If there's one group of people I consistently hate more than pretentious Park Slope Parents™, it's the fucking commenters on Gawker and Jezebel. Now, It's a pretty big feat to actually be faggoter than some of the fuckwits in my neighborhood, but holy jesus these commenters are a collective piece of work - What a bunch of hypocritical, hiveminded, bitter, insecure, lonely cuntlicking FAGGOTS.
The last 10 days have been impressive – these guys have shared characteristically unanimous viewpoints on topics you'd be certain would demand a little diversity of thought. They do as they're told though, inconsistency be damned: First callous, then caring, the herd trashed new york writers for dwelling on 9-11 (trite and insignificant!), even as they banded together with urgent comraderie to mourn the disappearance of white amnesiac Hannah Upp. (In their defense on the latter, the commenters were threatened by gawker that any divergent, non-pink-ribbon comments would result in an immediate site-ban for the free-speaker responsible.)
Don't get me wrong – Gawker is chock full of good shit – it's definitely on my daily short-list of internets – but these commenters need a smack where their nuts should be. Incoming!
This recent one is the best: They are OUTRAGED that ISawYourNanny has a new graphic that - get fuckin ready - portrays nannys as being trinidadian blacks!
The fucking nerve! I mean, why doesn't the site portray the one white one that worked as a nanny for her sister over the summer before she went back to Dartmouth?
(Wait: apparently they even did show one or two make-believe white ones in the graphic! Not that we would know what they showed, because these mcCarthyistic Jezebel cunts already scared I Saw Your Nanny dotcom into taking down the new fucking graphic. Now what do they have up there instead, a russian hooker?
The fuck is that? Why should I feel like jackin it when I'm going online to squeal on a trinidadian who was stopping to sell fake watches in the 3rd street playground while leaving your autistic kid hanging upside down from a junglegym? Yo, ISawYourNanny: don't be scared of these jerkoffs: Bring back the darks!)
Newsflash:
99% of these nannies are CARIBBEAN BLACKS. You white/asian faggots at Gawker/Jezebel are the only people who could ever possibly give a shit that they are (were) portrayed accurately on the internets. The nannies themselves don't give a flying fuck- they're not American blacks with time on their hands to complain about everything– they think we are stupid and lazy, just like the blacks from africa do. They don't give a rat fuck how they're portrayed on a website - they're busy trying to earn money, watch they stories, and text they Macos.
...and by the way, that's exactly why ISawYourNanny may be one of the greatest website ideas in world. Lemme explain: I can't afford a nanny, and my wife doesn't work - (Fuck you and shut up - if I had the balls to change it I would) so we don't have a nanny. But if my wife was pullin down 6 figures as a lawyer like Brosti or some shit like that, you goddamn right I'd get a nice big trinidadian nanny to take care of my kids - just like i got a jew lawyer, mexican maid, and
asians to jackmycockoff. (psych! white girls only! And Czech teeth-missin-bitches need not apply.)
Why is it such a great idea for a site? Well, anyone telling the truth and not scared like little bitches will vouch for this: when I've been in the playground with my kids, these fuckin nannies are sittin on the benches, talkin about gettin they nails done or earings or some fuckin dancehall one-drop-raggae weed-smoking contest, or how the bend on some nigga's dick hits that G# note when they fuck 'em on salvia. If I had a nanny, you goddamn right I would have a nanny-cam, fuckin tracking devices, hook BOTH my kids up with lojack and whatever other metroid-ass shit I could find. And for when they were at the park out of my survelience radius, you goddamn right I would surf ISawYourNanny to see if anything these carribeans did was so aggregious that someone had to report on it.
Jesus, you PC Jezedroids are actin' like the fuckin site is called ISawYourNigger!
To whatever Farmer own the lot of 12 cotton niggers on Lakeroad - 8 males 2 female 2 children (Big nigger with the good teeth, and one with the scar and niggerwoman with lame foot)
I don't want to start no trouble now but I did heard the niggers out by Lakeroad singin them songs again when they break up the cotton. Sounds like they changin the words up which always a first sign they fixin to start some trouble.
