Holy fuckshot – I got this photo from a friend – it was taken in L.A. in August:
Pretty slick, huh?! She's ultra conscientious – It's so convenient to have a chick's race announced up-front like that. I'm pretty used to it because when I use the internet to select the whores I'm going to bang, they are required to declare their race so that I don't end up wasting my time with asians or pollacks.
One point is that my whores are also required to announce their cup-size, height, weight, any disfiguring attributes, whether they still have a penis, etc. It would have been nice if Sarah could have followed their lead all the way on this, but nevertheless she's obviously ahead of the curve.
So realistically, you'll call her a racist slit. Not me; I think she's trying to be a good businessman: she's using her whiteness as a sales tool, which is generally a damn good move.
Unfortunately for her, she's picked the one occupation where her whiteness is a negative.
You want a mexican lawyer helpin' ya out after that DUI arrest? Didn't think so - that's why you get those free from the State. Likewise, you don't want a white housecleaner, especially one that graduated from Columbia and is out in L.A. failing at having her boring short stories picked up by the New England Journal of Cunt.
a) She's gonna judge you
b) She's gonna photoblog your dirty apartment and the cleaning process
c) She's got all these morals and shit, and is going to turn you in if she finds anything illegal besides pot (the coke she'll just steal)
d) She's gonna write about you some day
e) It's probably all an art project anyway
f) She won't clean for niggers (may not apply to you)
Somewhat less than optimal.
Now, Astute Readers will see that I've somehow failed at deleting her phone number from the picture. Please don't call her unless you actually want her to clean your house or to see if she's open to adding a quick tugjob to the general sales package.
If you did call her, and perhaps conducted a humorous interview (in which you asked her to provide up-front proof of her whiteness) and recorded it, and put it on youtube, I would not be pleased. I would, however, have no choice but to link to it.
Happy labor day! Go Obama, huh? not bad huh? HUH? lookin kinda presidential, huh? HUH?
Happy labor day to whites and darks alike!
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haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! The best! you're the best ever.
For some reason, I've never wanted you to fuck me harder than I do right now.
Happy Labor day blognigger :) :) :)
That is hilarious!
Happy Labor Day!
In honor of Labor Day I must respond to BN's comment:
Seth -
I hear ya. The weird thing is that even in this busted economy, there still aren't enough software engineers to go around. Seriously - we've been trying to hire engineers for a year, and we just can't fill the positions with qualified chassids. I mean CANdidates, sorry. So it's ok, imo, to get foreign workers to fill some of those positions.
I have to admit to getting pretty pissed off tho, back in 2002, when there were no jobs and TONS of foreign software engineers flooding the market. Call me a klansman.
-snip-
Now I well understand the logic here. But aren't we taught that when there is a lack of something, its cost goes up?
More people want oil? The price goes up.
More people want food? The price goes up.
The government is always telling us to respect markets.
Well in the labor market there appear to be shortages too: lettuce pickers, chicken killers, software engineers.
Shouldn't the answer be to increase the wages offered to workers, rather than gaming the market by importing more labor to drive wages down?
All this H1B visa shit is a war on the existing population. And I ain't a Klansman: fucken Cesar Chavez himself fought against illegal workers as scabs and strikebreakers. His people tried to physically block the border to keep out replacement workers.
That's all those stinky currychompers are--replacement workers making it hard for faithful Americans like Blognigger to keep his Jew wife and mulatto spawn in yuppie heaven, dig?
What we need this Labor Day is Affirmative Action for Americans!
seth you offtopic egomaniacal kyke get a filter
OK I hear you...
I would sooner hire a cat as an overeducated white bitch to clean my house. Cunt playing a game for sure. Imagine if she's a Jewess, making all kinds of ironic comments, asking why the house is so stuffy, etc. "Don't you have a water filter?"
It's like those ads you see for "college educated movers." Who the fuck wants a mover who went to college and makes a big deal out of it. They start looking through your books, commenting on your art, taking breaks...gimme a couple of sweaty Albanians...the type who serve twenty years in jail for a crime committed by their cousin without batting an eye...or some hulk from DR who will march up and down stairs with 80-pound boxes for four hours.
Long Live the Blognigger Revolution!
Well that' what you get when your economy goes to hell
funny fuckin shit. great sendoff for the weekend. thanls.
ps, seth, that followup was your best comment ever
she's white, college-educated, a self-professed "clean freak", and she starts off at 50$ for a ONE-BEDROOM apartment...
read between the lines, darki(es): she will suck your dick no problem, at a much lower rate than the fuckin escort services charge
it is true though that she will use these experiences for a story, though :-/
I can't believe no one's called yet.
yo nicole
a) It's labor day
b) How do you know no one has called??
Funny, a New York-area cell phone is on the flier and the picture's got a lot of Los Angeles-like palm trees and traffic lights in back of it.
Fake!
anon 11:05, you're a moron. Cell phones have national plans now grampa - I moved to Austin TX from Brooklyn and never got rid of my 347 number.
jump into the future with both feet.
347 area code? So Guido. Especially in Austin, home to all sorts of oddballs. Especially in that marble dome up on a hill there.
917 or bust.
It seems to be catching...
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/lbs/819640807.html
come on, dollars to donuts says she's only half-vertising. she either does it nude, half-nude or something other entirely.
why else do you think she put in race???
maybe you have to be an attractive and marketable white woman or a middle aged white man to know that.
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