This afternoon, Field Agent 655321 submit the following:
Date: Wed, Jun 19, 2008 at 5:45 PM
Subject: Dizzy's board 'o Shame
To: Blogngr
BN-
Just had a surreal experience and thought of you immediately. I was outside Dizzy's on 9th street, and heard a small group of loiterers standing around with iced coffee, dissing Obama for the head-scarf issue, and saying how disappointed they were, etc.
Enclosed is the image from Dizzy's board 'o Shame, which if you don't know (Oh, I know -ed) is a little dry-erase board they keep outside the restaurant to write pretentious quotes and politically correct slogans. Tonight's was the most idiotic ever.
"I'm very surprised. He's calling for change. And if the change means you discriminate against Islam and Muslims, I think it's the worst change I can expect from a campaign. " - Eman Salem, aunt of Hebba Aref, one of the women asked to leave a photo-op for Barack Obama.
Jesus fucking christ, field agent 655321. Park Slope liberals have got to be the stupidest people on the planet. Thank you for sending this.
Numbnutses: Do you want Barack Obama to be president or not? Remember when you were laughing at John Stewart's disappointed jokes, just 3.5 years ago after Bush won, about how the Democrats are hopeless retards for not knowing how to fight like the Republicans? Remember you laughed and pretended that you understood??
Remember when you joined in the laughter saying that Ralph Nader was this biggest fucking asshole on the planet for taking votes away from Gore in the name of some egotistical, theoretical strike against the two-party system?
Seems to me like Barack Obama just got serious about winning this election. Thank jesus there is someone on his staff with a pair of nuts and a fucking brain, who he can now fire to prevent the backlash from you homos from getting too great - and that guy just took a bullet so that you could have Obama as your next president. Talk about a hero.
Obama is fighting, not for your votes (where you gonna go, McCain???) but for the votes of the swing state rednecks. That's who decides who the leader of the free world is. You have to be brain-dead not to understand that if those muthafuckas catch ONE MORE PICTURE of him chillin with muslims, he's toast.
Listen: I'm black. Hypthetically, if Barack's team determined that the only way for him to win the red states was to adopt a new strategy where he can't be seen with big wu-tang ass niggas, or shit - if the nigga has to start taking anti-soul man pills to look like Michael Jackson and then put on blackface and come out at the grand finale with a pineapple on his head dancin that carmen miranda minstrel shit??? bring it. By Any Means Necessary.
My best friend is Jewish - same deal for him. Let the nigga piss on yarmulkas. whatever he's gotta do to win. bring it. By Any Means Necessary.
And if these whiny-ass muslims are too selfish or stupid to take one for the team on this? fuck 'em. I say thank god Obama has someone with a brain pullin out the stops.
And if the Dizzy's waiters, who can't even do their own jobs (except for that one cute chick) without scowling and acting like displaced emmy-winners, are too myopic to support Obama as he tries to get serious; well then frankly I'm not surprised.
Osama in '08 bitches.
Bring it.
Jesus fucking christ, field agent 655321. Park Slope liberals have got to be the stupidest people on the planet. Thank you for sending this.
Numbnutses: Do you want Barack Obama to be president or not? Remember when you were laughing at John Stewart's disappointed jokes, just 3.5 years ago after Bush won, about how the Democrats are hopeless retards for not knowing how to fight like the Republicans? Remember you laughed and pretended that you understood??
Remember when you joined in the laughter saying that Ralph Nader was this biggest fucking asshole on the planet for taking votes away from Gore in the name of some egotistical, theoretical strike against the two-party system?
Seems to me like Barack Obama just got serious about winning this election. Thank jesus there is someone on his staff with a pair of nuts and a fucking brain, who he can now fire to prevent the backlash from you homos from getting too great - and that guy just took a bullet so that you could have Obama as your next president. Talk about a hero.
Obama is fighting, not for your votes (where you gonna go, McCain???) but for the votes of the swing state rednecks. That's who decides who the leader of the free world is. You have to be brain-dead not to understand that if those muthafuckas catch ONE MORE PICTURE of him chillin with muslims, he's toast.
