Saturday, November 29, 2008

Walmart Cancels Holiday Sale on Grape Kool-Aid


As push comes to shove, store employees long for Jewish Friday.

Sorry brothas and sistas, but I gotsta call it like I see it: I think the whole damn WORLD is lucky that this shit didn't go down before the election. I'm serious when I tell you this shit could have blown it for Obama – so thanks for keeping your normal behavior on the down low until after he won.

It's so fucking depressing - how can I make excuses for you? You don't see this shit happening in toothless white Kansas - or even on Domincan 168th street. Maybe in Pakistan or some shit - congrats black people - we're on par with Al Qaeda.

Seriously, remember George Bush squandering the United States' worldwide goodwill after 9-11? Well black people got a whole bunch of worldwide goodwill after Obama's election - don't go squandering it on flatsreen TVs, ok psychopaths?

Tramplin down the doors for some Blu Ray that's still gonna be on sale the next day?? Killed a man?? Nigga please. I hope they go through the surveillance footage and throw all yall in a nutvice.

Idiots.

12 comments:

MissCegenation said...

i feel pretty bad for the poor fucker that had to get to work at 3am the day after thanksgiving (working for peanuts at walmart, no less). and 2 seconds after the doors open, it's LIGHTS OUT!

i'm living in the caribbean for a couple of years, and i tried to picture negroes down here doing that shit. no way in hell would it happen.

we colored americans are a special breed. it's the anger of having endured injustice + good ol' fashioned american entitlement combined to make ugly shit like this happen.

kudos on the post. i rarely am capable of LOL before coffee.

Ty said...

Lord God our Father in heaven....

Bring us some the Economic Relief that Brother Barack and Sister Hillary promised us so we can get some presents under the tree for the babies on your son's birthday, Lord God.

We must spend, spend, spend like your retarded son, President George W. Bush told us to, Lord God, after the Devil attacked our investment banks and our Jews from Israel on 9/11™, Lord God. Increase our credit limits even though we are only two payments behind. It's Christmas, Lord God.

The End of Tymes are here, Lord God, so we must TRAMPLE those who stand between us and the Nintendo Wii that the Japanese designed for You and our Chinaman brothers and sisters made for You in your name, Lord God.

Let us pray, in Your name, Holy Father that a Nikon D90 is under Tree, Lord God.

Balakasha froooom ooohlala kashafoosha!

Amen

Anonymous said...

Remember when you would only loot FREE shit? How you gonna riot for the right to buy 30% off? Good lord.

Anonymous said...

"I hope they go through the surveillance footage and throw all yall in a nutvice."

Idiots.

I couldn't agree with you more. Thanks for saying it.

It was just US though...the Latinos were busy embarrassing their race on the West Coast.

Did you read about the jerks on the west coast who brought GUNS to a Toys R US and began shooting each other over friggin CLEARANCE TOYS????

What is this world coming to ya'll?

o_w_g said...

This is really depressing. I feel very sad for that man's family.

tommy said...

walmarts in VA and Florida and shit have guns. real ones.

Paul Volcker said...

Sorry MissC but Jamaicans would do that shit in a minute.

But the point is it isn't a black problem it's an American problem, if the retards in this country ever left their shitty fly-over towns they would realize how fucking easy we have it in this country and maybe not be such a whining greedy bunch of faggots. About 90% of the human shit slicks is the US deserve to be deported to Djibouti and develop some real shit to complain about.

I love this country I just hate the people living here.

o_w_g said...

I think the title of this thread should have been "Stop Shooting Yourself in the Foot."

Cuntegonde said...

If there's any silver lining to this sad story at all it's that Wal-Mart extends full health benefits and insurance to temporary workers and their families. So at least his loved ones are going to be taken care of, right?

Right?

Oh.

Lonebull said...

My fellow black folk...why so eager to enact the one step forward two steps back rule? A friend once said to me "the nypical tiggers gotta fuck it up for the rest of us". BN is right. Don't go wasting all that goodwill capital in one place. Pull up your pants and wait in line like everybody else. 3AM? Wal-Mart? C'mon man.

Team Canada said...

yo blog nigger I'm a hater just like you. I don't know if your a self acknowledged hater. but anyways i'm not black but you are and i wanna do why the heck do black people wile-out like they do like some people just go nuts and are like rambunctious and just plan crazy. i personally blame BET because if you look at the type of behavior they promote give me a break.
thanx

Anonymous said...

Team Canada
Your horrible spelling and grammar is a disgrace to all Canadians.

I agree. The American sense of entitlement is much to blame, as is the desire to live far beyond our means. However, I ask you this. Are you certain if you were not in that crowd that you could have stopped and not trampled the man? The surge from behind pushing people forward would have been intense and those and the front woudl have been pushed forward despite their best efforts to stop. Think of how you have been pushed around like a human pinball at parades etc. Have you ever been to Times Square on New Years Eve? They have the barriers for a reason.
Yes, WalMart should have had increased security. Yes, Walmart should have implemented greater measures to ensure such a tragedy did not happen. But it was just the luck of the draw that it happened at WalMart and not any of the other places that had Black Friday sales.
If you recall there is a reason they now have wristbands when concert tickets go on sale.