Oh, I'm the fucking asshole for that headline?? See for your fucking self.
Listen, i'm trying to be a good jew, I really am. But when I see shit like this I just don't know what the fuck to do.
This is the hypocrisy of religion – these niggas won't eat a CHEESEBURGER, but they'll suck a infant's bloody dick? professionally?
What if the moyl has 10 circumcisions a month - that means he sucks 10 bloody infant dicks a month? So why is he not a pedophile, or at least a whore? Part of his services are to suck dick, right? Baby dick? Jesus fucking christ.
Also, Orthodox Jewish parents letting them do this to your kid? Fuckin shame on you - you're as bad as the parents pimping out their kids to Michael Jackson. I only feel bad for the crying mother, who knows it's all bullshit but has to shut up and let the jewish vampire suck her baby's dick because otherwise her husband will strangle her with a tallis.
And babies are DYING and they still won't stop! You know why some of these guys have Herpes?? They fuck whores and eat their pussies without dental dams nohomo. As I've told you before, when I used to frequent the japanese dick-wash houses, I regularly saw chassids lining up for the slanty junk fiddle. Fuckin hypocrites.
I know we've got separation of church and state, but at what point do you have a moral obligation to put a stop to this shit? Look fellas, we're not in 2000 B.C.E. anymore - time to stop sucking baby dick.
Pop quiz!
- Native Americans need Peyote for religious purposes - fine.
- Jews sucking baby dicks - not fine.
- African Muslims cutting off the clitoris of infants - NOT FUCKING FINE.
Please g-d get your orthodox jewish friends who commented during Chassid-Gate to come back and defend this practice. I'll pay ya ta meet ya!!
Shabbat Shalom.
17 comments:
TRADITION!!!!...tradition! Tradition! The Papa....Tradition!
's a little musical theater tomfoolery for yah.
Circumcision. Niqab. Temple garments. E-meters. Shunning.
Religion is pretty weird (ain't it great?). It's all basic social psychological principles too. The two biggest are "initiation increases loyalty" and "compliance increases commitment." Plus there's tons of simple old peer pressure. Fear Factor was basically a short-run religion.
Fraternity boys suck a wee bit of dick too but then they give each other bitchin' jobs on the back end (not hatin' though).
I'm new to this Jewish thing (long story about adoption revelations, etc.) but I think that shit is more badass than it is fucked.
Seriously. It's 2008. We have iPhones and transporters and automated bowling scoring and stuff. But we still have people blowing themSELVES up because of virgins in the afterlife.
I have to start a cult or something. Or become a politician. Or work the trading floor. Or produce porn.
What weird stunts have you made anyone do lately...in the name of god? Welcome my children. I will take you to the promised land. Now take off your clothes.
they love fuckin with cocks
Silly Rabbi, tricks are for whores!
Yeah pretty wacky shit-it's called metzitza--you can read all about it on nazi websites.
Really who even cares--it doesn't seem like there are that many infantile herpes deaths except for that one you mentioned.
My understanding is that the mohel just does a quick slurp to clean up some of the blood--he doesn't fellate the baby's knob or play with its balls or anything...no assplay either...it's the kind of action you'd get for two dollars.
...because they get paid to? nopedophile
maybe to feel less gay for having gone through it themselves? (ie frat brahs?)
you're seriously stirring this pot up again, sweet. DONE DEAL, PAL!
fuck that shit! It's 2008. Don't they have any gauze or a paper towel or a damn wet-nap? Really? Suck the blood from a dick wound. Hell, suck the blood from any wound. Little slurp or full on bj, it's still fucking nasty.
Tradition, culture, religion... whatever name they give it, it's still an old guy chopping off a foreskin and putting his lips on a baby dick.
I'll say it again, the communists were right about religion, only the Buddhists can be tolerated and i'm sure they are up to something stupid that I just don't know about yet. I drove through some little roadside town in Vietnam last week and the view went hovel, hovel, hovel, hovel, fancy Jesus palace, hovel, hovel, more Jesus, hovel, hovel, hovel.
