Many of you should probably not read today's Ask BN column. Once again, it's on the front page of Street Carnage.
It's a great post for chicks to skip.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
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- Blognigger
- Brooklyn, NY
Black every day for 34 years; Never a nigger until Wall St. moved to Brooklyn.
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11 comments:
Blog collaborations are fun.
I always thought if you had other guys, y'all could be the New York Niggerbloggers.
You know, like the basketball team. I've always wanted someone to use that.
best damn post period.
chicks, dont you dare miss it.
You should have suggested he could get some of that m4m on the DL from CL, and for no roses!
You are so right on about dessert, BN.
Nice post, but what, are they paying you or are you doing "audience development?"
guys, please tell me this is all a joke/exaggeration...
my knees are week... no offense to anyone but i cant handle it if this is hat my husband is secretly thinking....
i have this aching feeling it's all very real
Daniella,
Joke: Yes
Exaggeration: No!
Odds are, if your husband is not asexual, he wants something of a sexual nature that he is pretty sure you are not inclined to give him. BN, is simply suggesting that rather than get into endless arguments over his desire for something he can't help wanting, a dutiful husband will literally take matters into his own hands.
Fucking loved it. I did however, enjoy the nigger name post.
In response to the original email:
The reason your wife won't suck your dick is because she doesn't respect you. You can't act like a pussy all day (judging from your email, you are, in fact, a pussy) and expect your wife to be hot for you at night. The second (and most important) reason is that she has no incentive. I mean, why would she? Apparently you please her all the time regardless of the way she treats you (which makes you her bitch). Start withholding oral from her, spend some nights away without telling her where your going (aka let her wonder if you're cheating on her), and generally just start acting like a man again. It also helps to rub her clit while she sucks your dick so she will associate those good feelings with giving you head.
Now regarding anal...
You have to work your way up to this and train the woman to enjoy it. Put your fingers on and around it during regular sex, and make sure your fingers are on it when she cums. Work your way up until you can get a finger in there, and eventually she will associate having an orgasm with having your finger in her ass. It WILL work.
yeah, ballinmouth has it.
all my bizaches whine and cry and I am hung like a second grader who is hung like a full grown half )the lower half black man.
start with fingers and get her a tiney assplug so when she comes she is squeezing on it.
Believe me the most -- thats gross -- bizzach will come around if you do this, and never back away from your right to bust nuts.
I disagree that you should start playing games cause thats also weak. But tell her the truth. You are a man, not her gay friend )though asking for ass may make her wonder) that you love having her as your woman but that means being your lady and your hoe.
I think I'll head off to sleep to the soothing sounds of Sam Kinison after that one.
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