Woman chops tits off, gets pregnant, shaves

Alright, check this shit out.  

This whole shit is just a textbook lesson in Media Manipulation.™

I'm sure that anyone who has heard of this story has had a similar experience:

1. Someone says to you, "Damn nigga you heard about the pregnant man?" (That's how your colleagues generally address you, right?)
2. You say "Oh word? Man, git the fuck outta here."
3. Your colleague replies "Naw b I'm serious! Go google that shit."
4. You say "Send me a link, bitch - I don't give a fuck either way son." (Interesting what a hassle / investment its become just to go google something!)
5. Not that you really give a fuck, but you're marginally intrigued but pretty damn sure that unless the world is coming to an end and everything you know about the universe is a lie, that there's obviously a retarded catch and why is that fool wasting your time.
6. Colleague sends you a link, or maybe he doesn't, but at some point you find out that this is just a woman with her tits chopped off who got pregnant.
7. You experience a slight feeling of wisdom, validated that your cynicism is an evolutionary trait, increasing little by little the efficiency of your survival in contemporary human society.

So since everyone who hears about this story has some variant of this experience, you might think that its primary characteristic, deception, is not something that organizations would like to have associated with their brand.

Not the media; they couldn't give a FUCK!

It's not just the weekly world news, or whatever that london rag i just sent you to, it's the playas! abcnews, msnbc, cnn, the muthafuckin Guardain!??!?!

Git the fuck out here with that shit. They don't give a fuck - they want the clicks at all costs - hey, the bitch says she's a man, she wants the publicity, she ain't gonna sue us, put the muthafuckin link up there.  Cause if it's one thing about the term "Pregnant man" : Niggas click.

Two other quick points and Imma letcha go have a happy Sunday:

• A more accurate, newsworthy headline might read "Asian grows facial hair."  
• The girl was dope beforehand. Check her out son:

You know you'd hit that. But oh snap, maybe she does already look like a man a little. I think I'm gay for her.

Finally, can an astute reader please let me know if Hawaiians are Asian? I'm too lazy to google.