I was really excited to read this:
So a canvasser goes to a woman's door in Washington, Pennsylvania. Knocks. Woman answers. Knocker asks who she's planning to vote for. She isn't sure, has to ask her husband who she's voting for. Husband is off in another room watching some game. Canvasser hears him yell back, "We're votin' for the n***er!"
Woman turns back to canvasser, and says brightly and matter of factly: "We're voting for the n***er."
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It's rather touching, and if true, certainly the most convincing evidence I've heard that Obama might actually pull this off.
The anecdote is cool as hell, but not as cool as listening to stupid liberals misinterpret it. (although maybe they just do it to my face because I'm black) I told this white girl from marketing about it at lunch yesterday and she's all indignant:
I know, it's disgusting, but at least it seems like things might be getting better.
Dumb fuckin yuppie slag, show me those knockers.
It's like people just hear the word nigger and they're unable to concentrate or parse any content surrounding that token. Damn Mason, Maddox, Sharpton: you really did a number on this country.
I was stupid enough to try to explain to her and the rest of the table that it was good news, that the whole point is that even some of these nigger-hatin' white folk are voting for Obama because racism is a luxury that even they can't afford.
Oh I know, I think he's gonna win I really do; fingers crossed!!
Jesus fucking christ she still can't understand me. Absolute Palinesque abortion of syntactic pattern matching; Not an ounce of semantic recognition. Nevermind. Pass the salt?
Well, at least I got to say nigger in front of a bunch of scared asskissy white people. Ah, that's the stuff; dust off that ol' horse, straight outta the 90's – still somewhat addicted to that rush afterall. Wonder how that will change if Obama wins.
We've proven, mr. blognigger, that on a grand scale, we are not racists. Now get that shit out of our face.
You've proven nothing sir! Yet when it is convenient for me, I shall pretend you have. For I shall enjoy pushing that shit in the faces of the laziest of niggers over the next 8 years. It'll be like addressing met fans in the winter of 2000.
Get to work, nigger, and quitcher bitchin; they done shown ya even a black arab-coon can make it in these parts. Mind my jimbeam.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
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"The sheriff is a nigger!"
Blazing Saddles, 1974
"The president is a nigger!"
U.S of America, 2008
I'm a nigger, you're a nigger, wouldn't you like to be a nigger too?
Yeah man I'm votin for the nigger too-what the fuck why not? You're keeping the spirit of Dick Gregory and Lenny Bruce alive-who gives a shit what people call him? Why are all these liberals so potty-trained?
I'm hoping that having a nigger president will at least calm some of these assholes the fuck down-the first time he bombs some piece a shit country we can say, See niggers are assholes too-what the hell is up with all this guilt? Props for making yer lunch table lose their appetite.
I've never heard such intelligent ignorance in all my life!
Perhaps there's hope for the the country after all...
Nigger/Cracker '08!!
(beautiful!)
Actually, the thing that bothers me about this quip is the lady having to ask who she is voting for. MotherFUCKER. Actually, I gotta say, I think Ty pulled out the best comment on this one; Obama & McKinney should be putting that shit on campaign buttons.
The way I heard it, the man said, "We're votin for MY nigga," meaning John McCain. He then said, "Nigga's bout to go off."
and i prefer nigger/ofay '08...
it has a nice, fluid roll out yer mouth quality to it...
I can't help but believe that the GOP would rather not inherit what Bush and the neocoms wrought anyway. My suspicion of the right has no limit. They've fucked things up by some accounts beyond any going back; the economy will totally tank, and the wars-well the honeymoon will be over by next spring or so. And God himself can't stop what's inevitable..listen to AM talk lately(it's a goof!) it's like they are sharpening their knives already.
Give it to the black guy and the liberals, discredit them all for a few generations. Sounds about right to me.
Thanks yanksfag, how's Torre's cock taste?
Anyway, mordicai, a wife always has to ask her husband what her opinion is. Haven't you learned women have a brain the size of a vole's. That's why they never shut up because they can't retain a thought in that tiny thing.
I just wish we all could move past nigger to the funnier words like pickaninny, or I like to call myself an octaroon, even though I'm not.
Octaroon!
It is one of my fondest daydream wishes that one day I will turn on my yoootoooobe-thingy and see a clip of Barak Obama saying, "Well, actually, Larry, that's PRESIDENT Nigger to you..." It won't happen, bcz Joe Cool's too cool, but I like to think about it anyway.
It's a great point..unless you're truly delusional beyond all hope, your pocket is more important to you than "the nigger" runnin shit - I would even argue that these people have a decent amount of sense, as they realize that they will likely be better off financially w/ BO in the white house.
Btw, my favorite slur for the darkies has always been jig, or jigaboo if you're not into the whole brevity thing
This is the best political news I've heard all week. And it's been a LONG fucking week, too.
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