A nice calm little post, filled with offensive racial humor, will soon be available at Streetcarnage.
[update: here tis]
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
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'Kay. First, I must confess I first read BN on July 2 and was hopelessly hooked by a good turn of a phrase and some eye candy -no art fag.
Second, Asian women are beautiful, and I have always considered them out of my league - most of them going for tall, intellectual John Lennon type dudes. So perhaps the switch feeling is part of that, but I agree it is real.
Ah so!
My unqualified but honest opinion. So the first real hot girls I fucked were in Japan when I was 16. I fucked a white girl before that but she was more trashy. So my love of squinchy poon goes deep, therefore, when I spy an Asian hot in a business suit (I can't recall ever having the switch, maybe with a skinny Puerto Rican.) I blow bedtime milk ever the harder. My point BN is that Lori from summer camp has cankles and a stinky pussy now. Asian hotness is eternal, shit my fiancee's 60 year old mom has a lean fuckable body. Don't be disappointed with the switch, it gets no better! (On my mom's life as I write this my hands reek o my fiancee's hot slanty coconut, she blew me I banged for about 30 second and blasted on her lingere. Without a word of complaint she cleansed and I immediately went back to drinking beer and watching TV and she should be curling up next to me like a cat right about now. If it gets better I don't wanna know.)
I think, in a situation where the bitch in question is still hot (think: Japanese whores from the Connery/Snipes epic Rising Sun) your disappointment doesn't stem so much from a significant downgrade in quality as much as its just shocking that your clear cut expectation isn't met. She's still hot, but its just not what you were expecting and therefore you are biologically compelled to react with disappointment. To illustrate: When I was a kid I remember I wanted the Typhoon Hovercraft for Christmas. That shit would run on land, it would run on water, it was fucking unstoppable. So Christmas comes and what do I get? Rollerblades. Now all things considered Rollerblades were a kick ass gift, especially back then when they were a new thing and you'd have evening news reports talking about "Crazy new sport very popular among the youth". But in spite of the fact I was happy to have them and that they might even have been a better gift than the hovercraft if I stopped to think about it, they just weren't what I had built up 3 months of expectation over. So I was disappointed. In my mind I had created this perfect thing and I was sure I was going to get it and when I didn't it didn't matter what I got in its place, nothing could fuck with what the hovercraft was in my mind. When that white girl fantasy you've built in your head is as perfect as you know it to be, can there be anywhere to go but down when it turns out to be anything else? Even if it was a white chick there's still the chance she'd be a brown bagger, in which case you'd also be disappointed.
Whatever. My 2 cents. The fuck do I know?
Hey your "girls-we-snatch-off-the-street.com" link doesn't work. And it looked so enticing
anon, i think he just means shit like bangbus.com
woodyee, i recognize your tone. u are fucking hilarious. why change your name every day?
All I care about is Japanese tail anyway.
In Asia, dating a white chick is called Speylunking. Yeah, that means cave diving. I definitely do not want to see some white chicks face on the front of the ass I have been checking out since six stops back.
But here in Tokyo where I break my neck everyday on the subway trying to take in all the tushie, there is definitely the old bag switch.
Ladies tend to be very dressed up and usually you can tell diaper ass from 100 kilometers.
But sometimes some silk haired, high heeled, from behind looker turns out to have a face like your grandpa that time he was waking up from the surgery.
i can't help but feel really ...filthy... for posting a comment on streetcarnage today.
i agree dude... streetcarnage is really a horrible site. i hate everyone there, really. blognigger is warm and fuzzy and they are hateful assholes.
Thanks Mr. Nuts,
I just like using a funny name depending on subject and mood and hope someone gets the joke (although i have a fondness for dictators). I'll get my own shit soon and hope BN will give me a link but the talent here is all BN who has been my best friend for a long time and has been this talented ever since I've known him. I'm really glad he found this outlet because everyone should get to enjoy his intellect as I have for the last 15 years. Now click his ads you slags!
