Monday, October 27, 2008
Who Has to Suck Our Dicks the Hardest in the Wake of Ashley Todd?
Duh; The big dumb porky-pig-ass bitch was lying. By the way, she ain't crazy, neither - she's just fat.
I'm crazy, I'm crazy! I don't know how the B got there - it was prolly me but I don't know. I'm too crazy to be mounted by Laquitha and her double-sided attack-dildo Gollum at the Penn State Correctional Facility. Just drop me off at the mental country club ward and I'll be set.
Well actually, while we're on the topic - I don't actually believe that people like this should go to jail. Case-by-case basis, but I believe that her life is fucking ruined enough, so just release her with some community service. Seriously, she's fucked already, why waste taxpayer money on the free meals rape cage.
Who DOES need punishment, who DOES need to suck all of our dicks, is every single person who tried to spin this into the gorgeous october niggersurprise that would have handed the election to McBain.
A close second are all the faggots who wanted to believe her and started defending her and being all "don't blame the victim" and "what if it was the other way around? Of course you obama-bots will defend whatever obama supporters do but TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE TRUE CORE OF YOUR FOLLOWING!" (i.e. it's niggers!!!)
nigga please. That was some stupid-ass bullshit - believe me, I ain't from the PJ's, but it took less than an ounce of street smarts to be able to tell that that big dumb bitch was lying. If you didn't know, you're either retarded or you had an agenda.
So here's a list of the cock-cunts. Special thanks to Anna Zed for compiling most every single one of these. I have very strong feelings for Anna Zed so I will censor the rest of my thoughts at this time.
It's a reverse top-7 list, since most blogniggers will be too bored to read through it all.
1) John McCain! Looks like his campaign really did spin this story and try to capitalize on it. And the fact that he and Palin CALLED this fat bitch? Incredible.
2) John Moody, Executive VP of FOX News.
"If the incident turns out to be a hoax, Senator McCain's quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to race-baiting."
Okay John! Please release a statement saying McCain's campaign is over, and have FOX news stop covering the election since it's over, and then you're good to go.
3) John McCain's Pennsylvania Communications Director.
4) Matt Drudge.
5) Ben Smith from Politico.
Boy is this guy getting gang raped by his own comments section. cool.
6) Rightpundits blogger.
Whole post on how the "Branding" of Ashley Todd was identical to those performed in the holocaust.
7) Jill King Greenwood
Boring but obligatory: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Who else? Add 'em below.
Well, what happens now? My guess is nothing - a bunch of silence, deleted posts, and it blows over. In case anyone does want to do the right thing and own up though, here is a handy template you can use:
I, [state your name], being of abundant character, do hereby declare my love for the cock based on my actions surrounding the Ashley Todd case. I hereby declare that I was wrong, stupid, or evil, and that in retrospect, I am a total expert of hand-to-genital manipulation. I beg the world's forgiveness, and in pennance: I will vote for Obama, declare Sarah Palin a dumb cunt, believe in evolution, and decry Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny as imaginary veintool merchants.
Thank you.
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Oh Blognigger,
You wrote the best thing ever today (and I wonder if you know it). You wrote, "A close second are all the faggots who wanted to believe [Ashley Todd] and started defending her..." The genius you wrote was "wanted to believe." Exactly. Because even the motherfuckers who were all "I told you so with regard to the niggers" didn't believe that reTARded-ass bullshit. They "wanted" to because that was a last shot at a Klantober Surprise.
Fuck McCain and Palin and the GOP. They were supposed to glom on to this shit and roll the dice with a telephone call in case that shit was true. They knew it was junk but they have nothing left. If it actually turned out to be Brock Hussein O'Baughmaugh himself carving his backwards ass initial into bitches faces, they would have made a good bet. Turns out they didn't.
Fuck if Matt Drudge doesn't fucking need to get his ass to the top of the dick sucking list. I would even let him suck it too. I'd sit there all awkward and weird that some dude was about to suck my dong and I'd actually let Matt Drudge suck on my dick for a little while. I'd let him wear his dumb ass hat too. I'd insist on that. Why would I let Matt Drudge suck my dick? Dunno...he's probably pretty good at sucking on a dick. Snap!
So yeah, instead of contacting fucking Meghan McCain. Let's make contact with Ashley Todd. Jail? Hell no. We should embrace her dumb ass. Teach her something about liberals -- that to a fault we are good people. The kind of people who let Matt Drudge suck dick. Make her our homegirl. She needs to be reinforced with positive attention rather than the negative.
Like Richard Pryor said with regard to Patty Hearst and the SLA, "Kidnap? Shittt. that bitch got pussy-napped." We should pussy-nap Ashley Todd [god, I sometimes have fucked-up thinking] in a metaphorical sense, of course. It's the niggerish thing to do (like let Matt Drudge suck a dick).
Hey man ever visit anyone in prison? I mean maximum security Upstate prison? Try it sometime and in the Visiting area you will see quite a sight.
All over the place you will see six foot four black cons, munching vending machine meatball subs, paid for by pasty faced fat white girls just like this dumb ho. There is a whole subculture of ugly fat white bitches who chase after dudes in prison, visit em, write letters to the governor for them, marry them in front of bad murals of beach scenes, etc.
This Ashley character should've just owned up to her fantasy and signed up on prisonlove.com or whatever and snagged herself her dream nigga for real instead of making this shit up. Sad.
How do we know it wasn't zombies, and the B stood for Brains, and the zombies couldn't find any, but still wanted to recruit? The B was backward because zombies aren't particularly literate.
We're through the looking glass here, people.
Sorry, I respectfully disagree, this dumpy cunt-lump deserves only the back of a shovel to the face.
HAHAHAH I refuse to sign this; I am not contrite!
whoever smelt it dealt it indeed!
DAP to you Seth! Just like Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch. That fat bitch can't wait to get tossed in. You know what they say, Hit her with a bag of flour, Fuck the wet spots!
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