Don John's Reckless Daughter

[read asap, this post will turn into a deleted pumpkin at midnight...

Important update:  If you can, stop clicking the links from this post and just copy-and-paste them into your browser...We already have a couple thousand visits on bn today, and I want to try and minimize the traffic that their site gets from ours for obvious reasons...thx.]

Over the weekend I became obsessed with McCain's daughter's blog. Aesthetically, she's a black man's dream:


God damn; All 23 and plump and blonde and white like that? damn kid, brb tissues.

Whew, right on her secret back-tattoo. better. Ok, now: her blog is just incredible. Look at these flicks with her and the Allman Brothers. She's White with a capital Wizzle, kid.

Also check out this video - It's like Hanson meets the Borat bus scene. Check it out esp. at 2:35 - it does a montage of every single one of her posse, and each one is whiter than the next - looks like the cast of Real World Bangor - until it gets to their DRIVER, who's a big 250 pound brotha with shades. It fucking owns.

Best of all, here's how I heard of her: On Friday she was all over the internets for saying that if McCain wins New Hampshire, she promises the NH voters she'll get a tattoo of their state motto. How fucking hot is that? She's bleeding edge viral y2k compliant like the Gay Virgin Auctionee.

So here's my question: How can we fuck with her?

Here's my idea so far:

It's stupid to ask her to agree to show her tits if she wins NY, or some schoolboy shit like that, because it's a throw-away joke we'll giggle at and she'll delete without reading.

I'm thinking that the greatest mileage would be:

• Tell her that BN went to school in some swing state, and has thousands and thousands of black readers in that state who are often debating McCain vs. Obama - they are not swayed by Obama's race, but rather the fact that he's young and in-touch while McCain is not.
  
• Tell her that SHE COULD HELP to change this perception - obviously her blog, tattoo-offer, viral vids could go a long way toward changing the stodgy old image of the McCain campaign.
• Tell her while it seems like her friends are mostly white, I can tell she's not racist because they have a black driver, and when they could've chosen anyone to drive their bus, they gave the job to a black guy which is totally cool.
• Tell her my gut feeling is to go with McCain because of his experience, but I have a tough time selling it to all my black swing-state readers because of how old he seems - as well as how disconnected with young blacks, black culture.
• Tell her borat-style, that if she could provide me with a little info - whether she has any black friends, what kind of black culture she's into - any experiences she's had with black stuff... I'd do a post on it and be able to paint McCain in a hipper light.
• Post my letter to her here on TheBlogThatMustNotBeNamed, and have all of the swing state voters (i.e. you guys in character - use legit sounding names - no Cunty McStevens etc - and don't be jerkoffs, act serious) comment that YEAH, it's really true, if only they felt that McCain was a little more in touch with youth/black culture, they'd clearly want to vote for him, and that any such info from her has the potential to go viral with the youth and potentially win votes. Hell Meghan, it's worth a try!

But no matter how serious we make it, our greatest detriment is clearly the pesky title "Blognigger" - even if I send her the message as Robert Dobbs JR and give her the url "theblogthatmustnotbenamed.com" - she'll still see the title graphic so there's no way around "Blognigger" - Our only hope is to make it part of the pitch, e.g. "I know you might be turned off by the title of the blog, but don't be - the N word is something we call each other because we're embracing adversity yada yada yada..."

Or I could even take down the title graphic for a couple of days, and use something more subtle without the N word...

Please god let me get a post from Meghan's McCain's daughter that looks like something from BlackPeopleLoveUs.

Okay, I'll delete this post tonight, so tell me your thoughts quick, I wanna send this shit out tomorrow morning.

peace.

[update, thanks for this one Ty]