We need another revolution in this country, burn your local church, mosque, temple etc. Religion was invented by the rich to keep the poor poor. All of it is horseshit and lies and it is keeping us from evolving. If you believe in a magic man in the sky you are a fool and a child and deserve the repeated fucking that life has already and will constantly bestow on you.
I have a dog park near my house.
ALSO HE IS CUTTING UP LITTLE KID DICKS. HEY! STOP THAT!
Seriously, though, a pedophile pleads, “I was barely sucking that baby’s dick,” and it’s back to jail.
Just to clarify about female genital cutting: it's more geographic and tribal than religious. Sure, Islam (like most religious) is pretty hideously anti-woman, and Muslim assholes who hire someone to take a holepunch to their daughters' clits often use Islam as a justification. But it is not really otherwise in any way a Muslim practice.
Mainstream Islam generally frowns on female genital cutting the same was as, I hope, most mainstream Jews view the moyl as a weird avatar of the primitive superstitions of illiterate desert nomads.
A couple a folks commented on this back on your "Should I Cut My Kid's Dick Off?" post.
By Xic:
Come on, BlogNiggah, already 12 comments and no one has mentioned the truth about modern circumcisions?
The mohel (or moyl) doesn't suck the blood directly from the wound. He uses a small little straw/funnel like thing so that there is no mouth-to-penor contact.
And this isn't only by the 'enlightened' modern orthodox jews; my boy was dick-shaved by a white-sox wearing Hassidic leader (something to do with my wife's familial ties, don't ask) and when I asked him prior to the scalping if he would be doing a full-on 'metzitza b-peh', i.e. mouth-to-penor, he looked at ME like I fell outta the middle ages, as if to say:
"Shit, son, do I know where you and your wife have been? Didn't you tell me earlier that you like to go travelling in Central America?! Well, we know what kind of diseases the cheap hookers down there carry, and if you so much as passed any of that nastiness into your newborn, do you think I want to swallow that? And do you think I don't know you had a foursome in the rain forest? Look at me! I speak to Godalmighty, for chrissakes!"
So there you have it, from someone on the inside. There may still be some random radical moyl who sucks full on, but they aren't even the exception to the rule - they're the pederasts. The rest of them know right well to protect theyselves, as well as the baby, and use a small straw or funnel.
Xic - that's what i was looking for...
interesting. thanks for posting. To me, that's certainly better, even though it's still revolting.
Lucky there aren't many crack babies in the jewish community, otherwise yaknow.
Use a straw to suck a black baby's bloody dick, and if you're lucky you might get the sickle cell.
@Xic
Thanks for posting on Shabbis! Hope you dictated to the Shabbis Goy.
So surely you mean the truth about "Modern Bris" - the truth of "Modern Circumcision," which is almost at oxymoron, is that it would take place in a hospital, not in a living room.
By Xic
To BN: Happy to clear that up. I owe you a big thanks, since this blog has kept me in stitches since you first opened for business.
Also, you've unwittingly turned me on to Park Slope, and whenever I visit (I live in Florida) I make it a point to make my rounds of the Slope.
Yesterday, I ate haggis (first time) at Park Slope Chip Shop on 383 5th Avenue, so a shout-out to them and to you for turning me on to this quirky little neighborhood. I've also tried the more sedate "Brooklyn Bread" across the street from there (corner of 5th and 5th) which was also pretty decent, though far more representative of the Park Slope I've learned about by reading BN than the chip shop. The whole neighborhood is the perfect respite when having to visit the in-laws in the more Orthodox sections of Brooklyn, y'all know which ones I mean if you're reading this on Shabbis!
To SuzieQ: If you think my observance of Shabbis is lacking, you should see how I make up for it by my observance of the activities in the niddah mikvah!
A good shabbis and good yomtoff to all. May your booty shake like the palm trees and citrus that carry all the blackhatters around Flatbush and Boro Park, Amen.
I understand tradition but this is so unnecessary in 2008. Even with a straw, it seems pretty gross.
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