Appetizers

Alright, check this shit out:


Yeah, I know you've seen it before: it's part of the MTA's shock-and-awe campaign against the injustice of a nausea-free morning commute.

Listen: who the FUCK decided to put this shit up on a subway that I gotta stare at first thing in the morning? What, getting up at 6AM to go suck the man's dick for 10 hours ain't bad enough, now I gotta look at mami's chopped-off fingers before I've had my morning coffee?

Questions:

First of all, how the fuck did smoking even do this to the woman? The bitch got lungs in her fingers? Hardly seems like a mainstream enough consequence to use to threaten niggas.

Second of all, it's q3 2008 - does anyone still think smokers don't know smoking is bad for them? Will even one single New Yorker quit smoking because of these nauseating signs??

1: Yo money I cou get a smoke?
2: Nigga you crazy? You seen that subway bitch's fingers?

Third of all, and it's neither here nor there, but I love to think about how they got this photo in the first place:

1: Yo mami, now a ok time to come and take pictures?
2: Oh certainly dears, please come in! Let me fix you some tea.
1: Naw, we straight- uh, ca we just take yo photo realquick?
2: Of course dears, Ethel from the MTA said you'd be by... Well, help yourselves!
1: Could you just uh, hold up yo hands mami?
2: Certainly dear, but whatever for?
3: Cause dem shits is fuc-
1: (Elbowing #3) It's for the uh, anti-smoking campaign that Ethel mentioned?
2: Of course dear; let me hold up my right hand for you- I'm afraid it's in a little bit better shape than m-
3: Nawbitch we need the one wid all dem fingers chopped off son sss-sssss-ssss-sssss

etc etc

Now, even more horrendous is the MTA's support for Bus Drivers Fixin to Make My Nuts Hurt:


SNAP that is FUCKED UP; Still makes me shudder while I'm uploading the image. Lookin all sad and shit? And not only does it hurt to look at, the shit is incredibly exploitive! Put a little deformed baby on the back of a bus?! The fuck is wrong with you.

Yeah, I'm not retarded - I know that these people would claim the moral highground:

So-called Blognigger,

We are attempting to raise awareness of a preventable, treatable condition that is in dire need of private funding. These images, while disturbing, help to draw attention to the suffering of thousands of families in the tri-state area alone whom blahblah-blahblah-dezenuts .

My retort:

Infantopimps,

These images make my nuts hurt and I do NOT want to have to look at them every time I see a bus. You are exploiting helpless children by dragging their deformed shit behind chariots like the vanquished Achilles. Take that shit down NOW.

And damn, compared to fingerlady, it's far more fucked-up to think of how this picture was acquired:

1: Madam, your baby is a monster; can we put him on a bus?
2: (*sob*... BANG!)

...and I'm the insensitive one. Fuck that shit.
brb; fingeraids.