Listen: I'm black. Hypthetically, if Barack's team determined that the only way for him to win the red states was to adopt a new strategy where he can't be seen with big wu-tang ass niggas, or shit - if the nigga has to start taking anti-soul man pills to look like Michael Jackson and then put on blackface and come out at the grand finale with a pineapple on his head dancin that carmen miranda minstrel shit??? bring it. By Any Means Necessary.
My best friend is Jewish - same deal for him. Let the nigga piss on yarmulkas. whatever he's gotta do to win. bring it. By Any Means Necessary.
And if these whiny-ass muslims are too selfish or stupid to take one for the team on this? fuck 'em. I say thank god Obama has someone with a brain pullin out the stops.
And if the Dizzy's waiters, who can't even do their own jobs (except for that one cute chick) without scowling and acting like displaced emmy-winners, are too myopic to support Obama as he tries to get serious; well then frankly I'm not surprised.
Osama in '08 bitches.
Bring it.
11 comments:
oh my christ.
how do you stand PARK SLOPE? More correctly how do you stand the mofos who live and pretend to think in PS?
i gotta take the 30-minute commute to get my kid to PS 321 so I don't have time to address the real issue of your post, but...
*for the record, i'd give the nut i don't have to live there and put up with all that sanctimonious shite*
spoken as a former resident forced into the hinterlands by my paltry subpar earnings
Right on Blognigger. Why are you the only one telling the truth about all this shit???
Man, shame on you. What do you think your grandparents would say to what you just said? We have to fight so that ALL PEOPLE ARE TREATED EQUALLY - remember MLK?? If winning the election means we have to treat our muslim brothers and sisters like dirt then I say FUCK THE ELECTION.
We need to retain the moral imperative, regardless of the earthly rewards that compromise promises us.
@chelives
I really hope someone has time to school you on this lovely Friday morning. I unfortunately do not.
In any case, if there are others as dumb as you out there, I predict greatness for this thread.
Yeah, Dizzy's waitstaff kinda suck. Or at least in my experience.
Also, well said, at least regarding the retarded sign. I think I'd be a little weirded out if Obama were like, get those Muslims off the stage, but considering how every tiny fucking thing he does gets blown out of proportion by the right (terrorist fist jab anyone?), not sure appearing with women in head scarves is politically smart right now.
That's politics and we need him to win.
Dear Blognigger,
I applaud your enthusiasm, but living in New York as you do, you have yet to experience a multiple-battalion-sized time-on-target barrage from Confederate artillery, nor a flanking cavalry attack from General Nathan Bedford Forrest. Hit ‘em on the eeennnnd. Keep up the skeeerrrr.
The real attack doesn’t start until after Labor Day.
Until then, I remain,
your humble correspondent,
Jefferson Davis
Richmond, Virginia
Deo Vindici
Obama side by side with someone in a burka *now* is like me discussing bi-curiosity on a first date. Sure, there's nothing to be ashamed of, but the stakes are too high to risk scaring anyone away. I need to get laid like America needs Obama.
is his name really Che Lives? really? Lets all fawn and ask what would che do in a situation like this? You think he might do anything as harsh as asking some to please not give Fox News more bullshit anti obama ammo?
Who's to say the right wouldn't use this against Obama as well? Next thing we'll see is McCain's old ass at the podium with twenty burqa clad honey's looming behind him like wraiths.... which sort of makes me chuckle cause it conjures up thoughts of death angels there to take McCain away.
Anyway, I wouldn't put it past the right.
Right on, mister. You know the Republicans will stop at nothing, as exemplified by that walking disaster Karl Rove. They could have planted those burkah-chicks by "encouraging" them to come in. Obama has GOT to protect himself.
The republicans love it when we start attacking each other! As long as they are a united front strengthened by their church, golf club, country club,fraternities,skull & crossbones, etc..they hold the "mantle of power." Let's keep bickering about inclusion while the whitest of the white laugh at us from their penthouses. I hate fkn liberals.
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