Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Ask Blognigger: My Big Fat Polish Faggot Boyfriend

This is one of my personal favorite posts ever, which means you'll hate it. It's not offensive or sexual, and everyone should read it.

God damn it's such a shame to waste this on Streetcarnage, but there ya go. Workin for the white man makes me feel closer to my nroots and less white. Cause you know, I really am so white. Wish you could see me; I make Halle look like Weseley. I'm white! I'm white! I'm white!

In the falling snow
A laughing boy holds out his palms
Until they are white.

-Richard Wright

As soon as they have it up I'll throw up a link.

peace

[Update: Here tis]

11 comments:

mordicai said...

Yeah, I'll go over there & read it when it comes up. With your West Indian "Tis" leading the way.

ty said...

"There is within your prose a certain frailty, a depth of introspection, and a raw humanness that I recognize from within my own."

Fucking roller coaster ride, Blognigger...with a delicate touch of wood balanced by sun-ripened pineapple.

Of *course* blackmail. This is America where blackmail, along with self-serving greed, is as much sport as it is necessity.

Anonymous said...

wow can you write boy.

im clicking on your google ads, but it wont do anything for you. you shouldnt be a blogger...u need to write.

AnnaZed said...

Sreetcarnage, what a bear pit. I hope that they are paying you actual money, Jesus.
Now, I also love that your click add is for metal polishing (polish/Polish – same deal) services, given the polishing that various dicks are maybe getting in Poland according to your correspondent.
Here’s my short response to this; blackmail ~ hell yes, but living with this guy, attempting to make babies? I know that you jest, but Basia might go through with it. What a world of hurt she would be in for under that scenario (to say nothing of disease risk).

Moodysid said...

@Anon 10:36

You are 98% correct but I NEED this blog.

BN, keep it up but I hope you have started that book.

Sue Simmons said...

Basia,

Please ignore the BN, he is evil and black, and you as a good racist E. Europe cupcake should know not to trust the blacks. You have a problem in that you are Polish so that your mind is not able to grasp the intricacies of homo-lust. It's ok, as I tell my wife, "you're a foreigner, you don't understand because I am an American and you will never be as smart as me because you're genetically inferior". That seems to make her happier to wash the floor. Anyway, an 8-year crush? Jesus that is unrequited, take a chance honey! You wasted 8 years of your life pining for this homo? Here's the plan, get a wood box, put this address on the side

Sue Simmons
Harbor Island, WA

That is my local deep-water port and I have people at the docks. Get in the aforementioned box, seal with metal straps, get box and self to local airport. Or if your finances are low to your local shipping container. (Oh yeah, holes in box for air, I forgot, you're Polish). I will meet you at the customs house, I've just invested in land and I have a plow for you to "crush" on.

Besides, at best you get a drunken sloppy limp-dicking from the homo, no lady wants that.

horse said...

to love a pole is to love a fag

Fashion Pariah said...

That is sardonic wit at its best. I hope she got it, better yet i hope she doesn't and reeks her revenge. I love the Hetracil site, genius.

cable guy said...

I put this same comment up on SC: what do you guys think?

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Listen, I LOVE blognigger and I LIKE streetcarnage a lot, but I have to say that I don’t think the two are a match made in heaven. I was waiting to see when exactly this would occur…

BN has definitely been “dumbing down” his SC posts for this audience - i.e. only putting in the ones about sex / whores / asian switch / pedos etc… I was wondering what would happen when he decided to put a “real” BN post - ie one with higher intellectual power on SC, which no offense - SC is funny as hell - but it doesn’t *primarily* have an audience who appreciates this kind of smart humor.

So, it’s really up to BN - if he feels like cranking out more porno jackoff humor, he should put it up here on SC on wednesdays. However, I don’t think that for the most part, this kind of intellectual humor will fly on SC (btw, I agree that this was one of the funniest BN posts ever - just not right for this audience.)

Basia said...

BN:

Thank you for your response. I guess, I just got a new perspective on the whole situation. I shall now get on with the plan, so perfectly put together by you ( and oh my God, with what immense language use and style). And was I wrong about being like you. I could never be like you, EVEN if I was a man and lived in NYC, I just lack the talent and insight, not to mention, I am a fag lover. A person, which you say, has no chance of being even at least "popular" in the United States. And, here you go again, saving me a 100 dollars worth of a visa fee, which I won't bee needing.
You basically showed me a new way of happiness, and for that, I will be forever grateful to you.

to Fashion pariah:
I am not sure what sardonic means. Here in Eastern Europe, we had no sense of humor at all for 50 years, so it's all kind of new to us, and me.And why would I seek revenge? I got wonderful advice.

Anonymous said...

yeah a book would be perfect now. and hey pussies : who cares where he fucking writes? fucking fourth grade.