Astute reader Gina writes:
From: Gina
Date: Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Subject: Imus. Please discuss.
To: blogngr
WTF? Imus goes and makes another "racist" comment. Or did he? I'm curious on your take. Thanks!
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Gina
Lemme tell you Gina, I'm of the opinion that Imus should immediately be fired from his job at ABC; not because of any racial controversy, but because he is a talentless hack with no listeners, no ratings, and no act.
Jesus christ does he suck; I mean, the guy is just moments from death. Have you heard the actual tape of him saying that shit? He sounds like newschool-Weekend-at-Bernie's-ass Dick Clark. He's never been funny, but now he's just sad.
That being said, you don't have to be Ayn Rand's Gimp to understand that you should let the free market handle this shit. Okay, so Imus makes fun of Nappy-headed ho's or some shit like that. Who gives a fuck?? Okay, so now Imus is too senile to remember that he's in front of a microphone so he forgets to lie and pretend he loves Blacks - who GIVES a shit?! Who the fuck is he? Why does anyone care?!?!
I'll tell you though - I do think we're watching a very disturbing situation unfold - These racial fucking McCarthy hearings are so infuriating to me that I don't know who to blogslap first:
- King of All Blacks, whose statement makes him sound like a cross between Michael Corleone and my paranoid schizophrenic cousin Roland:
"It has been reported to me that statements were made by Mr. Imus this morning and National Action Network has monitored his show since his return...We will determine in the next day or so whether or not his remark warrants direct action on our part as we did in April of last year."
What the FUCK?? They've got someone monitoring Imus in the Morning?? So as African Americans, we've got all of our problems solved, so now we can spare additional resources to listen to Imus full-time? Am I on fuckin Punk'd?
You wanna go out for a quick drink, boo?
Naw baby I gotta be up at 6 for Imus.
Shiiit, Imus Imus Imus.
Cmon baby don't be like that. - Black people who have nothing better to do than protest THIS. This is your issue? Really? Imus? Uh, by the way, April 11th 2007 was a Wednesday; didn't yall muthafuckas have work?? (Yeah, I know it's an old link, but they'll be up to some shit like that in another day or two.)
- The melodramatically Angry Whites who go out of their way to spastically lunge out against Imus with slap-boxing and bile. Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Nigga please - look at this fucking WITCH HUNT!!
Here's the problem with all of this: Now, you will never hear me use that goddamn term, "racist," unless I'm fuckin around or making fun of someone. That term is one of the most overloaded and meaningless words in the language. The 90's killed it for me, like the Simpsons.
Everyone in the world is "racist," - i.e. we all hold racially-based assumptions and opinions, make racially-based generalizations and decisions - 100 times a day. It's a ubiquitous fucking construct in this society and this culture. What are you, retarded?
The problem with this kind of Witch Hunt is that it enforces the myth of an externalized "racism" - it gives us scapegoats to point our fingers at, and protects us from having to look inward in order to examine our "racist" tendencies and understand what motivates us to make judgements, decisions, and laws.
Man, I don't give a fuck about what ANYONE says - ANYONE! talk talk talk; nigga please. Give them kkk niggas blogs and broadband. Go hook it up, fools; talk yourselves to death. Nah, I'm concerned about laws and action, and we got some muthafuckin "racist" problems that involve both:
[Fuckit, It's making my vagina hurt to keep saying that word, so I'm just gonna call it "communist" instead.] You know what's communist?
- Gay people who love each other not being able to get married and raise kids.
- Fuckin Fred Phelps' godhatesfags and godhatesamerica churches tormenting mothers of dead soldiers at their funerals.
- Christian terrorists killing Abortion doctors.
- Lesbian Muslim activist Irshad Manji getting constant death-threats from psychotic Muslim fundamentalist terrorist scumbags.
- My fuckin WACK ASS cousins treating my WHITE WIFE like shit (oh snap, easter egg #1!) because they think I'm a sellout.
...and yall niggas are worried about IMUS?!?!
That shit is communiss, son, and I won't tolerate it.
In summary Gina, you're not alone.
Sincerely,
Blognigger.
9 comments:
Yo! First!
I personally think that Imus has some kind of compulsive disorder. Like a 5-year old who can't stop saying bad words at the dinner table. The more fuss everyone makes over him, the more he likes it.
Yeah, you're first MAWL, but I was holding back because I didn't have anything good enough to add to something so Epic.
As the first poster, don't you think you've got somewhat of a responsibility?
Frankly, it doesn't seem like you read BN's post this morning. Just perhaps the headline - cmon I got you right? Be honest.
And the piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar
And put bread in my jar
And say man, what're you doin' here?
Prediction from a pro: you're not gonna be writing stuff for free for very long.
Imus, as talentless as he is, is a comedian. Comparing him to Nazis is a little ridiculous. Neither of his so-called racist comments warrants this outrage and I agreed with you up until those last two absurdly preachy paragraphs.
Let's hear more about what your cousins say about your cracker wife.
@Bitter Kevin
That's a JOKE, dumbass - he's taking it from Bush's terror speech.
did you read the post?
BN, maybe you should go back to black hagrid for awhile, I think this is going over your audience's head.
@ericf
Dude! I read the whole thing! I just thought the imus--bush-islamofascist metaphor was a bit weak. so i ignored it.
here I will even add to the awfulness that Mr. Nigger listed that everyone should be paying attention to rather than the 5-year-old imus.
The firm Anglo, part British and part South African is moving forward on a platinum mine in Zimbabwe even though doing so will support Mugabe. Arguably doing so will provide jobs to Zimbabweans, but doing so will financially support Mugabe's regime, and foster a false sense of stability.
http://www.forbes.com/equities/2008/06/25/anglo-american-zimbabwe-markets-equity-cx_ll_0625markets10.html
this is far more important than than pathetic little imus
While Blagrid made me pee my pants, it's was part of what makes this blog the South Park of blogs - a variety of methods employed to KEEP IT REAL. Those last two paragraphs and reaching metaphors were indeed on the Blagrid tip. Keep mixin' it up. Don't worry about the readers without enough context to enjoy/be inspired by BN for what it is: THE BOMB-DIGGITY.
Lurker is right. You're too good to be writing a blog. I can't wait to read your book, even tho the copy editor will make you put quotation marks around the Bush quote or anything like it. Go on. Keep writing the truth,bn.We need you.
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