Why the hell do the fucking shirts cost so much?

...Because Cafe Press sucks! It's expensive as a muthafucka, and we are only making 8 bucks a shirt son!! I don't have an alternative, because I can't be dealin with shippin this shit back and forth to yall, dealing with your bitch-ass returns, etc...

If you have a better idea, why haven't you let me know?!?!

My OLD SCHOOL negro, (actually a jewish guy from the upper west side who I grew up with) handles all the ads and shirts and bullshit to try to make a little cash from the site (so far we've made way less than 100$)

I know, I know, leave it to the jew to exploit the black man. Don't be like that - he's hookin me up. Speakin of hookin a brotha up, please hook up a shirt and support the site. I think the two designs came out pretty fresh:

-and-

Any photos of you wearing these shirts, especially the uncensored one in Harlem, will make you epic fucking 733t blognigger royalty.

One last thing - if anyone does step to you for wearing the uncensored, remind them that PC is DEAD and besides, you were commanded to wear it by a real live black man. Give them my email address and tell them they better fuck-inG recognize.

Peace yo...
BN

[Note actual date of post is Wed 6-17-08...backdating so that Blogger doesn't list with current good posts]