I decided to watch the debate last night instead of watching the Phillies take it. (Btw, Rory Sparrow answer me this: Why am I such a dick that I wanted Joe Torre to lose so badly? The guy brought home a billion championships and gave us the 90's, and now I just want him to fall on his face and suck a cock. What's wrong with me?)
I watched the debate, which was a random move for me, but thank god I did. Finally, it was like that episode of the Sopranos that you're always hoping for but they never do - too busy with the Janice subplot and shit but FINALLY they chop up Ralphie and put his head in a camera bag. Juice!
It made me realize something nuts... we're about to have a black president in the Whitehouse. McCain was scared and desperate, on the ropes, talking shit and flailing his arms as best as a frankenstein could.
It reminded me of watching a fight between my dad and me when I was a teenager - I was mcCain, obv. all fuming and angry and shit "dad you don't even fuckin understand ANYTHING!! I told you to stay out of my ROOM!" and my dad staying all cool and shit, "I'm the daddy, that's why."
It's clear to me that McCain's strategy must have been to try to make Obama lose that cool, but Obama wouldn't bite:
Mr. Obama, shame on you for not speaking out against your supporters who criticize me inappropriately.
Saying something this infuriatingly juicy was obviously a brilliant ploy to make Obama explode:
Nigga you got rednecks at your rallies waving monkeys and nooses and your vice fuckin president called me a towelhead!! *I'm* not controlling my supporters bitch please!
...but Obama wouldn't bite. That's some self-control right there; that's why he's president and I'm here with my personality disorder writing code for 106k.
Listen, I wasn't always for Obama. I had some back-and-forth about his experience, and just the fact that every retarded liberal in my neighborhood has a picture of him lookin like Mao Zedong on they shirts - that right there made me suspect.
But damn after choosing Sarah Palin, a trick that backfired harder than OJ's plan to get his memorabilia back, and especially after seeing him go through every trick he could last night to try to rock Obama of his guard and convince toothless Americans that Obama is the proprietor of Your Black Muslim Bakery, I just think he's toast.
Does anyone disagree? Conservatives? Seth? What's your take?
Do you even know anyone that thinks McCain could or should pull off the Mets '86 comeback? i.e. the gays coming back to win it?
Get them to leave a comment - let me hear a little diversity of thought in this Park Slope cesspool of uniformity...
Washington DC, hide the silver.
58 comments:
@ BN: cause the yanks suck a dick.
Re yesterday's post:
West Virginia police charged a man they were arresting for driving drunk with a count of battery after he farted at one of the officers.
José Cruz was resisting police at the station when he lifted his leg and passed wind on an officer, cops said. The criminal complaint noted the odor was "very strong."
Ricans being Ricans.
I have no faith in this country after the last two elections. With voter fraud and the "Jesus fucking Christ, I can't vote for a nigger" factor, it'll be closer than expected.
Yeah, Blognigger. A black president. [pause] That will not really fuck with our minds until January 20th at inauguration. Until then, we'll be all "envisioning" the wrong things. But this shit will fuck with us royally. And if we somehow prevent a continuation of "warring" part of the the Civil War, it will fuck with us great ways.
I just dumped my last conservative friend (going back 20 years) because he had the nerve or desperation to drag out some tired ass talking point about Obama's experience as recently as two weeks ago. Please, God in heaven, dude. I couldn't help it. Instead of debating his dumb ass, I simply erased his from my life because I am way too old to put up some weak ass bullshit like GOP talking points and some friend who has an IQ of seven (in my head I was all, "Really? That's all you left?).
No shit, Barry wouldn't bite. In fact, not only didn't he take Pappy's bait, he held his shit hella tite. I kept envisioning some southern sheriff (McCain) pulling over another colored (Barry) in a fancy-pants auto-mobile driving five miles over the limit in HIS county only to find some smooth brown Dr. Spock at the wheel. Dr. Spock all tricking the sheriff with his "eloquence of words" and shit...making the sheriff flap his little tyrannosaurs arms around blow steam out of his neck. It's a fucking cartoon now.
Anyway...it was so sad to watch John Sidney all pretending that John Lewis hurt his fragile feelings. Barry should have just picked up his glass of water and rolled his eyes and said, "Well...Representative Lewis was right. Snap!"