Now don't mean to alarm you fella but it always best not too wait so long fore you get caught with the rug out from under ya. It's possible they mixin words or changin, but it's right could be they tryin to make a plan through the songs. After they get it straight they'll go singin that to the nearby niggers from Riverpath, which is how Pete Jefferson lost his crop few years back.
Just thought I'd keep an eye out an I'd 'spect you'd do the same.
by CottonJim69 at 1:21 PM - EMAIL this post to a friend>> 21 comments
Please lighten up, my white, white, Gawqueer friends.
29 comments:
Man, I don't have a kid or a nanny, but fuck that noise; if my lady was making the bills I'd be a house husband in a second.
You know what always weirds me out? Seeing GOOD nanny's. This bajan chick was all making faces at this tiny little white bean of a kid with some tiny other tot holding her hand, not sitting in the middle of the sidewalk, & I just about fell down.
I read Gawker & Jezebel too, but those damn commenters make me want to poke my eyes out on the regular. Thank you, BN, for giving them the punch to the vag they desperately need.
most of the nannies ive witnessed "caring" for children are at best neglectful, and at worse criminal.
anyone who leaves their children in the care of these people (almost) deserves what they get.
try and find a park slope or upper west side family who is willing to pay more than $12/hour for a nanny. there aren't many.
most of the parents who hire bad nannies get exactly what they pay for.
the folks over at ISYN really piss me off, because they're the same self-righteous, elite bunch of yentas that i run into all over park slope. they cry about how lazy the nannies are that they see, and scream that no one should be a nanny that doesn't want to cuddle and dote on their little brats just like the parents would all day if they could.
are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? FUCK the fuck outta here.
for most of these nannies it's a job, no more, no less. and the only one they could get since they're likely qualified to do something else but can't get work because of their visa status.
if you want a fuzzy, cuddly nanny, offer at least $30/hour and you'll get someone who has an extensive background in child development, education, or something else that would make them a great hire.
bitches make me sick.
yeah but misscegnation, i don't think i'm asking nannies to do anything more than just their job! their job is to at least watch the kids, and definitely not to hang with their girlfriends and chill.
i'm sure there are some competely spoiled, stupi
parents infecting ISYN, but c'mon: you know that doesnt change the fact that most of the nannies in the playground arent even doing 12/hr's worth
SuziQ Are you kidding me? "most of the nannies in the playground arent even doing 12/hr's worth" The kid is being bathed, fed, taking to the park/playdates/dance class/supersoccerstars/doctor/psychiatrist and not in emotional/physical fear of the nanny and that is not $12.00 worth? Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiitttt! $12*40hr*52wks=24,960.00 per year gross? Net=18,651.36 if your paying taxes (single 1) That makes my stomach hurt. Most of these kids clothes cost more than these nannies make.
ok, you're right on the numbers, i didnt mean it like that... no one deserves that little money (though they aint payin taxes but whatever)
i should have said it like this: they re NOT doing their job, and that you cant argue with.
We've got some nice Russian ladies who raise our children at the day orphanage, so maybe the new graphic isn't totally unrepresentative of reality. And those ladies DO, in fact, dress up in 5" heels and < 10" skirts, just to commute to their jobs as childcare workers all decked out -- hair, makeup, the works! Then they change into sweat pants for the day. It always floors me.
I am NOT a lawyer. Jesus. Bite your tongue. And I wanna call bullshit on you hetero men who think you want to stay home and be house husbands. If half the men who SAY they want to do that actually DID that? There would be Mr. Moms all over the slope. Fact is, it's a hard fucking job, harder than 90% of the desk jobs you'll find. And the pay is for suck and you lose all your Social Security chits.
