Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Ask Blognigger:
Do Black Guys Really Have Big Dicks?
Astute reader Stephanie H writes:
Date: Thu, Jul 31, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Subject: Candid Question
To: Blognigger
Dear BN,
Long time reader, first time writer..........
My name is Stephanie, and I'm ashamed to be your typical Park Slope Jewish gentrify-er.
I'm writing you because I've decided you're the only person I can ask a certain question to. Honestly, it's a question I've been sitting on for at least the last 20 years. You are the perfecet guy to ask.
Sorry to be crass, (I'm sure you can already guess what my question is) but here goes:
Is it really true that black guys have large penises?
Thanks in advance for your candor-
Please keep up the amazing work!!
In true appreciation,
Steph xx
Dear Stephanie,
Yes.
Warm regards,
Blognigger.
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I always thought I was a little bit black...
Since spics are just niggers that can swim; do we fall under the same big dick category?
Dear Stephanie,
My sample size of past encounters is not truly statistically significant, but I will say that every black male I have enjoyed relations with has had a larger penis than every white male I have bedded.
That said, the very best orgasms I ever had, amazing, long 4 minute orgasms, were with a woman. She was white. And a nerd.
I hope this is helpful to you.
Sincerely,
MAWL
Don't you lazy fuckers read Dan Savage or have sex ed classes? Are you really that fucking retarded? I mean, I don't know from yeshivas & Catholic school & Amish not-school or whatever, but here is some more evidence that the world is full of a bunch of fucked up ignorant jerkwads. Try Google or something Stephanie!
"Astute reader Mordicai writes:
Dear BN,
Why is the sky blue? Can god make a rock so big that he can't lift it? What are the pros & cons to footbinding? Is it okay to drink antifreeze?"
You fucking bunch of fuckers.
Ok, background: half-black living in Japan; yes that would be the bottom half.
Yes, Japanese men have smaller penises and yes black men have larger penises than white men.
Its true according to every lady I have ever been with or talked to here.
Also, black people smell different. This is something you are not supposed to admit, just like Indian motherfuckers stink and no it is not just the motherfucking curry.
Look, black, brown and especially blurple people come from places where you can die from the motherfucking heat. You gotta know when you are sweating.
I can always tell if a new lady has had a black boyfriend before. If she says, 'ooh I love that smell, than I know she has.' If she says, 'what the fuck is that smell,' I know she hasn't.
Those are facts. But I don't know if Asian ladies than others are different cause I do not shovel snow or coal.
Holy shit MAWL - you're on FIRE...
your last 2 comments have been sublimed.
Curious about 4-min girl orgasm - was it from oral or strap-on?
i gotta admit- MAWL on the rebound! indeed two kick ass comments. shit, maybe I can't read!
in my lifelong sample, yes, the 'ggas have been about 1/4 to 1/3 bigger than the average/decent sized white dudes. have to admit, h/e, that the two monsters i have had to wrestle down (on separate occasions) were both attached to white dudes. i'm talking as big as my forearm from elbow to wrist. and one guy was longer. THAT big, ladies, is too big.
Dear Blognigger--
Gosh, I have a question that I have been wondering about for so long, and as a strung-out Jewish yuppie I can't think of a soul to ask, and Richard Hernnstein is dead, so here goes nothing...
Do black people really have lower IQ's than white people?
Stephanie--Blognigger possesses exactly one (black) penis. How the fuck would he know whether blacks have bigger penises or not, based on that limited sample? What kind of fucked-up question is that?
I doubt your soi disant Jewishness based on the idiocy of your query-you are supposed to be one or two standard deviations above the mean, not below it.
If you really want to know the answer, why not fuck 100 guys, half black and half white? Then you would know for sure.
Fucken dipshit.
I'm a black guy with a small penis - 4" erect.
don't rub it in, i suck at basketball too but i love kfc.
anyway for statistical purposes only, i thought i'd comment.../ not all of us are big
i dunno... between yesterday's post and today's - maybe Blognigger has seen a lot of dicks.
@foreskin in a box
you're obviously gay, and afraid of being outed as gay, thus your homophobia. Right Paul?
Now Steph should know like MAWL seems to, it's the talent of the carpenter, not the size of the hammer. But, BN, I admire a man who can give a short answer.
@rusty
spoken like a man with a tiny pecker. right Hornery? Brost?
don't worry, btw, i'm small too. small white and wrinkled. what's for lunch?
ask this dude the same question. mine as well get a statistically valid sample.
http://nonthreateningblackmale.blogspot.com/
@foreskin
got your comment - can you please rephrase - i'm trying not to publish personal threats, especially ones involving blood.
cheers
@ironocock I think you're confusing me with Judith Butler.
@paul
And you're confusing ME with Judith Niggler!!
Dr. Hibbard: You're wasting thousands of dollars worth of Interferon!