Aw well...guess I'll lead the charge for the "Park Slope cesspool of uniformity" crew!
I thought the McCainiac actually kicked a decent amount of ass the first 30 mins of this motherfucker. But lo and behold, he atom bombed himself (yet again) with Bill fucking Ayers and his 2 Legit 2 Quit tour.
Now mind you, every single thing that John McCain said after "I'd like to thank everyone for being here" stands in direct contrast to all my beliefs and/or opinions, *however* I can kinda see how 25 years ago, the dude probably would have been a killer debater. He's still got some skillz (and certainly excelled at keeping Barry on the defensive), but it doesn't really matter anymore becuz he's his own worst enemy.
At one point I was thinking "dude...you DO realize that your mic is on, right?"...he was huffing and puffing so hard I was positive he was gonna come and blow my house down. I can see Al Gore sitting at home RIGHT FUCKING NOW eating his cheerios, reading the NY Times and shaking his head. That shit is kryptonite to all those Joe McPlumber Six Packs sitting at home with their trigger on their votin fingers.
The last half of the debate (when we finally got to the shit people really care about like healthcare, education, energy rather than the color of Bill Ayers panties), was dominated by Obama. And the cooler his cucumber got, the hotter under the collar the McCainiac became...it was insanely fun to watch.
Now, can we just get this bitch over with already!?
Like I said, presidents are over-hyped, people want a king, I'm disgusted, yadda yadda, but I'm voting McKinney. I'm NOT the granola crybags, but I gotta gotta gotta vote third party. The fake out where America is like "three card montey seems too fair, lets take the red queen out entirely, actually" is just too much for me. All the third party guys now are a bunch of jerk-offs & a black lady with semi-crazy ideas. I'd actually rather my politicos had crazy ideas than no ideas. All the other folks are running on shit that only appeals to hillbillies-- "hey, no taxes ever, that could work!" & the backstory on them is all "GOOOOOO FREEDOM except for women & homos & Mexicans. wait, do black people still exist? man, how come we got rid of the indians but these dudes are still around? can we at least tighten up the drug laws?"
So yeah, I'm going Green, which is Park Slope as hell, but how I'm going to roll nonetheless.
@rory
you didn't answer his question re: Joe Torre and I'd like you to
@Ty
you're a rising star of the BN community.
@Dear Famous Asshole
awesome as usual
@Mordicai
We can afford to have you go be a jerk-off because you're in NY.
If you were in Ohio, please tell me you'd use a little more sense.
Disclaimer - I have been Obama's street team for a year.
But, yeah, I think McCain is toast now.
WTF was that about with giving troops just back from Iraq classrooms of kids to teach? That sounded truly fucking nuts.
I know I'm probably super fucking late with this; but what is up with the three idiots discussing a murder in an interrogation room?
Are these dudes really that dumb?
Regarding the debates..... I don't give a fuck.
Typical Rican, I am.
@cunty
idiots like you are why we don't ever get away from the bought and paid for two party system we have now. I hope you like your government of, for, and by the richies, because that's what you just argued for you nitwit. I utterly despise people who only voted for Ralph Nader up until the point he actually managed to have an impact on an election. That's whole fucking point you moron.
@kromeTrouserLizard
actually, most people would agree that you're the moron, ya double-fag.
People like YOU and bordicai are the reason bush got elected in 2000.
voting for nader and shit - awww we're different! our vote is a protest! retards.
Please god let you be the only two idealogimorons with your heads in your colons
christ kromelizard, please tell me you're 23 years old.
This is REAL LIFE - don't throw your vote away.
So I kind of doubt you're going to get any real conservative feedback on this blog... you think folks who think Obama's a terrorist would give this site any kind of credit?
Only thing you're likely to get is the same shit that the GOP is currently dishing out... obscene racialism. Not any kind of rational argument for a cause.
On a related issue of arguments for a cause...
@mordicai
Good for your for going third party!!
I agree - fuck parties... the same fuckers with the same back and forth stance have run our country for way too long.
