For those of you planning to slum it over to StreetCarnage for this week's disgusting sexual column, I'll post a link as soon as those guys get it up.
[update: here tis]
For those of you planning to slum it over to StreetCarnage for this week's disgusting sexual column, I'll post a link as soon as those guys get it up.
[update: here tis]
5 comments:
I hope Street Carnage is paying you some kind of extra money, like a shift differential or something, for how long it takes for them to post your work. My lean cuisine lunch is cooking, and I have nothing to read.
hit reload knuckle lips, it's up
BN, why are men so OBSESSED with their non-sperm-related bodily functions? Some of y'all are just into some nasty, nasty stuff. There's really only that one function that most of us estro-types care about. That and a good spanking and most of us are good to go. Why can't you just focus on that and get over the rest of yourselves? Maybe you were all potty trained at too early an age?
That man is just nasty! Impulse control. It's a good thing.
And BN, you better make sure you always keep that computer logged out. Haven't you read those Dear Abby stories about the wife who finds her husband's computer left open to the woman he was having an on-line affair with?
Here's a question for you all - is it cheating if it's on-line and no contact is ever made?
o_w_g: No.
Unless it's with the same girl more than twice, and you think about her more during the day than your gf/wife.
In which case: maybe.
Jesus BN you're my boy and all (and I mean boy in the southern way)but call me and I'll send you two hund for a real half and half. Do you get off more on being watched via webcam than regular porn? If so I'm gettin a little chubby(as in fat) send me a tenner a day and I'll jiggle my biscuts whilst you fire one off.
Now to the topic, in keeping with my usual killing everyone theme, if this olfactory offender actually gets off on this farting business as a good friend you must kill him. Preferably with a blunt object as ammo is in an inflationary spiral. If farting in front of hot broads gets you off you are a broken robot and need removal. That is the problem with this liberal nonsense today. I don't't give a shit if you want to fuck guys, girls, or guys dressed as girls. However let's stop excusing every fucked up fetish that some sickie can dream up. I can guarantee that one day farting won't be enough for the tushie Taliban and he'll end up raping or killing someone. I should know after all, now where's my houseboy?
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