Who is this white demigod, whose glorious portrait sits above the common mexicans and asian Court st. clerks on the morning F-train? Who is this angel, looking like a cross between James Dean, Lee Marvin, and Glorious Leader Mao Zedong?
Well, he's supposed to be a homeless muthafucka, but yeah, I'm scratchin my head.
Why the fuck do they play us so? I've been in New York for 30 years, and I ain't never seen a homeless nigga that look like this guy. Why can't they just keep it real and throw up a picture of Black Hagrid or Zaxxon or some shit - now this muthafucka look homeless:
Why can't they just keep it real, right? Right? Am I right? WRONG bitches, see, I just wanted to get you to say that.History lesson for you Generation-Z fags: The reason they can't keep it real is because back in the 80's and 90's, black activists and sniveling white asskissers spent the time they should have spent working and investing in Microsoft bitching about how fucked up it was that mainstream entertainment portrayed blacks and "minorities" as villians and ne'er-do-wells.
They scared the FUCK out of everyone with these relentless McCarthyistic witch-hunts, humiliating and destroying the careers of anyone who kept it real.
That's why twenty years later, our entertainment revolves around a sanitized, disney-ass fictionworld populated by white villians like the south-efffrican Lethal Weapon 2 bitch. That's why we have to pretend that homeless people are white and shiny and hopeful - because these poor advertising fruits are up against the gay black jewish zabars mafia. That's why you'll never get another kick-ass Crocodile Dundee that's-not-a-knife scene, where black kids just roll up on you in the middle of nyc. And even that fuckin movie was on the cusp, that's why they had to stuff a white dude into the bad-guy posse. Ha! Aweome- Like black muthafuckas packin knifes lookin to get paid would ever be chillin with some fuckin REO Speedwagon lookin muthafucka.
God damn - can't even get a decent black villian ANYWHERE in this muthafucka. All ruined by Jessie and Al and those jerkoffs.
Tell me any cool black villians we've had in the last 20 years. Marcellus Wallis? man, he ain't no villian - I'm talkin about BAD BLACK muthafuckas. Can't name a single one, especially one that fights a white hero. Ok, maybe one: Training Day. But I can name a million in the other direction.
Cmon, gimme some examples and prove me wrong again, smuggy - what are some good scenes where real-lookin black kids fuck shit up without having some white decoy thrown in there to throw off the liberal dogs. you can't! Think of what we're missing out on because of that shit! Thanks a lot PC fags - I guess I'll go watch fuckin Will Smith kick another white guy's ass now cause that's not offensive. cheers fuckface.
17 comments:
right again. and in a way, it's extremely insulting to black people... what do they think, you cant handle seeing a picture of a ghetto-ass realistic black homeless guy? like you see every day on the train anyway?
funny how they want to sanitize the billbo
billboards, but not do anything about the actual suffering black people that exist in the 3d world.
(second life.)
(kidding.)
You're right. White people totally stole the archetype of the black villain, in yet another disempowering move.
But come on. Yes, the black guy rolling up with a knife still scares the white kids from Jamaica, Queens to Williamsburg (and me), but white people invented the Bomb! We're the ultimate super-villain! Enslaved a huge chunk of Africa, check. Set up the empire upon which the sun never set, check (never mind the subsequent collapse, for a hundred years or so, the Brits had it wired, man). Destroyed or marginalized the entire indigenous population of North AND South America, check.
When ever I feel powerless after walking through my neighborhood, I just look at myself in the mirror, think about my glorious history of mass destruction, enslavement, and rapacious villainy and I think: "I'm a bad motherfucker!"
How about 'Simon (Wesley Snipes) Phoenix' in 'Demolition Man' (1993) and 'Frank (Denzel Washington) Lucas' in 'American Gangster' (2007)? Admittedly these two potential exceptions only serve to prove your rule.
Well nothing is so extreme in movies as the rule that all judges, Presidents, police captains, good students, computer prodigies etc. be black.
I just want bad ey-rab mooslims hopped up on Mohamid and his Arabian moon god sock puppet screaming aloha to the snackbar while they blow shit up.
who cares about blacks anymore! The real people whose ass we suck are the muslims! can't even de-humanize the enemy anymore...how do we expect to win wars? oh well, i guess all muslims are progressive, intellectual doctors like the lead char on Heroes
A little bit more than 20 yrs ago, but Sho'Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem, was a black villain. But then, he did have crackers in his entourage...shit! I thought I had somethin, b/c Bruce Leroy was so light-skinned he coulda almost passed as a white boy
chris and snoop from the wire were pretty scary. and Marlo too. does the wire count? it should - white liberals LOVE the wire.
and Scott: that shit had me rolling - you rule dude. hahahahaha
How about the various black villains on The Wire? Marlow and his henchmen are terrfiying.
bitch i just said that.
A/C trains east of Jay street already feel like prison. Plaster that shit with posters of Tom Lister Jr. lookalikes and I'm sucking dick to raise taxi money -nohomo.
As for your villain... dunno, it was all I could think of:
http://wcbstv.com/topstories/surveillance.video.centenarian.2.242813.html
Forest Whitaker as Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland, just 2 years ago. Menacing white folk, even! And doing it masterfully, I must say. Gotta *heart* the hell out of Forest Whitaker!
Not only was Marcellus Wallis not a real bad guy, he turned out to be a good guy. Let Butch off the hook in exchange for getting saved from....wait for it...getting ANALLY RAPED by the whitest, redneckest,security-guardest peckerwood you could ever create a characature of. And gave Butch that little "backwave" of thanks as he waited for his hard pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on the homeboy there with a pair of plyers and a blowtorch.
What about Stringer Bell and Omar from "THe Wire"....what about Adabisi from "Oz"....and of course "Nino Browne" New Jack city. Well really Wesley Snipes anything!! I kinda worship dem niggas..but they all kinda die in the end. So much for the lasting appeal but they raised a whole lotta hell when they were on the screen.
samuel jackson in jackie brown was bad as shit.
Michael Jai Wright played a bad guy in The Dark Knight. Does that count?
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