I love you, you dark chocolate shvuggie!
Somewhere I missed the switch from 32 to 33 years of filthy blackness.
Was there a chassid pinata?
Clit diddling?
I don't even know ya but, happy belated, fucko! Nohomo.
Good Lord! If I promise not to argue like the little "Real World" bitch I ended up being yesterday, can I post here with you all instead of at SC? There are too many haters over there and you all have way more love for each other. And I don't want to be part of that filth anymore.
P.S. The 32 to 33 switch happened over this past weekend I believe. Happy Belated, Love.
BN: I want to read more about the unrelenting civil war between stroller-pushers and non-breeders. Any recommendations?
obedient_white_girl
we'd be honored. And you don't have to promise anything! Feel free to argue all you want - i didn't think you were bad on SC yesterday, just funny.
The beauty of BN is that we love each another enough to call each other cock smoking nigger loving faggots... just not in that way.
Street Carnage is like the worst of BN - I'm personally glad that BN's racist psycho-whoring shit is now subcontracted out to SC - it makes it much easier to delineate which posts my girlfriend likes to read (I love 'em all but...)
Anyway, welcome.
I've been the recipient of a different version of this. Call it the "Goy Switch." As a big nosed part eye tye, I can pass for Jew. Have a quirky sense of humor and some other things that might make me stereotypically jew. Can't tell you how weird it is to have a nice jewish girl express deal breaking disappointment at learning that I'm not a nice jewish boy to bring home for mom to meet.
Even if the disappointment isn't a deal breaker for them, if expressed, it's a deal breaker for me. Don't want to be with someone who would prefer me to be something I'm not.
i fucking hate all of you.
HAHA oh damn these comments are AWESOME FUNNY.
It smells like a broken down porn shoot in here.
See what happens when the heebs holiday? Just wait til Kwanzaa.
Tommy, hook us up with one of your lists...
seriously. normally i take a laissez faire approach to the comments; don't make me act like the fucking fed and come down there with a homo bailout.
yeah we needed to smack down the love fest. i'll do a list but first,wood yee ur right. azn's rock. yeah its a stereotype but goddamn man..i have gotten bj's while i watch the NBA playoffs and had her get me a beer right after, a girl just last week gave me an unsolicited full body massage before great sex, had an ex who literally rubbed my feet. i mean - yeah it's sexist but goddamn once you get that treatment its hard to go back to chix that act belligerent and shit. in my epxerience at least they have been much less annoying than white chix. and black american chix - forget it - such a pain in the ass! ha!
aight skinz. here we go.
"shit men just can't do and still get pussy" - (this doesn't apply to gay men - u fuckers have it laid in the shade anyway ya bastards):
1. Leave long ass voicemails with new chix u just met. STOP doing that shit. txt is the most. missed call at best. but long ass voicemails. jesus..u make us all look bad.
2. stand around at clubs or bars and expect girls to come to you. unless ur fucking David Beckham it ain't working. if you get some eye contact, and its decent, just step to a chick. you don't need a line either. smile and just ask her name. and start talking and as soon as possible get a question in. once a girl starts talkign about herself you have HOURS before you need to think up any more shit.
3. riding a bike with bike helmet. just don't. you'll live you fucking pussies.
4. being overly sensitive. girls are hardwired, whether they care to admit it or not, to like strong men. you don't need to be fucking conan the barbarian, just remember, its her feelings that matter. your a good listener, a pillar of strength, not a complaining bitch who had a jewish psychologist mother.
5. not paying. if you can't pay 85% of the time, then you don't deserve a girlfriend or to date. pay for drinks and pay for dinner. its just how it is, if you don't want to then date a hairy armpit carrot juice drinker. but hot or hottish girls - pay you fuckers.