Thanks Suzieq, you've won my recognition as a fucking idiot. "Oh they should do their job" Jesus, even in Seattle we start at $15 an hour for nannies, apparently cheap Jewery has affected all of the Five boroughs. You cheap fucks, those are your KIDS, it's bad enough you leave them with a fucking STRANGER all day but you jew-down the bitch too so she's mad at you and by proxy your bairns. I love you fucktits who make 500k a year and don't think you need to pay for anything. Enjoy spit and jizz in your food, the maid with your toothbrush in her cunt and your kids fingered by pederasts while your nanny is working through a cock hangover supplied by ME!
don't even get me started on the nannies from central america. tons of those ladies are around and i think they have it worse, IMHO.
i had an acquaintance on the upper west side, who got a woman shipped in special from equador to be the nanny for his newborn.
he paid her $300/week to be a LIVE IN, which of course included cleaning, cooking, and running errands for the whole family, while she also had her hands full with a brand new baby.
i tell ya--NYC would be unable to function the day all the undocumented workers are deported. which is why we all know that immigration debates are pure masturbation.
if you're gonna pay a domestic $12/hour, you better not expect more than the basics. the kids are fed, kept clean and safe, and taken wherever they need to go.
if you want more, pay more or do it your damn self.
jesus ms. ceggregation, are you even reading??
people are PAYing 12 an hour and NOT getting the minimum... those kids in the park with these nanies are NOT being kept safe!
Hey y'all. Quoi de neuf, as my Haitian niggas have it.
Well I got my ass fired today so I am bummed out. But fucken Blognigger picked my ass up with "I Saw Your Slave"--Kara Walker's got nothin on you, Nothin! Genius!
I already told you about my crazy Trinidadian nanny who shows me Youtube videos of her throwing bottles at a giant bullah.
Shit I pay her $300/week for basically ten or twelve hours of bullshit...picks up the kids after school, that's about it. I gotta buy her a shrimp fried rice if I want her to wash a fucken dish.
But basically it is a trade off. I don't expect her to tutor the kids in algebra...she can take them into cheap clothing stores around Port Authority...teach them how to eat mangoes without a knife...show them how to do the Electric Slide...what the fuck am I gonna do about it.
Before my wife dumped my ass I played house husband for a while maybe five years ago. It was fun hanging out in the playground with the other mommies.
shit seth, sorry to hear it. you at lehman? merrill? aig?
i'm lookin out my office window... i think i see Boris Yeltsin standing on a tank.
Yeah, one of those.
Thanks for your kind words-nohomo-actually I got canned for fucking up and being a general asshole, not because of the meltdown.
In my kinder moments I like to think that I somehow contributed to the company's disaster.
Back to unemployment for me...even though I am a Jew and have an ivy league degree (a good one) I have the work ethic and attitude of a Surinamese ex-slave...I hate authority...I hate jobs...I hate bosses...
I'm just glad I reupped my weed supply the other day...at least I don't have to worry about THAT.
i read ISYN. OMG - u bourgie fucking cunts. dat big ol'black lady don't love ur precious little babies??!! aaaaaawwwwaaawwww... jesus fucking christ. believe it or not fat black caribbean ladies don't have some gene that makes them love your screaming little juice sucking white/asian little shithead kids.
ITS A JOB U IDIOTS!
why the fuck should some nanny, whose not even seeing they're own kids, give a shit about ur little parkslope brats.
did you give a fuck when u were flipping burgers? do you labor over those spreadsheets with love and commitment?
but these are CHILDREN you wail!!! no, they are YOUR children. not the nanny's. and u pay $12 an hour! $12 an hour - hahahahah ur fuckers probably wouldn't let someone wash ur fucking car for $12 an hour.
raise ur fucking kids urself. or hire a filipina that actually likes kids. or, as i said, raise them urself. kiss the european vacation, the snowboarding, the organic food and all the rest away - and RAISE them urself. or if you insist, hire an nanny. but don't bitch cuz these uppity niggers done went and got a mind of their own...you fucking fucking fucks...u actually think this is "Gone With The Wind"?
that post on i saw ur nanny about the jamaican ladies shoing the little white kids away made me LMFAO. she should slap those little whiny brats if she wants. cuz WHERE R U AT - oh, i know, ur on Gawker complaining about ur nanny!!hahahahahahahahaha FUCK OFF. u fucking privileged bourgie idiots.
those Nannnies, making their $$, and eating lunch, and chillin' - they rule! get ur $$$$ girl and fuck these little brats and their shithead parents who are probably on i-Tunes staying late at work trying to find some Feist song.
CUNTS.
Nanny's 100 - Park Slope Whiny Bourgie Racist Parents - 0000.
