Yesterday's SC post took it outta me man. I'm like lightblack Rocky when he's on the ropes in part 3.
I can't fucking talk about the election any more. It's too boring and stressful and the prolonged intensity is leading me to a heart cock-up.
If Obama wins, I'll post a fucking picture of fireworks or MLK with a tear in his eye. If McCain wins I'll probably get angry and post a rant. Other than that, this shit is artistically suffocating us, as other blogniggers pointed out yesterday.
SO - Back to basics. No more eloquent saviors, no more African American triumph - Mike Tyson, please please take us to commercial break like only you know how...
Thursday, October 30, 2008
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i never heard his voice before. omg, too many pills really make your balls smaller. tragic. "punchfed in thfe tesfticules really hard..." ha ha. my new fav vid.
it's fucked up how this guy got used up. When his trainer Cus D'Amato died, it was only downhill for Tyson. He is obviously mentally retarded (sorry, I don't know the PC way to say retard). D'Amato kept him busy training and fighting. He was great for the boxing world when he was focused. fuck. it's just a sad story of wasted potential and fucking greed.
I cannot stop watching this. It is priceless. 4:10 - 4:28 is the funniest part. He is so serious. Cocaine is a hellava drug.
Poor Mike...he was a victim of greedy, sleazy support people, his own stupidity and uncontrolled rage.
I have to admit those 30 second (or thereabouts) fights were always a financial disappointment.
Thanks for moving on BN. It was causing a collective brain bleed.
Mike has been an integral part in the shaping of my life's philosophy. I can't see whatever it is you posted cause of the firewall here at the office, but off the top of my head (cause I know Mike like islamic arabs know the Koran) here are some of my fav Mike-isms - some of which may be in the video that you posted that I can't see at the moment:
(paraphrasing)
"I want to stomp on his testicles so he can feel the pain I wake up with every morning"
"You scared white bitch, you wouldn't last two minutes in my world you pussy"
"Lennox is a conqueror? No, he's no Alexander, I'm Alexander...my style is impetuous, my defence is impregnable, im just ferocious, I want his heart, I wanna eat his children praise be to Allah"
(while addressing a female reporter) "I only talk to women who fornicate with me. So you can stop talking now, unless, you know..."
and my all time favourite
"I'll fuck you til you love me"
Which pretty much sums up how I managed to get into a relationship with my last two or three girlfriends.
When I went to the Blognigger site today, I saw a YouTube still of Iron(y) Mike Tyson sucking a big brown dick (is it just me...just look at that thing and he's all sweaty and amped).
We may be done with the "2008 election™"but we're still doling out dick-suck invitations, I see. Couldn't stop at Matt Drudge, huh?
At least Michael Gerald Tyson will fuck me till I love him. God bless America. And God bless Mike Tyson.
seeing mike in all his glory brings forth feelings of anger, repulsion, fear and sadness. yeah, he's a threatening hulk but as others point out, he vulnerable and seems he's had more then his share of being used and manipulated.
ps. i don't like to get bit either...that shit can sting.
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