Saturday, September 27, 2008
Epic Shabbis Win.
On this overcast Shabbis day, I'm very happy to announce to those few of you who are oldschool enough to be able to remember Chassid-Gate, that I have FINALLY, OFFICIALLY beat his fucking ass, and that this whole retarded situation is finally behind me.
My google ads are hereby BACK, and I am enjoying my winz 4 GREAT JUSTICE. There are the google ads, right there at the top. Shiny beacons of victory. Help me celebrate - you know what the FUCK to do.
Thanks for all your support through that cocknlickball BULLSHIT.
Word.
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Booyah.
*click*
I am still frankly shocked that ANY internet legal threats actually panned out. Are we going to get a run down of the real events, or does the line of satire not allow that? Ah well, I clicked through. Celebration.
ala Claude Raines,I also am shocked, SHOCKED to think any repressive litigation was in the series of tubes..
Anyway. One rasta jacket please..and throw in one of those yellow dyed Marley wigs.
And for good measure one of those Mary Tyler Moore Lubavitcher numbers too..
G*d will not look kindly upon this, my dark brother. He who fucks with the Juden gets fucked.
Oh, wait, the smelly Chassid was puttin' some Methusalean voodoo on YOU, I forgots, too many worlds spinning since you got put on double-secret Google probation.
Congratulations!
-CW
new reader here...
Can someone tell me what "Chassid-Gate" is?
Joyce
a threat by the black suited ones to silence the site.
Go back in the archives a month or two. It's a great read. The comments are also key, BN has a great group here.
But be forewarned: I'm hopelessly addicted. BN you rule nohomo.
Joyce, start here:
http://www.blognigger.com/2008/08/gotta-admit-guy-has-some-set-matzaballs.html
and read the next few...
enjoy & welcome.
Yeah son! I hereby promise to click the ads at least twice a day..holy shit I can't believe there was actually any sort of legal action here, but I would love to hear the story if you can tell it
Microfinance Empowers:
"Join us in enabling the poorest of the poor to improve their own lives"
That's the shit I wake up to at 5pm on a Sunday?
Fuck.
I'm taking tomorrow off - I need a mental health day.
Good work, papi.
skinz-
can you elaborate? what the fuck are you talking aboot?
and b) you wake up at 5pm you lazy childless wretch?
donkey dong...
Aboot? Really? You miserable bastard and despicable breeder, please tell me you are truly Canadian so I can hate you even more.
I was just basking in the delight of my childless day, releasing stress and clearing my mind by way of frequent ejaculations into the various holes of my lady and now I am forced to pull myself away from her sweet milky wonderness to humor your sorry sack of old crinkly nutsacks just to explain something you probably would've figured out yourself if your fucking indecent childrearing practices hadn't rendered you completely retarded - thankyouverymuch for the inconvience, you insensitive shitprick.
The aforementioned text "Microfinance Empowers: Join us in enabling the poorest of the poor to improve their own lives" was the advertisement adorning the header of BN's blog this morning (achem, evening). I did not know this at the time, but apparently it linked to this: http://www.grameenfoundation.org/welcome/google_psa/
Either way, I visit blognigger.com for laughs and since Mr. Black, here, directed our attention to his restored google adsense nonsense, such an ad was not exactly what I needed to see after a weekend of guilt-free partying, perversion, incessant spending, and constant worry over the future of our broke fucking economic system.
At this point in time, such advertisements depress me, possibly making my fucking blood boil. Look around - I mean, poor Mariyamma oughta be sending us some fucking opium in return... or at least her daughter's curry soaked panties. Fuck, anything to cheer us United Statesians up.
Lemme put it this way, monsieur - the day I spend my hard earned cash helping some impoverished Bangladeshi hooker out of poverty is the day a greezy nuggah becomes our president and bails ME the fuck out. (Read: probability = 0%).
Now, go play your video games and choke on some poutine.
Hope that helps.
(Oh, and to all the christ killers out there, L'Shana Tova. During this time of uncertainty and change, I want to wish all of you a healthy, sweet, and happy new year. I hope this year brings US ALL lots of happiness :)
4skinz-
much appreciated. shana tova and yom tov to you as welll.
4skipes
good answer. humorous. good work.
dk
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