Cause if the nigga wasn't dead already, this shit right here woulda killed him:
Don't get me wrong: her loving, slow reception of the hard black pole has sent me to the bathroom (at WORK) twice already this morning. Somehow though, you just know that's not the artist's ostensible intent behind the piece.
Jesus fucking christ. If in fact one of my children isfemale, I'm definitely putting a bullet in my head when she turns 13.
Can you just imagine the conversation this girl's poor father had with her?
(Translated from German)
Father: Klaus from Engineering just forwarded me a video of you on the Tubes of You (idiomatic)
BJ girl: Ah Fantastiik! Was it me performing Wojciech's piece?
Father: No no, it was you kneeling down in public and sucking a gigantic electric dick.
BJ girl: Father, you are disgraceful! You hate me, and you blame art.
Father: Art? You act like a whore! And now it is frozen on the nets of shame - Forever!
BJ girl: A Whore?? Father, it is a microphone! A statement! The electrofeedback represents the moans of man - the digital age is upon us and Wojciech's is a statement of submission - we are at the mercy of machines! Our reliance on them for human interaction is destitute - we will never proceed until we have come to terms with our intensifying isolation.
Father: O, my heart!
And look at the fucking people in the background! Look at them studying her as if they're taking in a deeper meaning other than "man the bitch knows how to suck a dick." That blond milfy woman looks like she's watching the history channel.
What the fuck is the (art) world coming to? These people who are taking her seriously are the same people who would tell you all about how "Van Gogh's optimism is outdated and no has a relevance in the modern canon." Then they go home and quietly beat-off to their mindseye tivo recording of this new post-modernist heroine.
Nevermind; The best response possible is that of my new hero Shawn Finn who posted the following video juxtaposition from the gongshow:
Lord have mercy.
brb, Chuck Barris.
13 comments:
Can't you see? Sucking cock is now an art form! Nigga this is awesome.
mmmm, blowjobs
I wonder if Kosma held auditions to find his model?
"Nets of shame."
Thank you Bill Clinton (forget Monica) for bringing fellatio the mainstream attention it deserved.
Thank you Ken Starr for engraving fellatio onto our collective histories via the "Nets of Shame."*
* "Nets of Shame" is a registered trademark of the Blognigger Corporation of America
Why not go the whole nine and make a mic sock in the shape of a dong? You can keep it black. I mean, come on.
ah yes, blame the Poles for making art from just about anything. We`re THAT resourceful!
Holy shit - hilarious and wankable. attaboy.
I was mad as hell for like 3 seconds. I was all "what the hell? this bitch gets paid to suck mics? graaaarrrhh!!!!11!!1" but then I saw it for the art that it is. Then I rubbed one out and hit replay.
Does fapping to art make me sophisticated?
This kind of thing could change how I feel about going to museums... as long as they have plenty nudes and BJ vids.
fap fap fap fap
holy shit-- that fucking gong show video is EPIC ammo
Does she do anal?
what a bunch of goofy, simple monkeys we are or better yet bunch a "damn dirty apes"
ps. what's with marmite jars on that ad up top...that stuff is scary but i'm still clicking on it.
I have masturbated to this several times.
This proves that the difference between hustler and a 'nude' photograph is basically just context.
This isn't a hot bitch sucking cock, this is an empowered woman performing fellatio.
Fuck Art.
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