@tommy
they dont have to Love them you childless teenage faggot, they just have to watch them, which they're not even doing.
dipshit go smoke another bowl
i have a 13 year old son and an 11 year old daughter. yup. i do. i coach my daughter's soccer team. and i had them MAD young - when i was 19 and 21.
and me and my ex did it ourselves and didn't fantasize that some complacent negroe mami would do it all for us for less then wall mart employees get paid. we gave the kids love directly. and yeah - we didn't vacation in fucking Sardinia while we did it. i'm down with the nanny's more than u simpering park slop hypocrite fuckers.
and now i have mad dough hahahaha u CUNT and i won't even explain it to you how it worked out and yeah son the 3 of us, me my daugher and my son balled out vacationing in fucking Cannes this summer on the real. yup. boats and jet-skis, fishing for swordfish in the Med, went to Monaco and Antibes by boat, chilled in Ez and my daughter took pictures from that hill there.
and, amazingly, we did it a all without expecting some imaginary slavish negro at my beck and call wiping my kids mouths. imagine that!
so you fuck off. FAGGOT.
i take it all back tommy- ive been silenced by your unprecidented maturity.
you sound like a family man alright- the manson family.
you are anonymous. but hey anonymous guy/girl, i'm sorry its not 1794 and you can't just kill or torture the niggers that don't serve u well enough. sorry ur limited to internet complaining. goddamn 14th amendment and stupid UN human rights charter rararaararr...
OR - u could pay someone who is performing the most valuable service you could possibly ask someone to perform - looking after your children - more than 18K a year. just a thought. OR - DYI.
in spite of it - peace and love to you regardless.
and naw..we ain't the manson family - we're solid and good.
Damn Seth. Sorry to hear that.
Me and you oughta go hate crime some white people. Is it still ok to beat on gays?
@ horse...yes.
@ seth...start dealin, that's how I pay for my nanny. lemme know when you need a re up. Gratis son.
@ brosti...take my kid twice a week and shits a cake walk compared to the daily grind. Shit, I can't jerk off in the middle of the day like I do when my kid takes a nap.
Out here in Cali all the nannies are mostly various flavors of beanage. Funny to see little Morgan or Taylor speaking with a chulango accent. We only have homegrown blacks in the Bay area and we're afraid they'd smoke the kids or give them a taste for grape soda, instead of kombucha. There's actually plenty of white au pairs in SF, so Mom and Dad Ladderclimber can feel like they are in a remake of their favorite Salinger story. Only without the cigarettes
This blog post reminds me a lot of "Mind of Mencia" where my mind is supposed to be blown by the acuity of his un-PC yet hilariously true insights.
I'm still stuck on the word "faggoter" in the first paragraph. Really? You typed that and then hit send?
LOL ur stoopid.
@anon
And you spelled "stupid" wrong, you humorless, Jezebel cunt.
i'm pretty sure that "faggoter" is not a word.
and i must say "nigger," as you like to call yourself, YOU my friend harbor much hatred in your heart. you fear racism, yet you promote it. keep setting you people back hundreds of years, you're doing a great job!
I have to agree with you blognigger. Jezebel whores really need to shut their fucking traps and go back to the kitchens. They have no sense of humor, perpetuate every stereotype possible about fat, shrewish lesbians and have no concept that the world doesn't revolve around them. They lean farther left than my left nut on a roller coaster during a hot day. Its amazing how petty they are about fashion and irrelevant female crap and then expect people to take then seriously when it comes to serious issues. And congrats on making their "crap blog post from a dude" list, because if you are doing that, then you must be doing something right. Usually thats the only thing worth reading that site full of spinster-cat-ladies. Keep up the good work. I love deadspin and jalopnik for you gawkerfags.
"Thank you, BN, for giving them the punch to the vag they desperately need"?? so coming up with an excuse to call women "cunts" is the equivalent of punching us in the vagina?
jesus, get a life, all of you.
Combating hate with hate ... what a way to win people over. I think you could've used "faggot" a little bit more when talking about how everyone else is putting people down.
Get a life. Get a job. Get some wit. Otherwise it's just a night with your boys and Poprah
Post a Comment