Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Ask Blognigger: Fate of the White House



Astute reader James T. Kirk writes:

Date: Tue, Jun 17, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Subject: Whitehouse
To: Blogngr

Blognigger-

I submit my question to you in .gif form:





Sincerely,
Capt. James T. Kirk


No einstein, we'll call it the NiggerCabin. And Baker's position will be renamed Secretary of Spic. And we'll change the primary employment tax form to the W-Kike.

Get the fuck outta here; this doesn't even count as this week's Ask Blognigger. Somebody ask me a real question, I'll answer it after work. Make it about Obama - it's time enough for Blognigger to weigh in.

p.s. That's a .jpg, numbnuts.

16 comments:

Richard said...

Baker?

Seth said...

Here's my question, O Blognigger.

Many white people living in Harlem, Bushwick, etc. have noticed a certain tendency among your co-racialists to group lazily on street corners, brag about how much they receive in food benefits, complain loudly and obscurely about inconsequential matters, eat poorly, slap their children in public, etc. Mr. Obama alluded to such behavior in his recent Father's Day address. ("Don't feed your children cold Popeye's for breakfast; don't let them drink eight sodas a day; stop watching Sportscenter all the time," etc.)

My question: If Obama becomes President, how will his ascension affect black behavior? Will he force the community to improve its game and uplevel their general attitude, or will having a black President make blacks become even more comfortable and resentful than they are presently.

Follow-up question: Will you accept the Vice-Presidency if offered?

saucytart said...

@ Seth: what you are discussing here is class, not race. i assume you've heard the term poor white trash? trash is trash and race, a social construct, has nada por nada to do with it. ask a real question.

Seth said...

@Saucytart: You can have your own opinions about what constitutes a question or not.

You can also have your own opinions about the meaning of race.

I suggest you start your own blog where politically correct filters will only allow commentary that accepts the "social construction of race" as a proven fact, rather than received opinion.

The glorious and revolutionary Blognigger has already postulated on his site that race and brain chemistry are intimately related. Hence I have asked a question that sidesteps the facile compartmentalization that you demand.

Do you understand the fascist underpinnings of your reasoning?

BUSTED!!!!!!

The MuthaFkn JUDGE said...

On the matter of Seth vs. SaucyTart....

WINNER is....

SETH!

As you were.

Jefferson Davis said...

Dear Blognigger,

Should Barack Obmama be elected president of the United States, which of the several states do you predict will pass an Ordinance of Sucession and declare their independence from the federal Union?

Sincerely,

Jefferson Davis
Richmond, Virginia

Deo Vindici

saucytart said...

@ Seth: wow, blognigger has you d*ck-whipped with his badass black brilliance. see Stranger in the Village. your question still sucks.

samdrake said...

Holy shit saucytart!!

Was not expecting that from you. Aren't you a Southern Lady? For what it's worth I agree with your assessment, but not your attack on Seth, who is a funny motherfucker.

(First comment!)

cheers

Middle aged white lady in Prospect Heights. said...

@Seth: I live in Prospect Heights. I see black people hanging out on the corner, chatting etc. Whether they are doing so "lazily" I cannot tell. Some do smoke and some seem to be less than healthy. I haven't seen anyone slap their children, although I have heard them yell at their children when said children are about to careen into me, the gentrifying white lady.

I like that there are people spending time together outdoors. I moved into the city from the suburbs for a reason!

M A W L

PS: BN! If you are going to use Einstein's name in a sarcastic manner, spell it right! You kinda defeat yourself spelling it wrong.

raymi lauren said...

hahahaha

Anonymous said...

We're going to Mars, Bitches!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYWWjSTM8l4&feature=related

Blognigger said...

@richard

I'm oldschool son:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Baker



@darth MAWL

cut me some slack mama - even Einstein made typos. Though I'll admit that one was a doozy.

Richard said...

James Baker is old school? What happened to Henry Kissinger?

saucytart said...

@samdrake:

I'm sure he is a quality individual, but, I'm bored with Seth.

Let's talk about assumptions. Yours. More pertinently, do the SLs of your acquaintance say, "penis-whipped?"

I fear you have been **Lou Ann Poovey-ed**

Ta-ta for now.

Nicole said...

As the brilliance mounts, another description for this site comes to me:

The South Park of blogs.

That is all.

I am not Star Jones said...

hi seth...

obama's presidency will affect black people's behavior in the same way that bush's presidency affects white people's behavior.