6. condoms. ok, this is controversial. BUT - sex with condoms sucks so much. So...if she is on birth control you do it the first couple of times with condoms. but, if your like me, and your super up to date with your status - i just got A+++ clean bloodwork back on Monday! yeah...you can fuck without a condom. Note - this doesn't apply to ghetto PR chix - your literally risking your life. but, trust me, upper middle class professional white and Azn chicks DO NOT have AIDS.
7. getting wasted. you act like an ass and your dick doesn't work. same with too much blow. after you fucked a chick 10 times you can risk doing coke or getting wasted. before then..temper it..you need to fuck and fuck well.
8. clothes. see my clothes list under the first Blond Marley.
9. going to the movies or dinner on a first date. this is the WORST. the best first date? meet for drinks at 10pm, then have an in at a cool club. If you can't do that, or its not your style, -meet for drinks at a place that has light food. the big dinners and shit comes later - drinks immediately loosens the convo - and your not cramming your mouth with gross food. WAY more sexy than dinner.
10. being a pussy. what i mean is, be confident. don't overreach dog, but be calm and confident. if your shaky, worried, etc. you will NEVER get laid.
not bad tommy, u faggot
OK, I went slumming over to street carnage (again) for my blognigger fix. Heh! Funny, you cunt.
Here’s how it works; it’s a financial game really. A friend confided to me recently that he would never consider and asian woman, no matter how luscious, for a girlfriend or wife no matter how much money she made or how hot she looked because he had fucked too many asian hookers and basically thought of them as … well … hookers, cheap ones at that.
In the hierarchy of dumbass male valuation of female livestock white blondes are top dollar (the bigger the breasts the higher), regular white chicks next, jewish babes next (though I did have a friend who claimed to live in New York just so that he could fuck jewish girls whom he said had no limits whatsoever, none ~ but he was sort of odd), black girls next, then at the bottom asians. Obviously muslim women aren’t even on the grid.
That is for public boasting and posing, arm candy etc. This established pecking (heh!) order trickles down to you average joe and his sad fantasy life, big surprise that is ya dolts.
For the record, I have no such hierarchy established for men. For one thing I’m not all that visually oriented in the whole mating thing in the first place and for another I fall into the old “he makes me laugh” school. Get me laughing and I’m yours, though truth be told I have been pretty easy anyway most of the time. That said; blonde hunks make me bored usually, jewish guys are wonderful (often very funny), I love black guys but asian dudes are a drag. I am pretty sure that I never fucked one, pretty sure about that … yup.
What I am wondering is where these deceptive asian ladies are exactly; these fabulously fuckable from behind asian ladies. I mean those people are completely ass free; bones, skin, joints that’s it. How could you morons make such a mistake in the first place?
Well Annazed, we'll see what an identification-badass you are once we get the web2.0 version up:
it seems to me that if I had Streetcarnage's resources available to me, i.e. lots of psychotic coked-up whiteboys with cameras roaming the streets, the absolutely PERFECT follow-up to this would be The Asian Switch web 2.0 game, complete with voting and scoring - how many asians can we detect from behind.
I'M giving them this fucking idea for free because I'm cool like that - On this yom kippur I'm playing the jewish agent, stealing the concept from "Noam Chomsky" (think of him as Muddy Waters) and giving it to the white men at Street Carnage (think of them as ELVIS) and hoping to make a little scratch.
Go take the pictures and make it happen boys. Think Hot or Not? AmIGooky.com
If it makes money you owe me cash.
now go.
preach it Tommy...
The asian switch has got me all messed up. I can't help but recklessly eyeball each and every one that waddles by now (and they do waddle). There are millions here! Alot are looking hot, too - 'specially since everyone's pointing toward the gesiha-theory.
Damn.
Do they do anal?
Best shirt ever for an asian girl
when a guy sees me from behind, and passes me with a big ole smile on his face; i can't help but know he's disappointed that i am not the 22 year old he thought i was. is he smiling to be polite? i'm not a 20/40 PR, a fine dreadlocked/extension how old is she?! sister, or an eternally lean asian, but being on this side of things is weird for us too. no homo.
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