Howard Stern is a fucking genius - while all of us were sitting there on The Morning After, drooling over Obama-Wins;World-Saved headlines, he was busy interviewing the KKK's ex-grand dragon Daniel Carver and his even-more-entertaining wife on their reactions to the historic events of 11-4-08.
Courtesy of Sirius Satellite Radio, the greatest $12.95 you'll ever spend, MORE now-that-ya-have-it-couldn't-live-without-it than Tivo, here's Howard Stern's All Things Considered with the KKK's Daniel Carver and his wife. (ya gotta hit that link, and push the little play button on the page that opens*)
Brrrringing you, the BEST in Men's clothing, Paullls Boutique-ah...
[*If anyone has time to upload this to youtube instead, please let me know - I'd really appreciate it since we could put 'em in-line and not make blogniggas link out to it. Hook us up, sons!]
9 comments:
Blogniggers,
This guy, Daniel Carver, is so old school, he's not even frightening anymore. In fact, he's goddamn hilarious.
But he's serious. Well he believes he's serious only because he has long ago bought his own act. Because there was a time where he thought to himself that he had to act hardcore and extreme (to take it up a notch) to get the attention he needed for his movement. But since his movement has been relatively extinct for three generations all that is left is the act.
He's like that guy why played Dwayne F. Schneider on One Day at a Time in that his act is all he has left. Think Jerry Seinfeld in 10 years.
And the wife is fucking brilliant! I want to drink tall boys and pop Percocet with her; she's a fucking party! In fact, the wife is the best part of the act/broadcast. Seriously, that had to be some sort of brilliant David Cross ass writing/acting. It was straight up Mr. Show.
In terms of brilliant theater, indeed, it was Howard (and Robin) in a good light. But it was total bullshit. The fact that they did not, from jump, call for the immediate death/execution of the blacks and the Jews demonstrate to me that the Carvers are living off some old George & Gracie shit.
Best line by Daniel, "...she was just trying to be funny for you."
"There's gotta be a special Klan meeting."
- Howard
"Uh, not that I know of."
- Daniel
i listened to this live. it was AWESOME - we were dying at my office.
ty - the fact your analyzing this shit like a poly scy professor is equally hilarious.
finally: everyone who is worried about a deranged racist killing Obama is missing the point. There are only 2 groups that could pull it off: (1) Al Queda or (2) the secret Illuminati fucks who run the world - and they will only do it if he fucks with their $$ too hard, which he won't.
So that leaves Al Queda.
Epic. 10/10.
Is "niggra" the new "nigger"?
oh my god. i love where stern was taking it when asking about how mad the couple must have been as they crawled into bed. We almost had a window on hyper racist pillow talk
I don’t really understand how those google ads are tagged and sorted to pop-up on certain blogs.
I mean, I understand why the bike ones pop up on Bike Snob: http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/ , and they even pop up on my gmail page; which in some bigbrotherish way means that google is reading my email and noticing that I talk a lot about bikes.
That’s not too disturbing, but what is it exactly about the content of this blog/today that gave us Diversity Consultants http://www.prismdiversity.com/products/diversity_consulting.html and Anger Management http://www.hellolocal.com/ypsearch.cfm?kw=anger%20management&KID=29076.
That shit is disturbing a in a truly 1984 run amuck kind of way.
KKK story links on the blog? OK Houston shoot em’ that Diversity Consultant link thingumy, that’s sort em’ out!
I propose we rename this blog "nigger town".
You know...this guy is a clown...there are much more astute white racists around...check out www.faem.com.
Wow. FAEM is hilarious, in a slightly scary way.
"The Mark of the Beast is not a microchip. It is a six-six-six-pointed star. Without it, one cannot deal in gems nor hard spirits. Without it, one cannot levy a religious tax upon consumer foods and other goods. Without it, one cannot enter the meat packing industry nor the media. There's a whole lot more."
And I love that one of the most important people in the KKK and his wife have nothing better to do than talk to people who are making fun of them.
So, in closing, I have thought about black men in bed.
nohomo.
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