Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Mexicans Cum on the Virgin Mary's Tits


here tis

8 comments:

Ty said...

Buenos días, Blognigger.

Acabo de eyaculado en esa imagen ... en mi iPhone ( "Hola AppleCare?").

Gracias por la mañana sorpresa!

carolinahaze said...

Is it blasphemy is you skeet on a deity/saint/whatever from a religion you don't subscribe to? I had a good fap session to that one Hindu goddess with the fat tits and 8 arms. She's hot.

Ty said...

C-Haze:

Back in small times, I dated a young lady of Indian (Hindu)-German descent who had those exact breasts. Round and firm like Nerfoop® mini basketballs. I swear to G-d (yes, i do that g-dash-d thing because i could never type His name before mine on the interwebs). What's her name again, that goddess not my 20 year-old-girlfriend from 20 years ago? Lakshmi Devi, right? Goddess of "we're going to the library mom...to study...in my car" makeout/feelup sessions in a '76 Toyota Corolla one block from the library. Those were street boners, I'll tell 'ya (bwah!).


Blognigger:

Ha-ha! Aboot ('eh?) a dozen comments in over at the Street Carnage and the Blognigger is taking a beating, folks. People all "you suck" and shit. "Written so dumbly." Expressions not of gratitude but of disappointment.

Up in mom's white grill...wife and daughter(s) mentioned too. Better hang it up, son. You've been exposed as trying "Jew" hard and posting without ""fire"." You're not being nice to people's feelings and runes and beliefs and shit. People getting analytical on your cabeza/culo.

But, that post sucks like Dyson (bwah!)!

First, the 'audacity of genius' of Playboy Mexico (a licensee of Playboy America) to pull this "unapproved stunt." Unapproved my halfjew jewloving blackass. And you fucking know it was simple-brilliant too. And they fucking--plausible deniability--know you know it too (*wink*). Wish I'd thought of that shit. No, I wish I'd had the kind of gig where I had the authority to greenlight that kind of shit. That is how you sell a dead magazine to old dudes who haven't seen a titty that doesn't look like sock full of nickels in veinte años. The basics.

Not only was Blog's post funny as shit, haters, but if you read it you probably learned something: Some people have packed all their crazy religious artifact-issues into that big ass grown-up-progressive-metaphor box with the unicorns, daddies, Santa Claus', dragons, Bacchus', Ronald Wilson Reagans, and Barack Obamas. We now begin not the End Tymes but some g-ddamn pragmatic times. The tooth fairy ain't putting singles in your garter belt, strippers. That's a man who had to work for that bread doing that.

"I would give the rest of my Dutch hash just to make that covergirl a naked Muslim woman with tit-holes cut out of her Darth Vader cape."

Don't know if I'd go that far, though. I mean, "tit-holes cut out of her Darth Vader cape" is funny and all, but you're talking Dutch hash, 'Nigger. Let's go out to the garage and injure that Dutchy like Theo Van Gogh. [Now I'm just trying too hard].

Jean-Claude Trichet said...

Christians still #1 on the hotness meter, i'd say Buddhists gaining fast. Muslims definitely on the bottom, Jews somewhere in the middle, not enough Portmans to balance out bubbies. I want to cock-slam that Mexican's tits is the universal truth.

You STILL have dutch hash??? I'm going to have to investigate this.

kaleb said...

Some of those kids commentin over there..I don't really know what to say

I wouldn't blow your cock one way or the other (I'm allergic), but it's funny to watch the doting tween fan base get all worked up b/c the post "didn't live up to BN standards", while still trying to placate an ego that (in my opinion) obviously needs no placating (placation?). Some of these kids can't even speak their mind w/o offering up an "It's ok, you're still the coolest ever BN!"...One of the worst examples of everything you've seemed to speak out against in the 7 or 8 months I've been reading..the kids nowadays got no balls..(btw, how can I be talking about "the kids" when I'm not even 27? Working in the real world has fucked my head, I suppose)

Donkey Kong said...

I can't even look...
It's too much. It's a post on a website and they're treating it like a fucking album...

These kids are crazy.....

Ty said...

God bless the little baby Jesus kids. May they rest their sweet little heads on pillows stuffed with tiny feathers of angel wings.

oliver said...

umm, dunno what muslim girls look like in New York but some of the hottest fucking women i've ever seen were the Iranian girls in London, noPC... that's why they make them wear all that shit, to stop you from compulsively raping them... also they all have shaven havens, it's religious law.