Thursday, July 24, 2008

No Homo

Alright, I definitely missed ALL of this shit. I'm positive that we didn't used to call No Homo growing up... Did we? No; it's new, right? Thanks to astute reader Casey for introducing me to the concept via this video:



And what's with "Pause?" Check out this reporter doing it to Spike Lee at 22 seconds in. And Spike is like me - he don't even know from this shit and it just goes right over his head.

Was this shit invented by Generation-Y? If so, this and Facebook are yalls 2 contributions to society. Congratulations on your arrival as a productive Generation; I find it fucking fabulous, nohomo.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

It might be a Gen Y creation. It's been around for at least 10 years, although I always thought it was around way before that.

No Homo the NFL Joke of Choice

Horse said...

Do I have to say "No homo" after complimenting Colin Powell's diction?

Anonymous said...

You've pointed out the bigger issue, that is the Gen Y issue. They have contributed nothing but dumbing down the universe as well as the dawn of the apocalypse, and I'd like to fuck them all in the ass, make them humble. I get hard ons for justice, who cares if anyone thinks I'm a homo.

Slatan said...

I swear, this is the funniest fuckin site on the planet. Blognigga, where you at - I'll suck ya dick clean, nohomo

Anonymous said...

@horse yes cause he's black

Artie's Liver said...

anonymous 9:01 !!

Holy shit! More Stern refs!

I love BN.com more every day. Just how many goddamn h100/h101 fans are there on this thing??

Seth said...

Blognigger, I know it must be hard - *Pause* - to keep up - *Pause* - the good work, but you are doing a fabulous job, nohomo.

You old fucks said...

Yo fuck that, I'm gen Y. all yall can suck my DICK (no homo)

Sorry we didn't invent nirvana and pearl jam like you losers

Dave said...

Dont know 9:05 but an O-Qua Tangin Wann to y'all

Anonymous said...

Jay-Z popularized "Pause" in 1996 and Dipset's "no-homo" hit our ears about a year or 2 ago. That's not to say that they are the originators or anything but it usually takes a little mainstreaming to reach the Square Population's ears.

mordicai said...

It came on my radar a couple of years ago, as two of my (negro) co-workers were wondering if each other had heard the term before. Really guys, "no homo?" Classy. At last a phrase made for the movie 300.

Haffin' said...

I propose that if BlogNigger ever seeps any of his deep rooted ethnicity out, or gets caught checking out a Sista, he be subject to the "No-Nigga" rule just the same.

Blognigger said...

Holy shit Hafflin' - you're a fucking genius.

This might require a whole post but as a prototype I submit the following:

Excuse me, I'm not super fond of cantelope- have you got Watermelon, no-nigger?

Jesus, I'm exhausted. Any chance you wanna skip work today no-nigger?

DAMN look at the sizea that bitch's ass - shit looks like a dinosaur muffin. I would throw a hurtin on that shit Like Mike Tyson '86 no-nigger

Richard said...

Hey, I'm old (57) but I've heard this for years and it's in my 2004 story "Victory Boulevard" which was in my 2006 book And to Think He Kissed Him on Lorimer Street, no homo.

This was very funny. Thanks.

Bob Costas said...

Ah yeah.

Those cum-knuckles should no-nigger after every word if we're putting that into effect.

Yo son, I'm a guinea from Long Island, check out mommie's leather couch and granite countertops, but i keep it real with my G-Unit shirt, no-nigger.

Poor kids today, you've got to talk like mushmouth to get laid, at least my generation had the sense to call 'em wiggers. You won blacks! You've turned several generations of promising teens into fucking retards. Hey guido, have fun getting a job with that "Yo son" shit (Actually he'll probably be a billionaire fake jewelry designer - i hate America).

Fucking fag generation today, go update you Facebook and Twitter my asshole, you pussies.

Hornery said...

ewww. i feel dirty after watching that. "No Content" sums up this youtube generation.

Songoman said...

"Hey, Joey, your cum tastes like Hollandaise sauce. No homo"

Seth said...

Bob Costas:

"The blacks won!" No Shit dummy!

As Blognigger pointed out, any middle-class black who isn't riding easy on his race is a dolt.

Blognigger himself has scored white pussy Emmett Till style, but so far nobody has dumped his ass in the Gowanus Canal.

Only one American has a Day named after him--MLK himself, son.

Ghetto style from the Bronx circa 1975 is now the dominant global culture.

Now we are preparing ourselves to elect a true HNIC--in charge of the biggest fucken army on Earth.

That is why we whites need to read Blognigger every day. He clearly sympathizes with our ridiculous situation. Blognigger is willing to extend a hand down to his white brethren, explain what's going on, and give us a hand up.

Thanks Blognigger! Any time you need some of the new niggers of America to do a buckdance or whatever, just holla!

Luis said...

Yeah, I'm 21 and no homo has been around since at least 2000. I remember having to say it after almost every sentence throughout high school.

Nicole said...

This post has illustrated to me yet another level of the brilliance of BN, which I suppose I already knew but damn did this post bring it out: BN commenters RULE.

I see in my future, Blognigger the Musical.

Anonymous said...

apparently "that's what she said" is back in style too thanks to The Office.

amelia_bedilia said...

@richard

Actually Richard, you are a homo for coming on here to contribute nothing besides the promotion of your book.

Richard said...

@Amelia

No, I was a homo before that.

Richard said...

@Amelia,

You can read my new book, Summer in Brooklyn: 1969-1975, and it will confirm that I am a homo going back four decades.

EricF said...

ah richard, if you were on here long enough you'd know Amelia's a Dyke too. Ya can't scare her. shove ALL your books up your ass.

El Unico said...

Hey folks

I'm late on this topic (just got hip to BN, late pass copped) but on the subject of "Pause" --
I first heard it used in the early '90s on the Stretch Armstrong & Bobbito radio show on WKCR. With its current ubiquity, I always wondered if that was actually where it originated.

Anonymous is correct about Jay-Z popularizing it in 1996, but I gotta hunch he picked it up from Stretch and Bob.

Any Boogie & the Barber heads out there wanna back me up here?