It really sucks that if, for instance you really do believe that less government regulation would be good for the economy, you also have to vote for racist hatemongers trying to ban flag burning and define what "marriage" is. And if you'd really like to see universal health care, but you're also against abortion, what do you do!?!
Those positions are not mutually exclusive, but the parties make you think that they are (because it's in their self-interest to do so). That's why the GOP pulls out all the racist/terrorist rhetoric when they get in trouble on real issues, because they bundle unrelated ideas together (kind of like they did with the shitty securities that fucked up our financial system).
Last point... I too (unusually) watched the debate last night and was promptly reminded why I dislike Republicans. They constantly denounce "Big Government" as awful and unamerican, but then they turn right around and promote government regulation of citizens lives, censoring TV and Movies, telling us who we can marry, outlawing abortion. They claim they're all for states rights, but when states decide they want to, for example, legalize medical marijuana, the GOP administration sends in groups to advocate against those laws and then once they're passed, sends in Federal Law Enforcement to fuck with citizens doing something their state declared legal!! There's a word for that... hypocrite.
FUCK THAT!
Yeah dude McCain's over. That was some wild shit last night watching McCain scream about ACORN and earmarks, grunting and grimacing every two seconds...yeah, give soldiers a free pass to the classroom, makes a lot of sense...make the govmint buy everybody's house...wtf?
Notice this time he didn't mention fucken General Petraeus...the other debates he kept talkin about Petraeus like he was Xerxes or Bolivar or somebody...like "the people of Iraq have united under the shield of Petraeus, celebrating the magnificent Surge that liberated them from the yoke of bondage, etc etc..."
I thought it was cool that Brother Hussein dissed the Colombian regime and supported labor rights. That's some Carteresque shit there.
I'm waiting for the inauguration when BHO comes out in his Kenyan robes with Michelle and his three other wives..."Ho-TEP brothers and sisters!"
Yeah h8r-h8r
Republicans suck! so let's go ahead and let them win by throwing our votes away!
You fucking blind-ass theorists make me puke
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damn seth, that was hilarious.
The rest of you assholes... save your third party votes for another election. This is not the time to fuck around. Maybe after Bidden's second term, Election '16
@ Mr/Mrs Cunty...
sorry I didn't elaborate. My only point was that if the Yanks were still in it, bn wouldn't feel so strongly about Torre's demise. And let's not forget that any true NYer hates everything LA. The only way we root for them is if they're playing Boston. The caveat to that rule is if Kobe "tried to stick it her ass, she wouldn't let me, so I smacked her around" Bryant is involved.
In that rare case, you root for Boston or the end of all existence.
Did you all see Michelle Obama's dress at the end of the debate? Was that her ass or her mama half-reindeer?
@ Horse, funny, but Michelle Obama looked great as always. She did look like she didn't want to shake Cindy McCain's hand. Maybe she was afraid it was robotic and might snap off.
@ Seth
Right on
McCain should be done but I can't shake the sucker punch that was the Bush re-election. I gotta agree with Mr.Sparrow when he says this will be closer than expected.
check out these comical shots of McCain
@cunty
Real life is too important to back a party just because you want to feel like you're part of the team that wins. When you're old enough you might understand.
@streetcarnage
You're misunderstanding of democracy is appalling, moreso because it's so common. Al Gore and the Democratic party were not entitled to the votes for Ralph Nader. If you don't treat your vote as a protest or an expression of what you want in government, then what the fuck are you using it for?
Dearest rusty,
half-reindeer ass is a good thing.
Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher May or May Not Be Registered to Vote
Election day can't get here fast enough.
Jesus, I'm trying to sleep off my jet-lag and I have to listen to you cunts!
BN, fuck-off, never compare the MEN of the '86 Mets to your fag Yankees of Gay-Rod and co, for Christ's sake Giambi looks like he just rolled out of a bathhouse with hot loads running down both ass-cheeks and Pettitte always looks like he's gunna cwy maybe because he runs through the rest of the team in pre-NBA game fashion but instead of high-fives they slap their cocks against his lips . The 1986 Mets were the last real American baseball team, they drank, did coke, and smacked their wives when they wouldn't shut up. Your little Gatorade endorsing steroid shooting bitch boys may have won some titles but at least I had real men to look up to, the only pills they took were SPEED bitch. Probably why you are on anti-depressants and i have guns and no cock-sweets.
