Hi, I'm Robert Dobbs Jr, a.k.a Blognigger. If you're visiting this site for the first time – TOO FUCKING LATE! This site has now been GENTRIFIED. Happened over the weekend; the brokers moved in, and now it's a site for FAGS, like fucking Brownstoner.com: All the posts will be shit about who has the biggest house, which houses are selling for what prices, minor quibbles about the temperature of gazpacho at expensive restaurants, exposés on retarded dykes who make their own shitty clothes and dreamcatchers and shit, and lists of flea markets and stoop sales.
All the niggers are being pushed out as we speak - starting with that little aunt jemima blackface on the right-nav: GONE.
Spics are next, then lesbians, but the kykes can stay for now as long as they don't mention handjobs again.
The good news is that if you've been a part of Blognigger for the last 3 months, you can now start bitching about how great it used to be (although many of you complained incessantly through its golden era as well don't forget - and if you thought it was shitty then, just WAIT till you get a load of this shit now that it's jumped the pink-dicked shark.)
See, now I have a name, (BLOGNIGGER == ROBERT DOBBS JR) the blackface pic is gone, and I've got a professionally designed image which utilizes font technology: it's just like I've been purchased by a fucking corporation. The site is no longer raw, edgy, or underground: It's gonna fuckin SUCK.
For today's entertainment, I'm honored to have been asked to do a guest post at post at Dear Famous Asshole. Check out my tone on this piece - I'm a method actor, so I shoved a veiny buttplug up my ass while typing it. I said I'm a CHAMELEON son - you saw datshit?
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14 comments:
That bitch's face is classic
Elizabeth Hasselbeck isn't really that smart. Not nearly smart enough to go toe-to-toe with Whoopie Goldberg.
How about she say something like "I'll stop calling you nigger when you stop calling you nigger. I got just as much right to acting like an ignorant cunt as you do, heiffer.
Matter of fact, you assassinated. I'm fixing to send him to come do it. Anyone want to see Hasselbeck kill Celie Harris, Shawty?
YOUUUU CRANK DAT SOULJA GIRL [etc.]"
I'd watch The View
@horse
Holy shit dude, that was win. Killer fuckin Soldja Grrl reference - I lolled.
Where're the fucking T'Shirts and Coffee Mugs?
Start pushing the 'dise already.
You can get a table at the Flea.
Damn, are those the whitest people you could find? I am WAY whiter than that! Have a look at this pic from the hell hole I used to live in:
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/bplive/2008/snapshots/PL2751730.html
Now THOSE are gentrified white fucking people! Also note: anywhere I live gets absolutely ruined, apparently. Where should I move next?
Dear Robert,
Welcome home, son. Remember, we've got the Rotary meeting at 7 and then we have to get to the John McCain rally right afterwards.
Don't forget to have the little woman bring some of that nice ice cream back from Baskin-Robbins.
Yours,
Jefferson Davis
Richmond, Virgina
Deo Vindici
Meh. There are worst things than gentrification; there are those who feel it a blessing; when/if what was there was niggerish anyway, right?
I mean, this blog is really about someone who was priced out of the housing market feeling black enough to use the word nigger.
So keep ya head up. If this place becomes an imperfect vessel to dispense your Advice on Blackness, fear not. Since, as you know, every Black person is already a Certified, Qualified Expert on Race -- really, you just have to wait 'til a new epithet comes in vogue...some thing that rolls off the tongue, while making whitey cringe.
For instance, TheTokenBlackBlogger.blogspot will make for a swell new home...
And hey like I said. When things are really pedestrian, gentrification is an upgrade.
Holy shit, Problem With Caring -
You sound like a nice enough dude (I think) - but as a public service, I should tell you that you're incomprehensible!
I can't understand what you're talking about. It's easy to tell that you think your comment is funny and clever, but I have to tell you - no one can understand what the fuck you're talking about!
Don't try to be so smart! Just say what you mean!
Listen Dobbs, I'll worship you when you make with the pipe.
Hey thanks, I've now watched more of "The View" than any man with nuts ever should. Why is that show not called "Blacks, Jews and a Pollock"? Or perhaps "Cackling Hoes" would be better. Hey Whoopie, (nice Malcolm X shirt btw, did they inform you in advance the topic of the day would be niggers?) thanks for your advancements in black culture. Your role as a crazy homeless darkie in, well, every role you've ever played really advanced my understanding and sympathy for the plight of the blizzzz. BTW, your buddy Robin has for the last ten years at least done one of the most racist "black" impressions I've ever heard, really, Amos and Andy would blush (was that too many commas in one sentence, fuck, bring me my Warriner's grammar!) Lastly, could you try a little with the look, I want to sell you to a Japanese bobblehead shop (or line you up outside 21, if you've not been to Japan).
As to the Pollock, bitch you better stay on that show, your husband makes league minimum!
i would twist out liz hasselbeck in a second - yum!
Elizabeth: This is very simple:
You can use any word you want to. That right is guaranteed you by the Constitution of the United States of America.
The ramifications of your use of that word are not predictable.
Want to assert your white right to use the N word? Get out there and let 'em know how you feel. I suggest around 125th and 5th ave. Let me know how that works out for you.
Songo
Yessss.. Now all the posts I've left are worth TWICE what they were before - - mama didn't raise no fool!
Damn.
You're turning into this:
http://onlytheblogknowsbrooklyn.typepad.com/
Only the Lord can save you now, pal.
@ cable guy:
Nobody or just not yo dumb ass?
Blognigger got me - it was intended for him.
(Speaking of which, thanks for the comment, BN).
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