I hate the fucking Spanish. Lots of reasons:
A) I had a FUCKED up 9-11, which I will tell you the story of sometime but not yet. My wife and I were married shortly afterwards. She's an international-type chick, and has lots of friends from around the world – a bunch of 'em from Spain. When they came to our wedding (October 2001) With Tribeca still smelling like Auschwitz and smoke still coming up from ground zero, they brought their asses here and were already talkin shit about my peoples...
yesyesyes the attacks ees terrible but i think thees is a natural result of forcing the world to eat your shit for so many years.
That shit is like coming into a mother's house after her son gets shot up and being like "Yo bitch, yo dead-ass son still owe me two-fiddy;" No class.
That's another thing that sucks about George Bush and his retarded failed policies abroad – fuck squandering all the imaginary good will – he also caused all of us to forget that all these smug euro fucks hated us far before Iraq. At least the Intelligentsia in Europe did: they hated us far before they could condescendingly shake their heads in the Tea Lounge and talk about how the US was a dying Superpower while coming NY to buy apartments in the village and iphones for pennies on our weak-ass dollar.
B) Spain is the most xenophobic country in the world. They LOVE to talk shit about how accepting they are – but they're all WHITE! How they gonna talk shit and condescend to Americans while we're over there, but meanwhile, they've never had to actually LIVE with all different kinds of people the way we do! This shit isn't as easy as it looks, BITCHES.
C) Something that ignorant privateschool kids such as myself do not palpably realize until they go south of the border farther than Cancun or Tijuana: Ya know all those little darkies with sombreros down there? (You've seen em before in nyc too: they the niggas wearing Metallica shirts who work outside bodegas arranging flowers and shit)
Well NONE of those darkies spoke spanish back in the day: I know it's a trip because they remind you of slowpoke-rodriguez and that nigga have a spanish accent. It's tough to think of those muthafuckas as NOT speaking spanish – but I'm for real: Couple hundred years ago, all those bitches just spoke Aztec and shit: Native-type Mexican Indian shit.
Know why they all speak spanish today? Cause White Spanish muthafuckas went over there from Spain in boats and killed em all and raped the women and gave the kids small pox and said SPEAK SPANISH NIGGAS!!
I have no problem with such colonization, that's the way of the world, but today's Spanish people frontin like they Oprah while the US is the great Satan and shit??? Negra, por favor.
d) The Spanish are so racist they even piss ME off, and as yall muthafuckas know by now, that shit is a feats.
If you saw the famous Bryant Gumble piece on HBO Real Sports about racism in Spanish / European football, you know the deal. If you haven't seen it, that shit is a MUST - I don't think it's on youtube - hunt it down on ebay or hbo on demand or some shit, it RULES. You think Marge Schott was fucked up in the 80s? These Spanish fans bring bananas to games: no shit. Every time the black footballer gets the ball, the spanish fans do a monkey chant and throw bananas at them. Wish I was lying. That's why photos of the different spanish teams doing the slanty-eyed poses shouldn't surprise you one bit:
Thus, I generally feel that the Spanish can blow me.
Anyway, that's why even though you're not a sports fan, you should have enjoyed watching big black americans DESTROY the cutesie spanish whiteboys in China today. What's funny is that the Spanish team are the WORLD basketball champions... oh but wait - there's one country that didn't seem to be a part of that competition... the ONE WITH ALL THE GHETTO BLACKS. Gorgeous gorgeous sight for sore eyes: REALLY big FILTHY RICH black guys crashing into the terrified spanish google-users, dunking over their heads, staring them down, talkin shit, and hanging on the backboards like monkeys. Whaddya know; not a banana in sight.
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MOTHER FUCKING OLYMPIC COVERAGE. Hell fucking yes. Dear haters, eat some gold medal fucking DICK.
Of course it's a generalization, but I spent a year in Barcelona in 1994, and I did find that Spanish males were particularly xenophobic.
It goes without saying that these photos are revolting - thank god the olympics weren't in Senegal!
I find it so funny that people think I am conservative when I go on exactly this kind of rant. I can:t stand when eurotrash talks eurotrash about the Jesus freaks in Jesusland. First off, people that talk that way about white people to me are definitely talking that way about black people behind my back. Second, at least our religious nuts are confined to the marginal freaks not like fucking PhD and dad-owns-a-chip-chop Muslims like in Europe. Ok, sorry, this aint my blog...
...oh, I lied, rant back on. Why the Fuck is it the US: fault that Mexico is a fucking corrupt oligarchy with like five families owning the whole damn country. White liberals make it like its our fault that place sucks.
Thank you.
@anonymous 502
it IS your blog!!! Go off, my friend... good rant, in fact, we want more.
Dagoes (or Dagos if you prefer)
Yeah they think they're hot shit meanwhile their whole country was overrun by the dirty Muslims not so long ago. Laugh it up spics, and pray the Chinese don't decide to make you pay.
I like to go to Barcelona and pick off their women, the men are a bunch of Lacoste golf shirt wearing pink bitches. The women are fucking stunning.
Let's talk about the Guineas next BN, those guido fucks are the reason I can't live on your coast.
Yeah, Spain, tell me how that ass tastes.
Europe is an absolute cesspool, and Spain is totally bush league when it comes to throwing up the signs. Do a google image search for Paolo di Canio to get a taste of your average day at the stadium in Rome.