Moving on, Cunty McStevens is the best ever based on name alone. Mordicai is still a cunt, vote third-party in your local elections stupid, its the only place it counts. Rory, actually only you like Kobe, real NY'ers (pre 1990) hate everything LA even though the Knicks are lazier than a whites-only landscaping company. Hater, only fags write in text-messaging code and you used it for your name, sorry that's as far as I got the rest of your post sounded like ababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababbabababababab mutually exclusive abababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababa.
And finally, McCain still looks like Eric the Midget.
Now fuck-off all of you, i'm sleeping off a Chivas-Ambien hangover.
I really don't think this thing is as clinched as all you city motherfuckers think it is. I live in Chicago now, where the gays have not one but TWO different parts of town to call their own, the population is 37% black (though they don't get to live near the white folks, just work for them), and I live in Chicago's version of Williamsburg. So it's easy to forget how fucking IGNORANT the rest of our nation is.
Our nation is still 80% white and only 13% black. Most of those blacks live in the inner city, and guess who among blacks are the least likely to vote? So the black vote is a factor, but not a very large one.
I went on a bicycle trip from Chicago to the Mississippi River last summer. I don't think we saw a single black person. It was just all these small little towns full of white people, most of whom are conservative as hell. It was me and a female friend, and we got so many comments about how they couldn't believe her parents let her go on a trip and sleep in the same tent as me, and how they didn't approve. And we're in our early twenties! Illinois goes blue every election, but that's only because we have the liberal haven of Chicago to cancel out the overwhelming conservativeness of the rest of the state.
I really think that a lot of what Obama said last night was entirely negated for a lot of viewers by McCain basically saying that he was lying, because they trust an old white conservative more than a young black liberal. The fact that he was a flustered blustery mess probably didn't matter for them. I mean, Bush got elected by playing dumb. He lost his first election in 1978 because he was rather eloquent and his opponent attacked him for being out of touch with average Texans. He later turned into the bumbling idiot we see today and won Texas' hearts.
And finally, Palin was still a good move. God, so many soccer/hockey/football moms and dads are gonna vote for her. I mean, she's just like them, so why wouldn't she do well for them?
@young tim
I went on a bicycle trip from Chicago to the Mississippi River last summer. I don't think we saw a single black person.
Sounds like heaven.
America is gonna vote black?
i DUNNO ABOUT DAT!
Lookee here at this Vanity Fair article on the The 25 Best News Photographs.... you see the first picture/
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/11/25best_slideshow200811
That was 78 years ago people! Shit, too many gramps alive for this to weed itself outta our DNA in the south.
And look at picture 11
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/11/25best_slideshow200811?slide=11#globalNav
Is that miss Dorothy's DAD with her?? OMG, as a father and a semi drunk, I'd a killed a few of these fucknuts for sure if that were me.
And that was only 51 years ago, jeez, man get real. those kids are still alive and they ain't votin' for Obama.
I am voting for Mr. Barack, if only to tell the rest of this fucked up nation that enough is enough.
Yours sincerely,
THE Colombian
America is gonna vote black?
i DUNNO ABOUT DAT!
Lookee here at this Vanity Fair article on the The 25 Best News Photographs.... you see the first picture/
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/11/25best_slideshow200811
That was 78 years ago people! Shit, too many gramps alive for this to weed itself outta our DNA in the south.
And look at picture 11
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/11/25best_slideshow200811?slide=11#globalNav
Is that miss Dorothy's DAD with her?? OMG, as a father and a semi drunk, I'd a killed a few of these fucknuts for sure if that were me.
And that was only 51 years ago, jeez, man get real. those kids are still alive and they ain't votin' for Obama.
I am voting for Mr. Barack, if only to tell the rest of this fucked up nation that enough is enough.
Yours sincerely,
THE Colombian
@ Kevin Elster
Name is a joke grumpy mc grumperstien... and what if I am a fag??
If you don't like what you READ on the blog... tune out, it's that simple.
btw -- how the fuck do you "listen to" written words while sleeping?
are you implying that we're all just voices in your head?
