Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Ask Blognigger: If Obama Wins, Who Has to Shut the Fuck Up?
I love this post dearly - my response will be up at StreetCarnage at 3pm... Sorry for the cockblockin delay...
[Update: Here 'tis]
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Astute Reader "Streetcarnage Named Dezenuts" writes:
Date: Fri, Oct 24, 2008 at 11:26 PM
Subject: Even if voting is gay, might it shut up all the blacks?
To: Blognigger
Whatup BN,
I don't know if you had a chance to see the magnificent troll perpetrated by Gavin on StreetCarnage on Tuesday - in case you didn't, check it out, it was the best thing ever ever ever on the site: http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/voting-is-so-gay/
Anyway I had a thought (a shameful, embarrassing, but original thought!!) and I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can answer this question for certain. I happen to agree with Gavin that voting is for the most part a useless fucking masturbatory exercise - however, this time it might be different.
So cutting to the chase, and since you seem to be un-offendable let me state it this way for clarity - don't take this the wrong way - but if Obama wins the presidency, will all the blacks shut the fuck up once and for all?
I know that sounds aggressive, but somehow I know that you'll realize I don't mean it offensively. I'm just being honest man.
Well, do they?
Thanks for all the cunning linguistics- you make my days brighter and foggy like weed.
-Clay (Streetcarnage Named Dezenuts)
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11 comments:
Dezenuts has stumbled upon a brilliant campaign strategy: If you hate blacks, vote Obama so they'll shut the fuck up!
Dezenuts should work in politics!
No more whining about reparations it's time to actually get off your welfare ass and get a job! Look at Obama, he became the president!
muahahhaha
Interesting that you think it's the blacks... maybe it's the JEWS that have to shut up if Obama wins.
I'm so fuckng excited I could choke on my own nuts.
I feel like I'm opening for Springsteen.
Hopefully EVERYBODY will shut the fuck up after the 2008 election. How crazy has the 2008 election been, right? Is there anything else to talk about anymore other than the 2008 election?
And it's like everything has to also somehow relate to the 2008 election too:
Ty: "Hi honey, I have crabs!"
Wife: "Crabs, huh? Says on the interweb that McCain got crabs from Palin...TODD Palin...in the Vietnam Hilton."
I hereby promise I will stop talking about the 2008 election after I vote in the 2008 election on Tuesday (because I live in a backwards ass state that finds early voting to be unconstitutional else Obama would be all, "Thank you, Ty" and shit already). That will be my last word on the 2008 election.
Unless I nigger/Jew out and lie/cheat my way out of a promise.
There.
Do you mean in movie theaters or?
How about after Tuesday everybody shuts the fuck up.
then I can get some work done.
thanks.
Hey BN, I think you're on to something about Blacks versus blacks.
I date two black men (and by date I mostly mean fuck). One of them is 49 and used to belong to the Black Panthers. The other is 32 and a paralegal. The 49-year old is definitely a Black. He grew up in Brooklyn and has a lot to say about the state of Blacks and racism and how the (white) man has totally screwed up his life. The 32-year old is black. He grew up in the Bronx and is more about trying to get to work on time, get through his day and earn enough to get his kid through private school because the public schools in our neighborhood leave every child behind. I wonder if the big B vs little b is generational.
I also wonder if the PCfags are of a certain generation or do you find them amongst the old and the young?
I have to say I'm with Ty on this one. I wish we could all vote early and be done with it.
Can we start a poll on what topics BN should start focusing on once we know who the president is?
fuckin awesome BN.
the paragraph that starts with “So PC Fags™ live their whole lives in fear of this experience …” was spot fucking on.
refreshing n honest perspective of the general public like this blows me away.
peace,
Fucking brilliant blog colored, you almost make me want to date negroes again...nowhitegirl
The Black Panthers disbanded in 1977. So, somebody aged 49 was a Panther at age 18 when it was a dying entity run by a radical feminist ~ cool!
Annazed, I don't know the details of his history, I just know that he's got a lot of history and when that's not so present he's much less intense. Not sure exactly why he's dating white. Whatever, the sex is great!
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