right-click >> actions >> report negroes

I need to get my tits on some medication to prevent me from becoming obsessed with threads like this.

I realize I'm like one of these idiot savants from an Oliver Sacks case-file; I'm thinking specifically of the Prime Number Twins, who are brought to focussed euphoria from the mention of LARGE prime numbers - the higher and more complex the better. Likewise, when I see a thread that is densely plagued by idiocy, especially when multiple layers of stupidity intersect and form a Cartesian product of retardation, I just can't look away or stop Reloading.

Synopsis:

1. Heather is a popular blogger whose stated purpose is to take pictures of Dogshit.
2. She takes a typically wacky-ass photo of some random Brooklyn arT K!dz involved in some "weird" form of pretentious junkyard shenanigans.
   
3. Gothamist picks up the post as a breaking news story, files it under news, and prints language so baseless and incendiary that it makes The O’Reilly Factor sound like All Things Considered.
4. Several armchair-vigilantes reading Gothamist become alarmed, and decide that this is their big chance to make the headlines of Gothamist by busting up a crime scene using only their mouse and the internets.
   
5. Batman puns are subsequently not tolerated.
   

Here's the part I'm most obsessed with - look at the photo closely, and try to picture it with and without the large black gentleman in the foreground. Without the black gentleman, it clearly looks like a shitty school play from Wesleyan. With the black gentleman, it starts to look a little bit more like a fucked-up Wendy's robbery.

Yes, either way, you have to be on acid (or perhaps from Connecticut) to think that this scene is "real" and that danger exists, especially when you consider the fact that a tiny female blogger took a well-composed photo of the scene and wasn't raped and killed. However, it is completely obvious that the presence of a big fucking NEGRO in the foreground makes it seem more like a crime-scene. I mean, what the hell is a black guy dressed like that even doing with those white people? Shit wait, looking at it again now I'm starting to think it's a crime-scene.

Here's the funny part: You know me by now- I would never blame anyone for being scared of the blacks. It's a natural product of the constant social reinforcement of the blahblahblah-dezenuts. That's obviously not the remarkable part! The part that I've been laughing about is the anticipation of how the armchair-vigilantes would react with denial and defensiveness when I pointed out the usage of their DetectBlacks plugins.

So-called blognigger, that is FUCKT UP. It has nothing to do with him being black. When I see an image of someone tied up and looking SCARED, I react. With or without a giant black negro.

Yeah, then how come no one reacted to this image, linked from the same exact post, which is 50 times scarier and looks like it's from a russian snuff film.

It was time-sensitive you giant black menace! We had to right-click >> actions >> report negroes NOW or someone could be hurt.

Well, that's what the PC movement has done in this country. These vigilantes still have their animal fight-or-flight instinct tuned to detect and fear the Giant Negro, but the poor bastards are also beaten down by the dykes and latina homos of the PC police, and therefore they have to vociferously deny to the death that they are enemies of McCarthy and are members of the communist party.

Well fuckit, I do love Gothamist, and was authentically surprised at how retarded their post was. While I lost some respect for them today, I have to say I gained a LOT of respect for most Gothamist readers, who reacted incredulously to the utter fucking absurdity of this post. Faith in humanity++. oooh, strange feeling!

shit- brb, negroes