That's a scary thought, cause if it's true you're one disturbed individual.
@ horse
Agreed. But thanks for the schooling on your point of view about that.
Q. What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy?
A. Only SOME of the shit that comes out of her vagina is retarded
Hey FAG,
I been here a lot longer than you, so YOU fuck-off!
You wish you made the grade to be a voice in my head.
@kromelizard:
I'll let you know when I'm older whether I understand your stance. In the meantime read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duverger%27s_law
Voting third party in a winner-take-all system is performance art. That doesn't necessarily make it useless - just useless as a vote.
You kids play nicely or I'll pull this car over, turn you over my knee and start spanking you!
Ok KromeLizard, you must be trolling here.
If you don't treat your vote as a protest or an expression of what you want in government, then what the fuck are you using it for?
You're using it.... TO MAKE SURE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD IS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS AND NOT GEORGE FUCKING BUSH!
I know I'm taking your bait, but it's hard to resist - though I'm sure you couldn't possibly be this immature and clueless.
Dr. Mets and txt-Fag, quit yer flirtin' and go play with this...
Joe the Plumber is not even a licensed plumber. God help us all.
I will accept the honorary doctorate of Dr. Mets from you sir, I expect my certificate and mortar board post-haste!
and the Palin site is class
and Sisk was always a classless boor, take it from me.
I'm Gary Carter.
You know, I do live in New York. I grew up in Ohio, though, & I sure did vote Nader. You want to blame dudes who voted for someone they'd rather be president for GWB? Go to hell. You want to know who to blame? the 50% of America that actually voted for him.
Have an ideological pair of balls, people.
Voting for the lesser of two evils is the dumbest argument I have heard in my life. So...Double-yah is a total fucker, & Al Gore is only a regular fucktard. So...I'm the jerk for voting for NEITHER of the bastards? Voting Democrat or Republican is functionally identical at this point.
I do blame a lot of this stupidity on the electoral system. The voting set-up does favor some two-party, antagonistic set-up. GOSH if there was only some person in the race who wanted actual vote reform. I sure wish I could vote for her.
I'm not saying vote for your neighbor or write in Steven Colbert. That is some stupid strawman bullshit. If they ain't on the ballot in enough states to theoretically win, fuck 'em. That being said, I'd rather you vote for your local performance artist than the Dems or the GOP simply to show a margin in the votes that goes against those two.
Hey, speaking of votes as performance art-- you know that is how it works, right? The electoral college picks. They tend to decide based on how the popular vote in their state goes, right? So um, I'm pretty sure that a vote for anybody is pretty much equal. & for those of you keeping track at home: the Duverger principal notes tendencies, & like all political "science," isn't actually SCIENCE. Suck a lemon.
Did I mention I hate the office of the president & I'm pretty sure it should be abolished? The presidential race makes me feel so sorry for the poor Roman republicans. People want a king so damn much they act all retarded about it. Voting for an old presidents kids & such. You stupid bunch of jerks.
I hate how people will agree that we need vote reform, but won't actually vote for anyone who wants it. You are doing this to yourself people, you know that, right?
Hey, BN-- how about some New York's 11th coverage? Yvette Clarke is going to mad landslide. I'm gonna vote for her on the Working Families line.
OH my gawd, what's worse, this shapeshifting psychotic Met fagfan, or obedient_white_girl's incessant unfunny posts.
That's right mr. nameless, YOU'RE as funny as an EMO GIRL.
Make your comments funny or leave. you both suck long dicks.
Kevin you dumb Queens lovin fag. Read what the fuck I wrote. You can only root for LA against Boston. But, in the event there is some bitch like Kobe playin, you are aloud to root for Boston or world destruction.
If this is too fucking hard for you to understand it probably stems from your missing chromosome that makes you a Mets fan.
You gonna bring it, get your over sized head out your fucking ass.
Agree with the other NBA stars posting here.
@multi-named metcock
The mets suck my balls especially the 86 mets, and you sound like a real live fag defending them you girlqueen
Rory I'm tired, leave me be.