That said, Condeleeza might want to suck these nuts sometime soon, and figure out where her daughter--if she had one--is now.
Inch'allah,
Dirty Frank
Thanks for makin me spit my carmel machiato on the screen damn you nailed it again man. Right effin on!!!!
OK, but let me tell you what I am really excited about:
The 2010 World Cup in South Africa, murder/rape capital of the world.
When all the crazy racist Spanish/English/Dutch/Italian/German soccer nuts are running around fucken Durban with they faces painted, criminally drunk, I am praying for some amusing interactions with the locals.
What you think? Should be like Howard Beach, etc. but on a global scale.
fucken good call Seth
Same thing with The Netherlands and other Super White countries; even those who deny their slave heritage. They all talk about how liberal they are, but they're not going to be the minority by 2049.
Have your fun playin the fiddle and insulting the dumb ole u.s., but when your immigrant ghettos start fighting back, I doubt you'll be hating on us quite so vehemently. Racist hypocritical fucks.
great post.
This reminds me of something that I saw in a History of New York City Politics and Culture class at NYU, with Mitchell Moss. Mitchell Moss is somewhat of a local celebrity since he knows a great deal about NYC history and politics. He can go on and on about NYC and one can tell that he really loves this city, even when he is criticizing it.
So I was in this class and it was the first day, and each of the students introduced themselves, and why we were in the class. There was this group of three French students, who seemed nice but didn't speak English very well.
So the class gets started and somehow the topic gets around to racism. (this was in 1999 when we were temporally closer to Crown Heights etc.)
And Mitchell Moss says "People think New Yorkers are racist. New Yorkers aren't racist. Very few New Yorkers are racist. You can't be racist and live here, this is the most diverse place on the planet."
and then he paused, and then he said, "You know who is really racist? The French. The French are really racist."
So the French students, alarmed, talk amongst themselves to be sure that what they heard was what they heard. Finally, one spoke up, and said something like, "not **all** french are racist!"
and so Moss recanted a bit.
(did he know consciously that he was insulting someone in the room? I doubt it. Moss tends towards bloviation.)
anyway I laughed over that for a week.
You're disgusting - just as racist as the people you accuse -
and those photos are out of context and you know it.
no one is more racist than america
She can be a big bitch-whore pain in the ass sometimes, but I love America
No one is more racist than America?
EVERYONE is more racist than America. Find me ONE fucking country that is this diverse.
Find me one that will turn their head while you smuggle your family in. You fucking Euros who talk shit need to go the fuck home, I'm sick of smelling dirty assholes all over Williamsburg while you sit around pontificating about why we suck, then cry when you rent out the illegal loft and get kicked out. Holiday is fucking over, bitches.
You generalize us to be all like those in the Bible belt, but you've never been to the Bible belt, and most of us hate those people. Meanwhile, let's talk about the fucking Spanish Inquisition and the running of slave trade through the Caribbean, completely demolishing aboriginal races in PR and DR, only to transform them into Spanish speaking niggers you look down on! Fuck you and your faggoty lispy esses, with that God damn Cathtillian bullshit.
Oh yeah, keep explaining to me the art of brutalizing bulls with their nuts tied for your amusement. Keep it classy, Spain!
Sorry for the rant, BN, you fucking KILLED this one!
It makes me want to go over to Europe and get all 'Fuck yo couch, nigga! FUCK YO COUCH!'
America is rock solid the least racist place on Earth. Europe is still busy hating different kinds of white people-- anyone from any other kind of background is immediately FUCKED.
Throwing bananas to black soccer players is not limited to Spain. It is a problem in Italy, too. Check out Tim Parks' "A Season in Verona." The insults that come out from the Curva Nord (where the ultra fans for the soccer club, Hellas Verona, sit during a match)are hilarious, if not totally disturbing.
Oh, I am not defending the Spanish by writing this. They can suck my fat German cock for beating Germany in Euro 2008. Fuck them fifty times over.
TRUTH.
Preach on.
The slant-eyes photo? I couldn't believe people were surprised! Of course those people are racist! I mean, fucking come on! You don't do South America and Mexico and come away a better person. Okay, the human race under every flag have some serious skeletons in their closet, but the Spanish? Come on. They did that shit up.
I didn't know that about the bananas, though.
1588, bitches. 1588.
MMkay, long-time lurker, first-time poster. But I'm somewhat qualified to post on this subject. As my handle says, I'm Puerto Rock (and Dominican). When you look up Taino in the dictionary, it says an extinct tribe of Indians in the Caribbean. Gracias, Espana! Also, I lived in Madrid for summer, and the dude I was DATING said the most racist shit I'd ever heard: He was a swimmer and had just come back from the pool, and when I asked him why he didn't invite me, he retorted, "Well, I figured you were dark enough already." Me =*stunned silence*
Also, another interesting side note: I also lived in Italy, and basically, everything south of Rome is considered Africa. In fact, the nickname for Southerners is Terroni, which translates to "of the earth." Which is essentially, yup, you guessed it: Nigger. And southerners called Northeners Polentoni, after the cornmeal dish, cuz they gots NO FLAVA!
OH dear, The Chinaman poster had its consequences:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7572717.stm
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