Jesus christ, today has been hell on my rage valve; just look at this shit.
Anyway, I absolutely can't believe that they're going to put these United Colors of Benetton kids into a high-rise in the middle of downtown brooklyn. Talk about some post-apocalyptic shit. I grew up BLACK in New York, and even I didn't set foot in Downtown Brooklyn until I was 30. Now they got some camera-ready glossy-ass Real Dolls™ living in a rotating health club above where the old Church's fried chicken used to be. When does that godamn mayan calendar end??
Of course I immediately thought of Dave Chappelle's Mad Real World, and it's times like this I wish I was a real black guy, a thick darkskinned brotha from east flatbush with a big-ass 'fro pick, instead of my little software engineering over-educated ass, so that I could summon a crew of like-minded ignorant black gentlemen with nothing to live for such that we could go and beat the FUCK out of these little survivor wanabees and take a dump in their hottub. (and ok, maybe bed ONE (or two) of their white women)
The question is, are they legitimately going to let these kids walk around Downtown Brooklyn and get their asses handed to them and the fucking camera equipment stolen? Because that would be a good muthafuckin show that I would watch. Anything less than that and the name "Real World" is a fucking abortion of justice.
Watch what happens when 4 post-racial kids and 4 whites descend on the streets of downtown Brooklyn, with only 50 dollars and an off-camera police escort armed to the teeth with tazers and a canister of negro-mace.... This is: The Real World.
Gotta hand it to those Gawker queers - they sure know how to juxtapose them some video - this goddamn thing looks like a german propaganda film. I don't know who we're supposed to hate more coming out of that - the jews or the jews. And that yenta and her mexican slave describing the Bamboo tile?? ...and then putting her kids into a propaganda video for some Ratner-ass shit like this? Like the Jewish Kathy Lee Gifford? It's a Shanda.
That being said the apartment complex does look quite nice and I'd like to live there as well so if anyone's got any information on rental opportunities please send them my way. If they allow niggers.
18 comments:
thank you thank you thank you for that
Came here via Gawker, lol.
And, um, I think you're quite hilarious (and astute).
I just found you through Gawker and I think I just fell in love a little. Thank you!
MAD REAL WORLD : get me a banana cognac biatch!!!!
There are black people in New York? Who would have known?
Man, Friends and Sex and the City are dead to me now. I feel used and violated that they withheld the truth for so long.
And, Church's Chicken? Man, I'm so there. I used to love riding my motorcycle to the Church's Chicken on Dyer Street, just outside the north gate to Ft. Bliss, Texas.
I love you! would you marry me?
As a native New York product of a ritzy upper east side private school who just left a neighborhood in Brooklyn where people were regularly killed not too long ago, I appreciate and affirm your anger. F this ikea s. The Real World needs to be stopped at all costs. BTW, also came to you through Gawker. They are showing you love.
I appreciate your anger and I think both the media and the developers are to blame for this situation. It's all about money and pleasing shareholders now. However, I don’t understand the last few comments. Perhaps the Jew comment is tied to an upbringing where one's only exposure to the Jewish people is among Orthodox Jews, who are in no way representative of the race. Maybe it is naive of me, an NYC resident and a reform Jew, to think that maybe Jews and blacks could unite over ancestry plagued by slavery and oppression. We should be fighting the system and the government that is entrenched in an oil war that is screwing our country, not each other. Peace.
i hear east ny is welcome to the black man
keep furthering stereotypes
and enjoy bay ridge
You, sir, are the greatest hero of the 20th century. I too hate the rewhitification of Brooklyn, although thankfully I only visit the borough occasionally, but even one day there is enough to piss me off. Let us begin the purge and pile the pale vegetarian corpses on a funeral pyre made of their courier bags, trust funds, and secondhand clothes.
A white fan from Jersey
Dear Blog Nigger,
Since you are a software engineer, I'm trying to determine where you stand in the Pantheon of Software Development.
At the lowest level, of course, we have the script kiddies and people who, with some assistance, can set up and run a blog.
Further up, HTML kids and beginning web designers. Maybe they're good at Photoshop, can write a little Javascript and while they can say "Document Object Model" they don't really understand what that means. But, they can modify a Tumblr template.
A little farther, we have those who can set up Ubuntu Linux today. They think they're really on the edge, but it's all automated now so they have really accomplished nothing special.