You try being funny after a 20 hr airport marathon from the yellowest depths of Asia.
and again kids, don't mix Ambien and scotch, no really, don't.
and come on Larry, at least pick an obscure Celtic title winner, a little effort is all it takes. See below.
@amelia_bedilia:
And someone bought by a different collection of corporate interests is better? Because Al Gore was going to break with Bill Clinton and the rest of his party and stop rubber stamping Greenspan et al.'s assertion that derivative markets didn't need to be regulated? That he wouldn't have left us in the worst financial crisis in 80 years? Here's a hint: he would have done exactly the same thing because neither party serves the common people's interests. I think you're a fool to fervently believe in any real difference between people who're at the whim of the same paymaster. I vote third party because it's the only real alternative.
@kromelizard
I think you're a fool to fervently believe in any real difference between people who're at the whim of the same paymaster.
Great, so by your logic, Bill Clinton is no better than George Bush.
I think I've demonstrated that this conversation now needs to end.
Damn Amelia, I wasn't going to chime into this thread, but that was pretty damn impressive.
Good lord! It's politics and baseball. What's with all the hating? You all sound like a bunch of Street Carnage posters. Get a grip. Take your prozac, have a drink, have whatever sex it is you have, but get a grip.
Commodore
That's not fair, only Ray Knight actually sucked balls as far as I know.
And you sound hot, can I jiggle ya clits?
@ Stan aka Kevin aka Danny..lol. I respect anyone who loves '80's NY sports.
@ Mr. Bird..you sound white, may I suggest Greg Kite?
I was gonna say o_w_g; when your politics sounds indecipherable from your sports, it is time to throw in the towel on that lame duck.
@amelia_bedelia:
You do realize that your political opinions as presented do not differ in any way from that dude talking about how much he hates the Mets right now. You might want to think about that for a bit. This is more important than just joining a club, you might want to have some actual opinions.
@kromelizard
nah dude actually, I think you lost. And I think everyone on here but boredicai would agree.
You think George Bush = Bill Clinton, so you fail.
nice try though, with the baseball confusion shit.
Actually, I'd say Bill Clinton = George Bush Sr. Those guys would roll on foreign conflicts with problems fundamentally unsolvable with force, blow some shit up to make everybody remember that USA has the stones to rock your shitberg nation, then get the hell out, all nice & tidy. At least Clinton never urged Congress to fight Saddam over some made-up WMDs. OH WAIT he did. Shit.
Bill Clinton can smile to your face, make you feel smug & superior, & all the while take money hand over fist from illicit sources. George W. Bush does the same exact thing, except for dumb Christians. & the people buying him are rich Americans, not rich Chinese dudes.
Oh, & boing-boing nerds? Clinton put the DMCA in place. & your boy Obama voted for the Patriot Act. Twice.
Now, is GWB a fuck up? Did he go to a baseball game while a city sank? Sure did. I'm not saying you shouldn't vilify the guy. I'm saying you just ain't vilifying enough dudes.
...knockedtha FUCKout!
Mordicai swoops in and gets all Squire of Gothos on this shit.
brilliant.
Squire of wha???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Squire_of_Gothos
I don't even get it after googling... omg, not you too skinz... another startrek fag?
Well I'll give you this - only on another galaxy is mordicai brilliant.
Clinton is just as bad as Bush? I'm with cunty - if your theories leave you there, yeah - you're retarded.
wake up to planet earth fucknutses
Actually, I've never seen a episode - I just figured it would make sense to Mordicai.
Ha.
Kong, I'm pretty sure the nerd reference is to be taken for...being...a...nerd reference. It is what makes it...funny? See, because I am a big geek. & so The Right Honorable Skinz was giving what you might call a "sly nod."
Fuck, people on the internet, welcome to the PARTY. WAKE UP & PAY ATTENTION.
http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/r1772410910.jpg
-STRAIGHT OUT OF PARK SLOPE
yeah, how bout we abolish us some electoral college so my vote in California doesn't get pissed down the drain? Osama will win by 10 percent in this bitch, so one more bobo dropping dude a line don't do much, does it? Does anyone understand why the fuck we still have an electoral college? If its to make sure the slave states have their leverage, ok, but I thought that was the old school thing and now we were working something else?
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