Homer: And you're Interferon with our good time!
Sorry, Bloggnigger.
Ironocock -
I think I love you.
ooh ooh - lemme guess -
did foreskin say he was gonna fuck ironocock in the ass until he bled??
man, straight guys always get all homo when they angry.........
Um, Seth. Yes, black people do have lower IQ's than white people. That is a fact, not a theory.
The question is why and what bias is in the testing.
So, quit being so f'n self righteous though I know it is in the, forgive me, genes, as as Jewish liberal.
I don't know how often I have to tell random people I meet on the internetz this: it's not the size OR the skill, so much as the shape. Stuff a banana down the front of your BVD's so that one end is poking you in the belly button. That's kinda the profile that a hopelessly hetero gal should be on the lookout for. JMO. And I really don't think I should have to add -- nohomo.
i bet a couple of us are about to get thrown out of a supermarket
As tittilating as these anecdotal stories are, they do not substitute for the years of HARD statistacal evidence.
THE FACTS:
Black men don't "grow" as much in size from flaccid to erect as white men; hence the locker room myths.
The variance of sizes diminishes greatly when men are not "self measuring"
77% of women need clitoral stimulation for orgasm.(I assume the other 23% have been brainwashed into accepting the phucking phallacy)
RESPECT THE CLITORIS
What a man feels during intercourse is completely different from a woman. The inner walls of her vagina are not nearly as sensitive as the rest; so as men are thrusting; what feels great for them is not (always) as great for the woman.
MY FACTS:
I am still a size queen, and cannot even bear to look at a small one. However, I only orgasm with clitoral stimulation. No homo!
I have only encountered the abnormally monstrous on white guys.
I think the OP should go out and do her own research. Twenty fuckin years?!@
Yeah, black men are packin.
Anon. 5:00:
"Blacks score worse, so we need to figure out the bias, blah blah blah."
Fuck that. Why are you assuming there is a bias? IQ tests designed by black African scientists manifest the same results as the "racist" ones here.
Why is it that liberals will do anything in order to deny that race itself may be the factor? Oh no there must be some historical factor...
Not that IQ tests necessarily measure anything but IQ testing. Although every army in the world uses some version of it.
Anyway don't project your boring liberal reflexes onto me--you must be one of the 40% of whites who are dumber than the average black.
Hornery:
Q. What is the name of the fat part that surrounds the vagina?
A. The woman.
http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=3631855
seth I told you I am 1/2 black so you can suck my abnormally large penis and then use you superior brain to tell me about th eexperience in language I probably won't understand like Yiddish or educated English.
Nohomo right up your tuchas.
You know what would be ironic? A yamulke made entirely out of foreskins. That would be ironic.
Yes, black men definitely have bigger penises. I am from Pakistan and have bedded 3 guys -- one from Pakistan, and two from the US. One was balck and his monstrous dick was soooo fuckin' big -- i was aching for days!
This is why watching black dudes in porn make me feel real bad about myself.
This is the most racially inflamed blog that I have ever read. Now, that I've said that...
I've grown up amidst a multitude of races and the arabs, asians, indians, europeans, and african americans always had higher IQ's than the white american kids when tested. However, I went to a school that was and for "gifted" children. I will say that the white american children have grown up and fared better when it came to getting the career they aimed for. Oh well, such is life...
~Mixed Lady
yes we are WAYYYYYYY bigger than u small dick crackers :)
blacks are bigger than u honkies XD
Not according to this, never seen any black men that size, not even in porn.
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/nce-cocks-at-work-135114.html
I'm an octoroon with a high IQ and a big dick. Yeah I'm that awesome, you can take me home to your parents, and I can give you a great night of your lives. In all seriousness, I do wonder if me prodigious penis, does come from the black part of my heritage.
Okay - Look here people... this is the REAL THING - the african penis only SEEMS larger because its always the same size, unlike the white penis because it grows and shrinks and grows and shrinks. Its all an optical illusion.
Well, maybe not optical.
As I was explainin' the dark penis is the same size soft and hard. Therefore when the gullible observer observes, they assume the penis will grow once it is made to be erect.
(To assume such a thing would make an ass out of you and me). So you see, they think WOW ITS HUGE! When really, its the same as it will ever be.
As for spics - my experience of long time back was that they f*ck more rapidly - like quick in motion, not gettin' done quick-like - i don't recall anything about size
and chinks - I don't know - the one I was with turned gay (guess its convenient for ass-sex bein' smaller). I've never been with anyone who had a "you're so ugly" dot or towel on their head so can't say there...
and besides, penises are overrated anyway.
All the science indicates that penis size is pretty much the same worldwide ( maybe an inch or so give or take).However, Black men and women have much smaller brains and have significantly lower IQ. And it is Hereditary and permanent.
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