lol! She just bolts under that fuckin desk midsentence son! Like some Al Cowlings shit!
Well, the defendant was somehow able to obtain your pin number and subsequently PEACE NIGGAS i'm out!
And she jumps into her little escape pod and is just FUCK yall niggas I gots mine!
I like to envision what would happen if one of the commoners tried to sneak down into that escape pod with her - she's all bitin their arms and shit - MINE nigga MINE getcha own shelta nigga this MINE!
At first I was only wishing that we were able to see Newsman react to such a scenario - just because everything is so much funnier with black people; but I've come to the realization that the video as it stands is just a perfect work of art – in fact, I think it's the single most important video for us to view and keep in the back of our minds at every waking moment. They should show this shit in churches:
When the LAWD gonna come for ya, ALL that shit go out the WINDA children. Ya bullshit robes and shit, ya objections, ya gavel, ya big ass fancy speech and all ya power - GONE! Under the desk hidin like the naked little Eve in the garden just runnin from my JEEEESUUU
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She was just doing what they tell you in school you're supposed to do when there's an earthquake.
By contrast, a black person's natural response to any unusual occurrence is to ambulate rapidly; this according to the renowned negro sociologist Dr. Cedric Antonio Kyles, PhD.
So your scenario of black people under desks is rather far-fetched.
I love that two seconds or so where the earthquake makes Judge Judy appear to be trembling in TERROR under the desk.
Disaster footage is always clutch.
I wish there were a recording of my high school principal sending us home in 1979 near Three Mile Island. "Play inside, and keep the windows closed."
Goddamnit Horse - don't let me down - I can't understand a word you're saying in this comment.
And what gives - i asked you 5 times to comment on the winehouse post
Dear Mr. Anonymous 9:50,
I live closer to New England than olde England.
As for the BNN post on the Golden Girls not attending Any Winehouse's funeral, the premise went right over my head.
The accent that our landlord, Mr. Nigger, was speaking at the the end, I believe came from Ali G, which is a a caricature of chav speak, which as far as I know evolved from estuary english.
If you have any more questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Sincerely,
Equus Caballus.
PS if you have some titties, kindly show me them titties
Nigga please
Like nobody Judge Judy get and escape pod. If she did the shit would dump her ass on the side of the 405 around Turlock.
I gets a an escape pod bitches, it's called a CLOUD CAR! I ain't afraid of no quakes! Fuck that shit, I got a spice mining concern up and runnin', oh what's that Judge Jewey, you wants to get in the TWIN POD CLOUD CAR? I hope your family gots a spice mine or at least a rebel pilot training facility.
works every time!
i dig this blog.
damn, we humans are such bullshitter's, ain't we?
@horse: that's because black people are natural born skeptics. The vast majority of black people (including all those black people in Africa living under thieving oppressive regimes) have a healthy oft justified fear of THE System and systems.
That there desk may well have been designed with the size of average white people in mind. The 2 minutes spent by the average black negress trying to shoehorn her fat ass under that desk is 2 minutes of fleet footedness wasted.
You niggas are dumb as hell, she isn't under the desk, she ran to her chambers. The bottom line of the video is blurred and what looks like is her head is actually her CHAIR. Fuck....
Thats not even the best part.
1) Confused rednecks stand in horror not knowing what the fuck while the local audience instinctively books for the doorway.
2) Female producer questioningly yelling "Stop?! STOP?!?!" then "Slowly... Slowly..." which I am not sure is aimed at the studio audience or the earthquake itself, because if its the latter thats one hell of a superpower to get.
3) Other dumb bitch calmly stating "Take a seat.... Take a seat...." while the cameraman lazily pans over 5 tons of burning hot lighting equipment still vacariously swinging from the ceiling
I take it back you can clearly see her stand up at :27. I'm taking my pants down and bending over, please be gentle.
@anonymous 4:06: she doesn't have chambers you a--hole. it's a set. additionally, there is no easter bunny and no santa claus.
If it weren't for this blog I would have NEVER noticed that she was hiding under the desk. Never. And I've seen this video before. I just figured she bolted out the back door. Daaaaamn. I'm guessing she won't be quite so smug and arrogant the next time some baby's mama drags her deadbeat, crack addled ex into court to collect her half of the '72 Reliant K-car they sold.
I think the next time someone's getting a tongue-lashing from JJ, they should shoot back something like, "Yeah, Judy, you some TOUGH shit. You talk a LOT of smack between earthquakes, doncha, ya fuckin' under the desk CUNT".
Or something like that.
"I'm the Boss, Applesauce - OHMYGAWDTHEWORLDISENDING!!!!!"
Did anyone else here the clinking sound of her bottle of White Zin hitting the deck when she scooted under that desk?
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