as some have said then, like all other gimmicks and gadgets it will get ignored and fail. I mean I wonder if Black Planet has anywhere near the members that match.com has? Probably not. What are BET's numbers for viewers? And what is their demographic?
Ultimately, if it ends up being too insular, most people will get bored with the externally-imposed limitation, preferring instead to inndulge in their own self-imposed limitations.
fuck, I thought this was for the blacks
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