Friday, September 26, 2008
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About Me
- Blognigger
- Brooklyn, NY
Black every day for 34 years; Never a nigger until Wall St. moved to Brooklyn.
blogngr on gmail dot com
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13 comments:
the title literally had my jaw involuntarily open. yes - jaw dropping. sheeessshhhh i almost feel nervous to read this fucker.
Me too I'm thinking ah nah,nah,nah...whatever this is I'm hoping it won't leave a scar.
As it is I'm looking for wierdos pointing pens at me now.
It has it's merits but there are times my BN this site is akin to witnessing an accident.
Guess it has a purpose though..
Gavin, get yer shit together punkass...we need our fix. Our lattes with leche condensada don't taste the same without some blognigger.
Yeah but truly, nothing to fear. In the end, BN is always a good-guy, and never a villain. He may say fucked up shit and fall down stairs, but he always lands on his feet.
This is probably the funniest post you've ever done. I'm literally hurt - for real - my rib is hurt from it.
I've befriended Chris Hanson from Dateline and have him stop by every once in awhile, just in case my husband is even tempted to check out some legitimately underage white panty action.
Great post. I giggled, but in a completely grown-up fashion.
Hunter Thompson had a large warning sign by his phone that sums it up "NEVER call 911".
The best lesson from this post, never get the cops involved.
Can we make looking at teen porn the new healthy relationship test? I am of the opinion that if a married man is not looking at teen porn then he has either another family behind a false wall in the basement, or is ski-polling in the bathroom at Port Authority.
And ladies, only weirdos want to fuck you when you're pregnant. I'll save my kid the trauma of seeing my dick before it sees heaven's own firmament.
by the way the commenters here are much more literate than those at Street boners and tranny carnage. Jesus you fags, little late on securing that domain name?
dear BN:
Please feel free to quit your day job. You've got the skills.
Well played, Blognigger. Not only have you ostensibly helped a fellow citizen off the ledge, but you've given us all the keys to Porn City.
This tug's for you.
Dan Savage couldn't have said it better.
Julia, the kid really can't see your dick. It just punches them in the skull. That's how infants get the soft spot. Duh.
And this is now officially my favorite go-to spot for high-brow conversation.
Well, seriously folks, what the Blognigger says is true, but as he also says “not a bad thing” (ok, I am paraphrasing).
I have recently had this conversation with my cute, sweet sexy boy friend of about 8 months. Now, experienced as I am in all things sexual he was still able to bring me up to speed on one apparently universally known fact; that is that men jack off everyday (whether you fuck them or not apparently). He referenced the famous “Master of His Domain” Seinfeld and Elaine’s declaration that she too shaved her legs ~ to which Kramer sagely retorted “not everyday” ~ as proof that all civilized people know this.
Now, I am a grown woman so, I knew at least that they do this…well…a lot. When younger I was jealous and even enraged by porn; jealous that these women had these freakishly sexy bodies and enraged that my man would desire anything but my body, ever. I grew out of this. Furthermore, I know that any man, who tells you that he desires you and only you, is a liar. Plus, here’s a news flash; like Elaine, women do this too …um .. a lot (particularly when pregnant if you really want to know).
That all having been said, the important thing to take from this episode is the guts to figure out the difference between FANTASY and REALITY.
This goes for girls and boys alike. I may get steamy having a fantasy looking at a little clip of a woman tied to a bed being fucked hard (as I recently saw on Fleshbot), but do I wish to carry this fantasy into my real life? Well, no, no I don’t. By the same token most men don’t have the energy, stamina, girth or glaze-eyed-plug-ignorant-knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing-probably-chemically-induced-stupidity required to engage in such a thing as sex while being filmed under bad lighting on a cheesy set. Meaning, what you can get hot over and even have an orgasm over as a fantasy is probably a drag in reality. Though your mileage may vary and plenty of (safe, with condoms) experimenting is encouraged.
To quote an old SNL skit, you don't actually blow on it. But don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
As an aside, talking about this stuff and the dawning realization that I actually look at porn myself freaks my man out a little.
No Sir, it's pretty rad and a total honour that you took time out to visit my rather superfluous fashion blog.
Another humorous and quick witted response, and the fact no faggots, kiddies or pigeons were harmed allays any fears i may have had. Absolute Genius. As soon as I encounter a problem you're going to be getting an email.
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