Further, we have people who can program in Visual Basic 6, the "red beans and rice" of corporate software development.
Up a little more, we have those who can use Visual Basic .Net. These people can at least navigate a larger object model, but don't really know anything. "Late binding" to them is watching the movie Bound on Showtime after 12pm.
Then, we have people who first learned how to progam in C#. Maybe they understand a little XML, but XSLT is beyond their comprehension. But, they can get a good job in the back office of a bank, or maybe Lexis-Nexis.
Then, you have those who can program in Java. They know what a midlet is, but have no idea how a garbage collector works. Many of these people use Ruby on Rails. Some of them work for Twitter.
Up from there, you have the C++ application programmer. This actually requires knowledge of object oriented programming. These people may have read Scott Meyers, and may know who Bjorne Stroustrup is but cannot pronounce his name. Many of these folks know the difference between early and late binding, function decorations, and multi-language programming. In a pinch, they can produce a DLL or module callable by others. They know the difference between C and PASCAL calling conventions.
Up further, you have C++ systems programmer. These people know the fundamentals of operating systems, can work with a team of maybe thousands of others to produce a major product, can inject inline assembler code when necessary. Many of these people work at Microsoft or Sun. Many of these people work on embedded systems and know what fixed point math is. They can use the kernel debugger.
Farther up, you have the people who can make device drivers. They completely understand OS security models, frequently use inline assembler, and seldom shower. Few of these people are married, so I'm guessing you're not one of those.
On a par with device driver programmers, you have 3D game programmers who can do matrix math in their heads. These guys can clean themselves up if they are going to the GDC, but mostly don't care. Very few of these people are in New York.
Near the top are those who think in Assembler and/or pure machine code.
At the very top are those who can design microcode for logic operations on the chip. These guys work at Intel, AMD, and a handful of other companies. You're not one of these guys. You're married.
So, where do you fall? I'm curious.
i can't believe i read all the way to the end of that dumb ass comment by jefferson davis.
also: "i don't know we're supposed to hate more the jews or the jews" was inspired
@anonymous 9:14AM
Ok, you're doing it wrong. Let's use this as your training ground so that you can go out into the world and stand up to blacks and hypocrites in a more effective fashion.
The tone of your note is extremely apologetic - yet you did nothing wrong! On the contrary, I'm the one who making fun of jews - if anything, you should be pissed!
Let's use blognigger.com to facilitate the destruction of political correctness to the extent that in this situation, you feel comfortable posting the following:
Listen you smug little black fuck: Don't be bitter just because my people, who have for millennia endured slavery and mass extermination on a scale that makes the African slave trade look like alternate side of the street parking, have managed to get their shit together and support each other, rising through every situation to dominate and pwn their oppressors - while your people continue to stand around on street corners, shoot each other and then complain constantly.
Believe me that those gurgling judgmental Orthodox herring merchants don't represent my bacon-eating ass. They hate me just as much as they hate you.
What's fun is fun - but if you go around in earnest, blaming my people for your problems, you can count on having my big Ashkenazi foot in your ass.
NIGGA.
Let's practice here. That's what blognigger is about - the death of PC. I love you man.
peace
bn
Greetings,
Your excellent response to @anonymous 9:14AM has qualfied you for appointment as Director of Information Technology at the Department of the Interior, Bureau of Freedmen.
Congratulations.
Jefferson Davis
President
Deo Vindici
@anon 11:26AM
You're so right about blognigger furthering stereotypes; I mean, he's just totally your stereotypical black, software engineering, James Joyce quoting, self-deprecating, pensive, succinct, eloquent, self-aware NIGGER.
I feel just like I'm on East Flatbush!
Jefferson Davis: Dude, do you get out much? Seems like you've got a lot on your mind...next time maybe you wanna just email that shit directly to BN so he can delete it and we can all get back to more important multitasking like making fun of the jews, blacks and puerto ricans. Who gives a rat's ass whether BN rocks it in Visual Basic? I prefer diggin on his basic visuals.
voxdeltreason: That was brilliant-- and if I ever used gay ass acronyms like ROFL, I'd use it right fuckin' now.
Hysterical shit!
this site is nothing but a piece of crap that was created to make readers believe that some friggin nigger loser has a degree of intelligence..
NOT!!
BWA;HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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