Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Ask Blognigger: The Merchant of Pennis

Ok, journalists and women should definitely not read today's ask bn. It's about the virgin auction, and it's here on Street Carnage.

Sorry if you had to wait all day. SC and I have worked together to make sure this won't happen again. 

12 comments:

donkey kong said...

those guys are fuckin useless. its almost noon and i need a fuckin fix.

idiots.

slopespic said...

yeah gavin wake the fuck up and plug that shit

horse said...

Holy shit, I know you! You're Tucker Blax!

Anonymous said...

Women shouldn't read this one? No way, this post is one (of many) that show the humanity behind the foul language nohomo. Oh wait, I'm female so nohomo doesn't apply. I guess this means I really wanna fuck you. I promise I'm not a virgin. :-)

fifthflavorquark said...

Damn, I needed that. Here I am, sliding into fat, balding, hairy-backed divorcedness and fantasizing about the Latina cuties outside the local, uh, community college- but once was enough. Not that it would be offered again, but one "Be gentle" is enough for me.

kaleb said...

Wise words BN...and I love the Diggable Planets reference - still a good album to this day

Anonymous said...

alderan's 911 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking funny

Donkey Kong said...

Look baby - I'm allowed to use the stove

hooooo shit lmao

cable guy said...

epic shit money -

I call bullshit on anon 6:02 - if she really wanted to fuck you she would email you direct. virgin.

xAx said...

I don't think her eye brows are her own. She's pretty money hungry to go for an examination, i think you can buy a hymen these days anyway, but those brows tell me she isn't a virgin.

Having read your article just wondering whether your wife is black, or was the white teen note passing a phase?

cable guy said...

xax, his wife is white and jewish...

ah to not have read every single bn post at least twice... i envy you.

caen said...

You lived in Berkeley!

That makes sense man. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Or in your case, whatever doesn't turn you into a pretentious, NPR listening, SF bay area liberal-fascist makes you more able to stand up to those commies.

See you at the SF Crazyhorse next time you are in town. No virgins there to be sure...